The Best 25 Throwin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Throwin jokes. There are some throwin cactuses jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these throwin sayin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Throwin Jokes and Puns

Throwing acid is wrong... some people's eyes.

I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board

and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…

What did Mr. T say after throwing five $10 bills off the diving board?

I fitty da pool!

Throwin joke, What did Mr. T say after throwing five $10 bills off the diving board?

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Throwing Watches

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.

The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.

The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.

"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.

"My watch is 30 minutes slow."

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??


What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

Throwin joke, What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

I'm against throwing cigarettes on the ground.

Unless I'm in my car. Then it all goes out the window.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

I was throwing a ball with my dog when Superman came around and threw it.

Sounds pretty far fetched.

Saw somebody throwing fruit at a dog before,

It felt meloncollie.

You can explore throwin showin reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean throwin yer dad jokes. There are also throwin puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

'Olympic throwing sports aren't what they used to be.'


I am throwing an African themed party tonight...

... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.

My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...

I'm going dressed as a tampon

I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"

Standup 1 liner throwin out there

Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act...

Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.

Throwin joke, Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act...

They are not throwing gang signs.............

They are just Hand Contorsionists.

We're throwing my dad a surprise party... celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.

I keep throwing up when I count in French

My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy

Throwing stars??


That's it. I'm done. I'm throwing in the towel

Because it stinks and its time to do a load of towels in the laundry.

Throwing hot coffee in someone's face

Not my cup of tea.

Someone keeps throwing cheese at me

Yeah, real mature.

I'm throwing a party for pussy-whipped guys tonight!

Nevermind, my wife wants to go to the movies.

They where throwing a plastic disk back and forth. I was trying to remember what it was called, then it hit me!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the throwin throw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working throwin droppin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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