Throwin Jokes

Following is our collection of showin puns and cactuses one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Throwin jokes for adults, dirty yer jokes and clean sayin dad gags for kids.

The Best Throwin Puns

Throwing acid is wrong...

...in some people's eyes.

I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board

and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Throwing Watches

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.

The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.

The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.

"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.

"My watch is 30 minutes slow."

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??

Discus


What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

I'm against throwing cigarettes on the ground.

Unless I'm in my car. Then it all goes out the window.

Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds?

Because they kept throwin shade

I was throwing a ball with my dog when Superman came around and threw it.

Sounds pretty far fetched.

Saw somebody throwing fruit at a dog before,

It felt meloncollie.

'Olympic throwing sports aren't what they used to be.'

Discuss.


I am throwing an African themed party tonight...

... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.

My friend's throwing a fancy dress party themed around period attire...

I'm going dressed as a tampon

I've never met someone who's good at frisbee and thought "he's the type of person I'd want to hang out with"

Standup 1 liner throwin out there

Throwing a life preserver to someone drowning in boiling oil is a futile act...

Unless of course that life preserver is made of dough.

They are not throwing gang signs.............

They are just Hand Contorsionists.

We're throwing my dad a surprise party...

...to celebrate his last PTSD counselling session.

I keep throwing up when I count in French

My doctor thinks I might have a huit allergy

Throwing stars??

Shur-i-can


That's it. I'm done. I'm throwing in the towel

Because it stinks and its time to do a load of towels in the laundry.

Throwing hot coffee in someone's face

Not my cup of tea.

Someone keeps throwing cheese at me

Yeah, real mature.

I'm throwing a party for pussy-whipped guys tonight!

Nevermind, my wife wants to go to the movies.

They where throwing a plastic disk back and forth. I was trying to remember what it was called, then it hit me!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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