Thro Jokes
111 thro jokes and hilarious thro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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I've been thrown in prison for telling dad jokes...
Turns out I wasn't authorised, as I'm not a dad.
But don't worry, I'll be seeking a pa-role.
What do you throw a drowning black man?
His wife and kids
How do you throw a party in Nigeria?
You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling
What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?
Linoleum Blownapart
What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?
You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.
What happens when you throw a big mac at a window?
A fight between Steve Jobs and Bill Gates breaks out.
What do you get when you throw a window through a window?
A pane in the glass.
Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?
I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.
Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie...
... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.
What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?
f**... Hare
Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss
Because they duck.
I think I'm going to throw away my old Hoover.
It's just collecting dust anyway.
What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?
Linoleum Blonaparte :)
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How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?
With the chicken still around it
What do you get when you throw a piano down a hole in the ground?
A flat miner
I got throw out of university for plagiarism...
Their words, not mine.
What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?
Ducks like a quack.
What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?
It gets wet.
What happens if you throw a cigarette off a boat?
It becomes a cigarette lighter.
If you throw a party how do you know Mrs. Elephant is in her period?
Your mattress is missing and, theirs a quarter on the dresser.
Why should you not throw stones at a knight?
Because heavy metal is harder than rock.
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Thro One Liners
Which thro one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thro? I can suggest the ones about duck and throat.
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