The Best 18 Thrill Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thrill jokes. There are some thrill cavemen jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thrill gorrila puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thrill Jokes and Puns

I'm not thrilled my wife is into bondage

but my hands are tied

If life was like middle school

Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?

Criminal: Nope

Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.

Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!

Judge: I don't care who started it.

A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."

So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."

Thrill joke, A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist

As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump...

I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...

Cannibalism is a real thrill

Nail-biting from start to finish.

I love to hunt lounge chairs...

It's not the kill that excites me, it's the thrill of the chaise.

I went to a theme park today, but I honestly thought it was a waste of money.

If I wanted to wait ages for a quick thrill, I'd go home to my wife.

Thrill joke, I went to a theme park today, but I honestly thought it was a waste of money.

What do you call someone who gets a sexual thrill from killing an animal?

A PETA-phile.

Which Thrill Ride Does A Wine Glass Like To Go On The Most?

A Coaster

The Band ACDC was Arrested For Firearm Possession...

They told the officer they only Shoot to Thrill

Camping isn't just a thrill

It's in tents.

You can explore thrill endeavor reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean thrill gta dad jokes. There are also thrill puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why is Top Thrill Dragster 420 feet tall?

Because you get high really fast

I got a job as boxer...

The thrill of it is what keeps me going.

Putting things in boxes, taking things out of boxes, taping boxes, the list goes on!

How do thriller writers live?

In tents.


Just won my first marathon. I am experiencing the thrill of victory and the agony of de feet.

I think our generation prefers Airbnb

I think our generation prefers Airbnb over hotels because it integrates the thrill of traveling with the fantasy of actually owning property.

Thrill joke, I think our generation prefers Airbnb

I'm not to thrilled with our solar system

I rate it one star

Thriller is truly one of the best albums of all time

Nobody will ever beat it...

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