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Short threw jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The threw humour may include short tossed jokes also.

  1. I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukakke party. Everyone came, you should have seen her face.
  2. At a recent rally, somebody threw a beer at Trump's head... He's fine. It was a draft, so he dodged it.
  3. I was so embarrassed that my wife caught me playing with my son's train set that I threw the bedsheet over it. I think I managed to cover my tracks.
  4. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 50 men. It exploded and killed 20 more. Then he threw the pin and killed 10 more men.
  5. I'm not saying it's a mistake letting my girlfriend control the thermostat... But two Hobbits just showed up and threw a ring into our bedroom.
  6. My girlfriend threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me. It's OK though, I only have super fish oil injuries.
  7. I saw a lady texting and driving today I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her.
  8. After winning the game, I threw the ball into the crowd just like they do on TV. Apparently that's unacceptable in bowling.
  9. School joke Teacher: Whoever answers my next question, can go home.
    One boy throws his bag out the window.
    Teacher: Who just threw that?!
    Boy: Me! I'm going home now.
  10. Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me... Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

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Which threw one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with threw? I can suggest the ones about thrown and tossed around.

  1. I threw a boomerang a few years ago I now live in constant fear
  2. My Bluetooth speaker wasn't working so I threw it into the lake... Now it's syncing.
  3. When I moved into my igloo, my friends threw me a house warming party Now I'm homeless
  4. My physics teacher told me I had potential. Then he threw me off the roof.
  5. I once threw an abstinence party... And no one came.
  6. Chuck Norris threw a hand grenade and killed 50 people Then the grenade exploded.
  7. In my 4th grade class the cutest girl threw away my love letter.. ..so I failed her!
  8. Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed twenty people. Then it exploded.
  9. My friend threw a can of coke at my head today... Luckily it was a soft drink.
  10. My brother just threw a milk carton at me How dairy.
  11. I threw a Chinese man down the stairs... It was Wong on so many levels.
  12. I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels
  13. Someone just threw Potassium Chloride at me. That's a salt.
  14. My horse was way more aggressive than usual today it threw me off
  15. Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me. The injuries were superfishoil.

Threw joke, Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me.

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Laughter Threw Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about threw you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean throwing rocks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make threw prank.

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out."

My wife shouted upstairs, "the sun's just come out." I thought great, threw on some shorts and flip flops and shot down the stairs. I was rather shocked when I got down to find our lad holding hands with his mate Michael.

A rope walked into a bar...

A rope walked into a bar. The bartender said, "We don't serve your kind here! No ropes allowed!" The rope left, tied his top end, and fluffed out the fringe. He reentered the bar, and the bartender said, "Hey! Aren't you that rope I just threw out?" "No," the rope said. "I'm a frayed knot."

Poor Ajmal.

After playtime, Ms Wilson asks some of her kindergarten kids what they did during playtime.
"What did you do at playtime Tom?"
"I played in the sandpit" said Tom.
"Very good, if you can spell sand, I'll give you a cookie!"
Tom spelled sand and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Sally?"
"I played in the sandpit with Tom" said Sally.
"That's nice, if you can spell pit, I'll give you a cookie!"
Sally spelled pit and was given a cookie by Ms Wilson.
"What did you do at playtime Ajmal?"
"I tried to play in the sandpit, but Sally and Tom threw rocks at me!" said Ajmal.
"That sounds like blatant racial discrimination, If you can spell blatant racial discrimination I'll give you a cookie!".

Officer! That guy threw sodium chloride at me!

Police officer: That's a salt!

A 35 year old man goes to the doctor and asks to be castrated...

The doctor looks at him for a minute and asks if he is sure. The man says yes, he's thought about it for some time and thinks its time to get it done. The doctor says alright, it's your body.
After the procedure, the man wakes up and the doctor comes over for a chat. He tells the man that while he was down there, he threw in a free circumcision.
Circumcision! the man exclaims. That's the word I was looking for.

Over smart.

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He had just rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.
He saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?"
"Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."

A little girl and her mother are at Church...

...when the little girl starts to feel sick. Her mother tells her to go throw up in the bushes behind the church.
When the little girl returns, her mother asks her if she threw up.
"Yes," the girl says. "But I didn't have to go all the way around the back. There was a box near the front door that said 'For the Sick.'"

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!

I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...

The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said "I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"

No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it.

I always wanted to tell jokes...

I always wanted to tell jokes, but I had pretty severe social anxiety. So, I wrote the jokes down on pieces of paper and taped the paper to frisbees. Then I threw the frisbees at passers by so they could read my jokes.
The trouble was, most of them flew right over their heads.

Two engineers meet each other on their way into work

One of them has a new bike, and the other one asks where he got it.
"Well," the first one says, "it's the funniest story. A beautiful woman rode up to me, threw down the bike, ripped off her clothes, and said 'Take what you want.'"
"Good choice," said the other engineer, "the clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes.....

Two guys are in a boat with three cigarettes. They had no fire, so they threw one of the cigarettes overboard, and the entire boat became a cigarette lighter.

Yesterday I saw a girl driving next to me while texting on her phone...

I was so disgusted by her irresponsible driving that I rolled down my window and threw my beer at her.

Understanding Engineers

Two engineering students were biking across a university campus when one
said, "Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer
replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business,
when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground,
took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The first
engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably
wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny

Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it

Chuck Norris joke, cause it's been a while

Chuck Norris pull the pin in a grenade, threw it, killed 50 men, and then the grenade exploded.

So someone threw a can of soda at me today.

I'm alright though it was a soft drink.

Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back

Now I live in fear

A masked priest just threw some holy water at me...

... I think it was a blessing in disguise.

Little Johnny is back

In the class the teacher said: "the first person to answer my question will go home early".
Little Johnny threw his bag outside.
Teacher asked: "Whose bag is that???"
Johnny answered: "It's mine....
bye bye!"

This guy just threw milk on me!

How dairy....

Today I threw a penny down the well and made a wish.

That the police would never find Penny's body.

They say one friend out of every group has the potential to be a serial killer....

So I threw Dave off a cliff just in case it was him.

Had a house party last night

...and there's always one left over! Laid on the floor in the corner, still that drunk? He couldn't even stand! Asked him where he lived, then dragged him down the driveway to my car, his legs all over the place, picked him up, threw him inside, & took him home. Dragged him up to his house & knocked on his front door, "I've brought your son home."
His mother replied, "Where is his wheel chair?"

A hiring manager had a stack of resumes, took half, and threw them in the trash...

Coworker asks, "what are you doing!?!"
HR Manager said, "I don't like to hire unlucky people."

Donald Trump is really a proved racist and sexist, because...

He beat a woman badly in his run for the presidency and threw a black family out of a white house...

A woman searches for something in the living room.

After an hour, worried, she asks her husband:
- Have you seen my book?
- Which one?
- How to live to become 100 years old.
- Ah yes. Yesterday, i threw it away.
- But why?
- Your mother started reading it...

Mommy! I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cus it was fake.

"Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
"It had two zeroes instead of one."

I just saw a hot mom at McDonalds s**... her kid after he threw his fries on the ground

...so I threw my fries on the ground too.

Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day

I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil
*I'll see myself out*

I forgot how my boomerang worked so I just threw it

And then it hit me...

On my way home from work saw a man texting while driving..

Knowing how dangerous this can be I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window and threw my beer at him.

When Noah reached land, he threw open the ark doors and said, "Go forth and multiply".

When all the animals cleared out, only a pair of confused looking snakes remained.
"Didn't you hear me? Go forth and multiply!" Said Noah, annoyed.
"We can't" replied one of the snakes. "We're adders".

My grandfather was the type of person who never threw anything away

He died in World War II holding on to a hand grenade

My wife walked in on me...

My wife walked in on me m**... to an optical illusion. I threw my hands up and said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like!"

Mom, I found a $10 bill today, but I threw it away, cause it was fake.

"Oh, how did you know it was fake?"
"It had an extra zero."

3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes,but there was no way to light them.What did they do?

Threw one cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

A teacher says to her class "whoever answers my next question can go home."

One boy at the back of the class throws his bag out the window.
"Who just threw that? Demands the teacher.
"Me" replied the boy. "And I'm going home."

John has 20 watermelons and tim has none. John threw one watermelon at tim, what does tim have now?

A concussion.

My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and attacking everyone, he even threw his f**... on the wall.

I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

Drive safe

I saw a driver texting and driving.
It made me so mad I threw my beer at him.

A kid threw a chunk of cheddar at me today

I didn't think that was very mature.
Fortunately, it wasn't sharp.

Hey England, you know what oday is?

Where's the T?
We threw it in the harbor, 244 years ago

A girl uses chemicals to remove polish and no one looks twice

And yet when h**... tried it, everyone threw a fit

A man threw a milk bottle at me today

How dairy

One day, a teacher said "Whoever can answer my next question can get dismissed now".

Tom threw his bag outside the window.
The teacher asked angrily "Who threw the bag?"
Tom answered "It's me! "
Tom got dismissed early.

I don't know why my friend was mad when I threw his frisbee...

He even said it was a new record.

I threw a b**... party for my girlfriend.

Everybody came, you should've seen her face.

Today my son threw a quarter in the well at the mall and said "I wish my dad was dead." And because of his attitide we went home without buying anything.

When we got to our house we saw an ambulance and the coroner at Jim's house, apparently he had a freak heart attack about thirty minutes before hand, it was odd because he was a personal trainer and in great shape, my wife seemed real upset by his passing. Though it was strange because I've never even seen them speak to eachother.

Two engineer students were biking across campus.

One said to the other, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first engineer nodded approvingly and said, "Good choice: The clothes probably wouldn't have fit you anyway."

Once Chuck Norris threw a knife in Call of Duty

And killed someone in Battlefield

I threw my wife a surprise b**... party for her birthday.

You should have seen her face.

I was so embarrassed when my wife found me playing with my son's train set that I threw a blanket over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

It's a conversation between me and my 6 y o cousin...Sorry if it is not funny enough for you

him: Knock knock
me: Who's there?
him: A snail
me: a snail who?
him: a snail you threw out of the window two weeks ago asking why

Years ago, my Mother-in-law began reading, "The Exorcist". She said it was the most evil book she ever read. So evil in fact, she couldn't finish it, took it to the ocean and threw it off the pier.

I went out, but another copy, ran it under the faucet, and left it beside her bed.

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."

A teacher told the students, "The person who answers my next question correctly gets to leave class early."
Suddenly, a pen came flying across to room, practically hitting the teacher in the face.
"Who threw that?!" the teacher shouted angrily.
"Me!" piped up a voice from the back of the classroom. "Can I leave now?"

Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me

I'm fine- I only suffered super fish oil injuries

In an attempt to boost morale, my office threw a 'Christmas in July' event today. I got to talking to my coworker from Beijing and asked him, "Why don't Chinese kids believe in Santa Claus?" He confided in me...

"Because they make the toys."

Frank farts in the classroom and his teacher gets really upset and throws him out.

He goes and sits outside the class and can't stop laughing. The principle walks by and sees him. He asks, Frank, why are you sitting outside your class laughing?"
I f**... in class and the teacher threw me out. The principle asks him again, Well then, why are you laughing?
Because those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my f**... while I'm outside in the fresh air."

An atheist is walking along the bank of Loch Ness, suddenly, out of the depths appears Nessie.

She snatched the atheist up in her jaws and threw her head back, throwing thim up in the air. Just before the atheist fell into Nessie's jaws he cries out
"Oh god help me!"
Amazingly, time froze and God appeared next to the atheist. God asked:
"My son, all your life you have forsaken me, why now do you call upon me?"
The atheist responded with: "Give me a break, I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster five minutes ago either!"

My sister thinks shes so smart, shes said onions are the only food that makes you cry

So I threw a coconut at her

Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matches.

They threw one cigarette overboard, which caused the whole boat to become a cigarette lighter.

Threw joke, Three men were on a boat. All together, they had four cigarettes; However, no one brought any matche

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