The Best 59 Thro Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thro jokes. There are some thro vigorous jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thro horse puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thro Jokes and Puns

I've been thrown in prison for telling dad jokes...

Turns out I wasn't authorised, as I'm not a dad.

But don't worry, I'll be seeking a pa-role.

What do you get when you throw a hand grenade into a bathroom in France?

Linoleum Blownapart

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Thro joke, What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

What do you get when you throw a window through a window?

A pane in the glass.

Have any you ever tried to throw out a garbage can ?

I leave it on the curb everyday, and its always there when I get back from work.

Got thrown out of the theatre during the Superman movie...

... but I was able to sneak back in by putting on glasses.

What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Facial Hare

Thro joke, What do you get when you throw a rabbit at someone's head?

Whenever I throw bread at the birds in the river I always miss

Because they duck.

What do you get when you throw a grenade inside a French bathroom?

Linoleum Blonaparte :)

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

I got throw out of university for plagiarism...

Their words, not mine.

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What does Dr. Oz do when you throw scientific evidence at his head?

Ducks like a quack.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it?

A Butterfly!

I always have to throw out my animal crackers.

They always have that label: "Do not eat if seal is broken".

Thro joke, I always have to throw out my animal crackers.

Once you throw a paper airplane it's no longer.....



Throwing Watches

Three tourists climbed up the tower with London's Big Ben and decided to throw their watches off the top, run down the stairs and try to catch them before they hit the ground.

The first tourist threw his watch but heard it crash before the had taken three steps. The second threw his watch and made only two steps before hearing his watch shatter.

The third tourist threw his watch off the tower, went down the stairs, bought a snack at a shop up the street and walked slowly back to Big Ben in time to catch the watch.

"How did you do that?" asked one of his friends.

"My watch is 30 minutes slow."

I was throwing darts at wife's photo on dart board

and not even a single one hitting the target.
Wife entered, saw and asked, Honey! What are you doing?
Husband: Missing you.
And that's when the fight started…

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Those who throw dirt...

...are sure to lose ground.

I was thrown out of my cloning exam

for copying the kid next to me.

Throwing acid is wrong... some people's eyes.

I can throw rocks further than catapults.

I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?

What did the throwing star say when I asked her if she could hit her target?

Of course, I'm shuriken.

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

If someone throws a 16oz. ribeye at you and you fail to catch it...

That's a big missed-steak.

You throw a red rock into the blue ocean, what does it become?

Wet. The rock becomes wet.

I'm against throwing cigarettes on the ground.

Unless I'm in my car. Then it all goes out the window.

Got thrown out of the furniture shop

I got thrown out of a furniture shop today. I think the girl at the counter misunderstood when I said I wanted one nightstand.

If you ever get thrown into jail

Introduce yourself as the mitochondria...

You're the powerhouse of the cell.

Please don't throw cigarette butts in urinals.

It makes them soggy and hard to light.

Saw somebody throwing fruit at a dog before,

It felt meloncollie.

What do you throw to a drowning politician?

Their running mate.

I was thrown out of school because my boyfriend filled out my application.

They said I didn't apply myself

What happens if u throw a purple hat in the black sea?

It gets wet.

Don't throw your toothpicks in the urinals...

The crabs have learned to pole vault.

Can throwing a round heavy object as far as you can be classed as a sport??


I was throwing a ball with my dog when Superman came around and threw it.

Sounds pretty far fetched.

I am throwing an African themed party tonight...

... there is no food and drinks are 12 miles away.

What do you get when you throw ice cream at your girlfriend really hard?

A sorbet

How is a thrown dictionary similar to birds flying south for winter?

They're both flying information.

I got thrown out of the cinema for throwing popcorn at the back of people's heads.

I also lost my job behind the popcorn counter.

'Olympic throwing sports aren't what they used to be.'


I got thrown out of the amputee club for having all of my limbs

In my opinion that was an unfair dismemberment

What do you say when someone throws something at the president?

Donald Duck

What do you get if you throw a grenade in a French kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Why shouldn't you throw away an old dolphin?

Because they can be re-porpoised!

I throw big words randomly in the middle of a conversation

so i look photosynthesis

If I ever get thrown in jail

I ain't finishing my sent-

I had to throw out all of my danish currency

I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus

I got thrown out of the dentist's surgery for dancing.

I mean, he's the one who asked me to floss...

"I'm not throwing away my shot"

Alexander Hamilton, leader of the pro-vaccine movement 1780.

Nobody throws a BBQ as good as me

My record is 21 feet.

Don't throw sodium chloride at people.

That's a salt.

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height…

Apparently, they didn't like my critter sizing.

I've just been thrown out by security and told never to return to the hospital again.

It turns out the Stroke Unit isn't what I thought it was.

If Hyena's could throw

Would they be called Hyeeta's?

Once, i throwed a boomerang really fast

I've been living in fear since that day

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