Throttle Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

As a fat guy I never really have more pep in my step...

But I do occasionally get a little more throttle in my waddle.

What do you call a team of pets that works together to throttle the internet?

Comcats.

Woke up at 6 o' clock this morning ...

...with a banging hangover listening to my neighbour mowing his lawn , was going to get up and throttle the sod , but then thought "To Heck with it , he can mow around me."

What are the funniest throttle jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Throttle? Well, here are the best Throttle puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Throttle pick up lines to share with friends.

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