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- President Biden ordered an F16 missile attack to destroy the Chinese spy balloon Americans are thrilled. It's the first thing he's done to combat inflation.
- My son Anakin loves that I named all of our children after Star Wars characters My daughter Chewbacca, however, is less thrilled.
- A trip to the doctor... Doctor: "You'll be thrilled to hear that you don't have cancer in your liver. It was all in your head!"
Me: "Oh great!"
Doctor: "No, brain cancer is way worse." - As much of a thrill-seeker as I am, I would never bungee jump... I came into this world because of a broken rubber and I'm not going out because of one...
- My wife got really mad when she found me kissing her twin during a drunken dance at a wedding. He is not too thrilled about it either.
- I love to hunt lounge chairs... It's not the kill that excites me, it's the thrill of the chaise.
- I went to a theme park today, but I honestly thought it was a waste of money. If I wanted to wait ages for a quick thrill, I'd go home to my wife.
- I originally wasn't thrilled at my girlfriend's idea for me to have a beard... But it's growing on me.
- I'm filling in for my friend who got hung over from yesterday's drinking.. His patients wont be thrilled if they knew I never went to Dental College
- "My brother was telling me he received a valentines day card today" "Awe, he must've been thrilled. "
"No, not really, it was from his cell mate. "
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Which thrilled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thrilled? I can suggest the ones about excited and overjoyed.
- Why was the dieting Roman so thrilled? His toga size went from L to XL.
- Cannibalism is a real thrill Nail-biting from start to finish.
- I slept with a married woman on V day Wife was thrilled, needless to say.
- Which Thrill Ride Does A Wine Glass Like To Go On The Most? A Coaster
- Camping isn't just a thrill It's in tents.
- Why is Top Thrill Dragster 420 feet tall? Because you get high really fast
- Steve Jobs' keynote speeches were always thrilling. They were guaranteed iOpeners.
- What did the well-endowed monkey say to his friends? I'm thrilled with macaque
- The local zoo invites everyone to come to a thrilling experience: Day of open doors!
- I'm not to thrilled with our solar system I rate it one star
- How do you know Sia is Scottish? Because she loves sheep thrills!
*shows self out - The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
- What thrills a race car driver but scares a yelp business? "POS. 1/5"
- What makes camping so thrilling? It's In-tents
- I'm not thrilled my wife is into b**... but my hands are tied
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Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced...
My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!
What makes you say that? the bartender inquired.
Last week, Bill explained, I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have me around that every time the milkman or mailman came by, she'd run down the driveway waving her arms and hollering, 'My husband's home! My husband's home!'
A man ends up in a 30-year coma.
After waking up, he receives a phone call from his bank.
He hears: "Dear Mr. Johnson, we are sorry to say that due to recent economic events, the total value of your savings portfolio is $950 billion."
The man, thrilled to hear that, goes to the hospital bar to get a coffee as soon as he can.
When he comes to the bar, he says "I'd like a coffee, please.".
The cashier tells him "That'd be $30 billion.".
A woman goes to the doctors complaining of stomach cramps...
She gets sent off for some test and comes back a week later.
"Well, I hope you're ready for endless sleepless nights of crying and changing dirty diapers!" the doc says.
"Wow, you mean I'm pregnant?" the woman replies thrilled.
"No, you've got bowel cancer."
A frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline. His personal psychic advisor tells him, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog is thrilled, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party?" "No," says his advisor, "In her biology class."
If life was like middle school
Judge: In all my years on the bench, I have never seen a more despicable criminal. You robbed, assaulted, and tortured the victim simply for the thrill of it. Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?
Criminal: Nope
Judge: I hereby sentence you to forty years in a maximum security prison. I also sentence the victim to forty years in prison.
Victim: Wait- what? That doesn't make any sense! *He* attacked *me*!
Judge: I don't care who started it.
Reality vs LinkedIn
Reality:
I got my driving license
Linkedin:
I am honored and thrilled to announce that I have been selected among the top 5 applicants who participated in professional and the most-respected exam which evaluates the skills and ability to operate fuel-based vehicles. I cannot wait to see what the next chapter holds, and I cannot express my appreciation to the ministry of transportation, Wendy's, Google, NASA, my neighbors who supported me during this difficult journey.
Trump Dingell joke
Debbie Dingell had asked Trump for A-plus treatment after her husband's death John Dingell.
Trump: Ok.
Debbie Dingell: Thank you so much. John would be so thrilled. He's looking down.
Trump: That's OK. Don't worry about it. Maybe he's looking up. I don't know.
"I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday"
Adam was talking to his friend at a bar. He said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stuck." His friend said, "I have an idea! Why don't you make up a certificate saying that she can have 60 minutes of great s**..., anyway she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled." So Adam decided to listen to his friend's advice. The next day at the bar, his friend said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?" "Yes, I did," Adam replied. "Did she like it?" "Oh yes! She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, "I'll be back in an hour!"
A multimillionaire goes to a psychologist
So, the multimillionaire is lying there on the couch, and he says, "I have this problem where I buy things. Big things, little things. It doesn't matter if it's a good deal or not. It doesn't matter whether or not I need it. It's the thrill of the purchase. In fact, yesterday I pulled out my wallet, and I bought an entire mall."
So the psychologist thinks for a little while, and finally says, "Then it sounds like you have a shopping complex."
birthday
Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great s**..., any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
Philosophy Major: True story
With five minutes left in his class, a philosophy professor decides to talk about his own college experience.
Philosophy is basically a dead-end major. You know where your career is going when you sign up for it. He looks at one student and asks, What would your parents say if you told them you were changing your major to Philosophy.
The student says, They'd be thrilled. See, I am a theater major.
A blonde goes to court
A blonde goes to court.
Eventually the judge says: I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the 10000 US$.
The blonde is thrilled: Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?
A man was ill one day and had to take the day off work
Staying home, he began to appreciate how much his wife loved him.
The wife was so thrilled to have her husband home, that when the mailman came round, for example, the wife ran outside shouting "My husband's home! My husband's home!
What did I do wrong?
My father-in-law has been pretty depressed since losing his job last year. I wanted to help out so I pulled some strings and got him a job at the palm reading business where I work. I thought my wife would be thrilled but somehow here I am sleeping on the couch. That's the thanks I get for giving her dad a h**....
A shipwrecked mariner had spent several years on a deserted island, completely alone.
Then one morning he was thrilled to see a ship offshore and a smaller vessel pulling out towards him.
When the boat grounded on the beach, the officer in charge handed the marooned sailor a bundle of newspapers and told him: The captain said to read through these and let us know if you still want to be rescued.
A man tells his friend, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday.
She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. I'm stumped."
His buddy says, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great s**..., any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!"
The next day, his buddy asks, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?"
The man sighed. "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours!'"
This dude and his girlfriend are making out on the sofa
After a while it starts getting a bit more intimate and intense. He asks her should we take this to the bedroom? She's thrilled and agrees. Only problem of they couldn't work out the right angle to get the sofa through the door.
What do you call someone who gets a s**... thrill from killing an animal?
A PETA-phile.
A Great Birthday Idea
A guy doesn't know what to get his wife for her birthday, so he makes up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great s**..., any way she wants it. He thinks she will be thrilled.
He gives it to her and asks if she likes it.
"Oh yes!" She says as she jumps up, thanks him, kisses him on the forehead, and runs out the door, yelling "I'll be back in an hour!"
Two Irishmen were looking for a job together.
One day, they see an advert saying we're looking for tree cutters.
Thrilled, one of them turns to the other and says look, we found a job to do!
The other replies No lad, they're looking for tree cutters, not two.
