The Best 20 Thrust Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thrust jokes. There are some thrust microchip jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thrust shove puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thrust Jokes and Puns

Why didn't the paranoid plane take off?

It had thrust issues

My friend said her husband has erectile dysfunction

Me: "Well, I guess your husband has thrust issues."

I'll see myself out.

A worm munches himself into the center of a cucumber.

He keeps eating the delicious cucumber center when all of a sudden he feels himself lifted into the sky and thrust into a jar. He peaks out of the cucumber to see a bunch of other cucumbers. All of a sudden he sees liquid being poured inside the jar.

He crawled back inside his cucumber grave where he thought to himself "I'm really in a pickle this time."

Thrust joke, A worm munches himself into the center of a cucumber.

What did JFK say after banging Marilyn Monroe?

"Some men have greatness thrust upon them, some men thrust upon greatness."

Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew?

He has thrust issues.


Beads of sweat were running down her cleavage. Her breathing was hot and heavy.

She moaned as she gained momentum by rocking her hips harder and harder, preparing for the final climactic effort she knew was coming soon. Then, in one final full-body thrust, it was all over, and she breathed a deep sigh of relief and satisfaction. It's always a struggle when the wife gets up off the sofa.

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his orders ...

Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his order. It would do whatever he told it to do, and it would do so in the most effective, fastest and cheapest way possible. So he thought, and thought and finally said to the robot, "Robot, I don't want to see any suffering in this world, ever."

Promptly, the robot grabbed the nearby icepick and thrust it in his eyes.

Thrust joke, Finally, he had made the perfect AI, a superhuman intelligence, waiting for his orders ...

Spelling is very important.

It's the difference between "trust in me" and "thrust in me".

Hands sticky and tingling he kept on. Still sucking and licking he tilted his head back as he had it thrust into his mouth letting the sticky juices flow down his throat.

Grape was his favourite flavour and this was his favourite popsicle.

I wouldn't step onto a plane with thrust issues.

She said that she doesn't like it rough

I don't thrust her

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A board member with powers of administration suffering badly from the wind

and wearing an ironclad brassier, pushed her bosom into my face while role-playing in my dank and dirty dungeon.

That's right, a gusty trustee thrust her rusty bust in lusty musty dusty custody.

Why are rockets shaped like penises?

Because they provide maximum thrust.

What does the rocket booster tell to the rocket when it is decoupled?

"We cannot be together anymore, you have lost my thrust"

Why did the rocketscientist mistrust his wife?

He has thrust issues.

How do you kill a butcher?

Thrust a steak through his heart.

Thrust joke, How do you kill a butcher?

How do you get Lady Gaga to give you head?

Poke her face *hip thrust*

How to instantly stop a baby from choking?

You thrust your hips back

What did the rocket scientist tell his girlfriend?

A relationship is built on thrust.


Why did the woman divorce her husband?

He had thrust issues

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