Thriller Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

Michael Jackson should have opened a clothing line for pants.

He could have called it Billie Jeans.

Those prices are THRILLER!
No one can BEAT IT!

Kids pants would be half off there.

I just watched a film where a man's wife is brutally murdered and his son is left physically disabled...

...Then in a twisted turn of events, his son is kidnapped and he has to chase the kidnapper thousands of miles with the help of a mentally disabled woman.

Finding Nemo is a real thriller!

A guy is driving along when he spots a gypsies caravan on the side of the road with a sign saying, "readings $10 per person".

He pulls over thinking this could be a laugh, and enters the caravan.

The gypsy immediately grabs his hands, looks at them for a couple of seconds and looks up into the guys eyes.

She says, "Thriller, pretty woman, when doves cry ,stairway to heaven."

"wow", said the guy, "those are my favourite songs!"

"impressive", he continues, "please, tell me my future"

"can not" exclaims the gypsy, "I am just a four tune teller"

Told my girlfriend that I've started writing a book about a serial killer that murders his lover.

She said, "That sounds exciting. I love thrillers."

I said, "It's not a thriller, it's an autobiography."

I don't think Michael Jackson would make for a good documentary

He'd make a better thriller

The musical "Grease" is getting a remake, but as a dark psychological thriller.

It's going to be directed by M. Night Shyamalamadingdong.

How do thriller writers live?

In tents.

What do you call a generic horror movie where nothing happens?

A filler thriller.

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