Throbbing Jokes
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The first night in prison and not sleeping next to my wife, I wrestled uncontrollably with a large and throbbing e**....
I just wish it had been mine.
Jack wakes up with a horrible hangover and a throbbing black eye.
The first thing he sees is a single rose on the side table and a note from his wife: Dear, breakfast is made. I've gone shopping to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you!
He stumbles to the kitchen and, sure enough, there's breakfast. Joe, he says to his son, what happened last night?
You came home s**... and got that black eye tripping over a chair.
So, why the rose, breakfast, and sweet note from your mother?
Oh, that. Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to t**... clothes, you screamed, 'Leave me alone, I'm married!'
A black person is walking down the road...
When all of a sudden he peels over with a massive throbbing pain in his heart. He grabs his chest and screams in pain. A man sees this and runs to his aid.
"Sir, listen to me, you are going into cardiac arrest." the helpful citizen says.
"But I didn't even do nothing!"
What's 12 inches, pink, and throbs?
Piglet stuck in an electric fence
As she slid in the r**... thermometer I got a throbbing and very noticeable e**.... I did my best to hide it but...
...the vet said that it would probably be better if I waited outside while she took my dog's temperature.
My dad said there's a throbbing pain coming from the f**... hair above his upper lip.
It mustache.
What's the hardest part of putting a baby into a hot oven?
My throbbing e**...
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