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Funniest Thrones Short Jokes

Short thrones jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thrones humour may include short kings jokes also.

  1. What is the difference between game of thrones and Twitter? With Twitter you only get 140 characters.
  2. How many Game of Thrones seasons does it take to change a lightbulb? Eight, if you want to screw it completely.
  3. What does The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Fast and Furious have in common? All their Walkers are dead
  4. What's the difference between Game of Thrones and United Airlines? One has dragons and the other has drag-offs
  5. Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones? Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.
  6. Apparently, all the tents from the Game of Thrones sets are being redecorated for use in a new mini-series on Genghis Khan. I am not sure why anyone is surprised about the recycled Khan tent.
  7. What is the difference between a baseball and Prince William? One is thrown to the air.
    The other is heir to the throne.
  8. What do Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, and Spider-Man all have in common? They're more realistic than The Bachelor.
  9. David Benioff and Dan Weiss wrote this joke for the loyal viewers of the Game of Thrones series Season 8
  10. Bathroom Poetry This little throne I call my own
    I aim to keep it neat
    So drain your soul, pee down the hole
    And not upon the seat

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Thrones One Liners

Which thrones one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thrones? I can suggest the ones about lord of the rings and lords.

  1. What do you call a king's rabbit? The hare to the throne
  2. My crush said I'm like a brother to her Lucky she likes game of thrones
  3. Which Game of Thrones character doesn't stink ? Bran
    He is Hodorless
  4. Why do astronomers love Game of Thrones? Because of its dwarf star.
  5. Why was Game Of Thrones banned from twitter? Because twitter has an 140 character limit.
  6. What do kings call musical chairs? A game of thrones.
  7. I wanted to read more Now I watch game of thrones with the subtitles on
  8. 2020 is starting to feel like... The game of thrones series finale we deserve
  9. The girl I liked said I was like a brother to her Lucky for me she likes game of thrones.
  10. What is the most unstable and unpredictable job in the world? Casts of Game of Thrones.
  11. How does a queen get around her kingdom? She gets throne.
  12. How did the Prince end up getting Homeless? He was throne out.
  13. How did the pancake become the king? He u-syruped the throne.
  14. What do you call musical chairs with toilets? Game of Thrones
  15. Why did henry viii call an AC repairman? He wanted air to the throne.

Game Of Thrones Jokes

Here is a list of funny game of thrones jokes and even better game of thrones puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What was the most successful love story in Game of Thrones? Shireen. She was only on Tinder for a couple of minutes.
  • Kid from The Sixth Sense asked to comment on Game Of Thrones and he described it with one sentence. "Icey dead people"
  • Game of Thrones is really getting out of hand... Even websites are dying in the new season.
  • I am glad Game of Thrones is coming to an end in 2019 I hate when TV shows dragon too long.
  • What's red and caused horror among Game of Thrones fans? Ed Sheeran.
  • [Game of Thrones Spoiler ALL BOOKS Fan Theory] Benjen, Bran, Daario, Euron, Syrio, Jaqen, and Coldhands walk into a restaurant.. and say: "Table for one, please."
  • Why doesn't Napoleon watch Game of Thrones? Because Winter is Coming
  • So we wont see season 8 of Game of Thrones until 2019 They're really dragon it out
  • What airline does Sophie Turner use when she's filming Game of Thrones? Luftsansa
  • What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die.
Thrones joke, What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common?

Hilarious Thrones Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about thrones you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean majesty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thrones pranks.

Game of Thrones Themed: "Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Arya"
"Arya who?"
"Arya gonna let me in? Winter is comin'!"
I'm a new dad ...I think this whole dad joke thing is inevitable.

Anybody know where I can get a Game of Thrones Valentine's day card?

It's for my sister.

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, m**..., decapitation, gore, s**..., gay s**..., midget s**..., prostitution, r**..., paedophilia, i**... and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh so you're still on the first episode then?"

The science behind Pedro Pascal.

After finishing the latest Game of Thrones episode, I started to question Pascal's wager; how many kiloPascals does it take to crush a Pascal?

[Game of Thrones] How do Littlefinger's prostitutes get in & out of the brothel?


I like Peter Dinklage in Game of Thrones

But I like him better in smaller roles.

Games of thrones has more __ than a __

i**..., r**... wedding
Fill in the blanks with your best joke!

Game of Thrones

Q: What's the name of Hodor's cat?
> A: Hodor
Q: Why did Hodor cross the road?
> A: Hodor
Q: How many Hodors does it take to screw in a lighbulb?
> A: Hodor
Q: What's the title of Hodor's favorite book?
> A: Hodor
Q: Why wasn't Hodor invited to the party?
> A: Hodor
"Who's there?"
"Hodor who?"

[Game of Thrones] What happens if Ramsay Bolton met Samwell Tarly's girlfriend?

Gilly suit

I told my friend a joke about last night's Game of Thrones episode..

He agreed it was well done.

Game of thrones finale joke. Spoiler.

Poor Jon snow. But it must have been a nice watch.

This season of Game of Thrones set new records for Piracy

Probably because it's written by George Arrrrr Arrrrr Martin

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What did the Game of Thrones character say when he saw the s**... door?


How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

LPT: Play the Game of Thrones theme tune before you have s**... if there is a risk of being overheard.

Got me and my SO through the recent family stay overs during the festive season.

p**... is just like Game of Thrones.

You either win or you die.

What was the general fan reaction to last night's Game Of Thrones?

Nooooodor. :(

I can't believe how much I cried after that recent episode of the Game of Thrones!

"*There will be no walk of atonement."*

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones


*Spoiler* Game of thrones spoiler.

It's scripted and dragons are not real.

I just saw Betty White t**... in "Game of Thrones"

now I know why she won a "sag" award.

[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent?

Arya Stark?

In Game of Thrones, Ygritte always said how much she hated the night's watch......

boy did she eat crow.

I watch Game Of Thrones Religiously

I believe it happened cause it says so in the books.

Game of Thrones

Where do the watchers on the wall go to get drunk?

What gets off the more than anything else in game of thrones

Winter, it's always coming

What does Haley Joel Osment call white walkers from Game of Thrones?

Icy dead people

The wife said she wanted to do some Game of Thrones role-playing tonight...

She strapped our kid to my back and made me hold the door while she m**... to Kit Harington.

Nervous about watching new Game of Thrones with my parents, due to all the s**....

Hopefully if I turn the volume up loud I won't hear them.

Game of thrones actors numbers leaked online

Someone called Kit Harrington...
"Hello, who's this?!"
"It's Ben."
"Ben who..?!?"
"Ben-d knee."

We've seen a lot of n**... on Game of Thrones

I think tonight might be the first night we have ever seen a Dickon fire though

Game of Thrones Spoiler Joke

I heard the Night King just got a hold of one rarest YuGiOh cards

People think that Ed Sheeran cameo in Game of Thrones was bad...

But I thought amy winehouse getting hit in the face with a rock in last nights episode was just in bad taste.

How do you know there are no Asians leading the White Walker armies in Game of Thrones?

Because two Wongs don't make a wight.

My girlfriend and I just watched the latest episodes of Game Of Thrones back to back

unfortunately my side wasn't facing the tv

[Spoiler] In Game of Thrones, what is Jon and Dany's favorite s**... position?

Lannister style

What did you think of the Game of Thrones season finale?

I thought it was auntie-climactic.

[Game of Thrones] If you give Littlefinger two choices...

He'll always prefer the ladder

Another Monday morning of people on the Internet screaming about what other people can or can't say.

I wish these Game if Thrones spoilers would stop.

Had an issue with how the latest season of Game of Thrones ended:

Bit of an auntie c**... don't you think?

I heard that there is going to be a Game of Thrones crossover with Westworld. (Spoilers for both shows)

Hodor: Hodor!!!
Arnold: What door?

To decide the best tv show ever, I started comparing Game of Thrones & Breaking Bad for two hours

Finally it came down to The Wire

People complain about Game of Thrones having a lot of i**......

...but Bran could have broken his arms instead of his legs

My friend built a thatch residence out of prairie grass. He decided to use it as a storage facility for regnal furniture.

I told him that was not a good idea. When he asked why, I told him that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

What did the guy who finished watching Game of Thrones say?

My watch has ended

I feel sorry for Jorah in Game Of Thrones

He clearly loves Daenerys, but she just isn't one to savour the Mormont.

Son's earring

d**... up my a**...

Which Game of Thrones house does House Trump most resemble?

Definitely not House Lannister, because they always pay their debts.

Which character in Game of thrones has a healthy digestive system


Game of Thrones will be coming later than expected in 2019.

I guess the television shows are closer in spirit to the books than we originally thought.

What's the difference the Game of Thrones books and a Chinese newspaper?

To understand everything in a Chinese newspaper you only need to know about 3,000 characters.

Christmas Is Coming.

The older you get, the more this sounds like a Game Of Thrones quote.

My girlfriend didn't want to have s**... while we watched Game of Thrones.

So I just gave her a little finger.

Where do the Game of Thrones characters go to get their clothing pressed?

The Iron Islands.
...I'm so sorry, I've been re-watching the entire series in preparation for April and this s**... joke popped into my head after my Mum bought a new iron :3

I watched all of Game of Thrones back to back with the girlfriend,

Fortunately I was the one facing the TV.

If Daenerys from Game of Thrones married Khal Moro instead of Khal Drogo, guess what she would've named her biggest dragon?


If Game of Thrones teaches us anything it is that Mexico should build the wall.

Whingers are coming.

So there was this king in Hawaii living in a straw thatch style palace whose hobby was collecting thrones...

Anytime some local carpenter created a new ornate chair, he had to have it for his collection. The guy was wild about them, it was his one true passion in life.
Well one day, lightning strikes during a thunderstorm and his palace burns down including his entire collection. He was crushed, never the same afterwards.
Well, you know what they say. People in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

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