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I was so shocked that I almost fell of my throne
One is thrown in the air, and the other is heir to the throne.
She's throne.
One's heir to the throne, the other's thrown to the air.
Sorry.
Because he was the rightful heir
The Royal Wee.
She gets throne.
Air to the throne.
The air to the throne.
Next in line for the throne
It's always good to kill two turds with one throne.
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They get throne away.
He had very little real power.
After spending 65 years on the throne, I suppose she's the most constipated ruler ever.
I paid the Fisher-Price.
He was an error to the throne
so he gathered the grass he needed and built the only two story hut in the village. He placed his throne on the second story and held audiences there. One night while he slept the throne fell through the floor and crushed his head. The moral of this story is that people who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
He was throne out.
He u-syruped the throne.
"Your majesty," he said, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all day, burning the villages of your enemies in the north."
The king looked perplexed. "But I do not have any enemies in the north."
"Ah," replied the knight, realising his mistake. "I fear you do now."
No heir to the throne
So he took a reign check
This little throne I call my own
I aim to keep it neat
So drain your soul, pee down the hole
And not upon the seat
At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.
He excelled in throne weapons
The British throne would be up for a LOT of contention
A prince is the heir the throne, a booger is thrown to the air.
On the porcelain throne.
But every King deserves a throne
She can't even go to bathroom alone. There are always people in line for throne.
There's blood, there's guts, there's nudity.
Gonna have to face the facts.
I'm a terrible cook.
A Poo'er Aeternus
The "hare" to the throne
What kind of king doesn't sit on his throne?
P.s. sorry if this is unoriginal. It sounds too good to not be taken.
He wanted air to the throne.
A pacific island tribal king was infamous for conquering surrounding islands and stealing the defeated king's throne, and then stowing it, like a trophy, in the attic of his grass hut.
One day when sitting on his throne in said grass hut, the ceiling collapses under the weight of his trophies and the king is killed.
Which goes to prove that people in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.
Out of breath and in a panic they alert the king
> Sire, the peasants, they're revolting!
The king nods and responds:
>Mmm yes, they are quite disgusting aren't they
He travels to Thebes to consult the blind prophet Tiresias and asks him, "What does my future hold?"
Tiresias thinks quietly for a time and answers, "First you'll murder your father."
Oedipus is shocked to hear that he'll become a killer, but there must be more to his fate.
He asks, "What happens next?"
"Then you'll take his throne."
Oedipus is pleased to hear that he'll become king, but there must be more to his fate.
"And what happens next?"
"Then you'll sleep with Joe."
Oedipus is confused.
"Who's Joe?"
That's some serious shit.
The hare to the throne
It's the danger throne
His name was toot and come in
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