Following is our collection of showin puns and cactuses one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Throwin jokes for adults, dirty yer jokes and clean sayin dad gags for kids.
...in some people's eyes.
and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…
Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.
Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.
The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.
The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.
"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.
"My watch is 30 minutes slow."
Discus
Of course, I'm shuriken.
Unless I'm in my car. Then it all goes out the window.
Because they kept throwin shade
Sounds pretty far fetched.
It felt meloncollie.
Discuss.
... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.
I'm going dressed as a tampon
Standup 1 liner throwin out there
Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.
They are just Hand Contorsionists.
...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.
My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy
Shur-i-can
Because it stinks and its time to do a load of towels in the laundry.
Not my cup of tea.
Yeah, real mature.
Nevermind, my wife wants to go to the movies.
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.