The Best 20 Thrift Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thrift jokes. There are some thrift aisles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thrift glute puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thrift Jokes and Puns

Frank's wife goes missing

Frank's wife goes missing and a week later he bumps into his friend Larry on the street. "Frank! How are you? You look a little worse for wear. Any news on your wife?"

"Hi Larry, I'm alright. They said I should be prepared for the worst."

"Oh god that's awful!" Larry sympathises.

"Yeah I know right. I had to buy all her stuff back from the thrift shop this afternoon."

There was a fire yesterday at my local thrift store

A person died of secondhand smoke

How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

Good Will Hunting

Thrift joke, How does Robin Williams go thrift shopping?

What does Matt Damon call thrift shopping?

Goodwill Hunting.

A new thrift store just opened up in my town, and all proceeds go to Parkinson's research...

you get a 10% discount if you do the secret hand shake.


Did you hear about the mass shooting at the thrift shop?

The killer was said to be goodwill hunting.

Our family never could afford much nice for Christmas...

So one year I told my mom "I just want something I can play with." She said ok, went to the local thrift store to find me something, got me a good old used pair of overalls about my size and cut me a hole in the right pocket.

Thrift joke, Our family never could afford much nice for Christmas...

What do you call thrift shopping in Boston?

Good Will hunting

Why did the caveman amputee go to the thrift store?

To buy second hand

I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop

But then I remembered he was Pennywise

I went looking for a thrift shop and they closed my local one down...

Guess I have to do some goodwill hunting.

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What do you call cigarettes from a thrift store?

Second hand smokes.

A man buys a mixer

A man bought a kitchen mixer on sale from the thrift shop, every time he used it, the batter would splatter, but it was too late by the time he realized it did nothing but stir up trouble...

What do you call a cow who's had an abortion?

Decaffeinated.

Complements of a thrift store find 'Truly Tasteless Jokes Two'. This was one of the mild ones.

What do thrifty Illuminati members like to put their pickled vegetables in?

Free Mason jars. :D



\[\[ Stupidest joke I ever came up with, today at work in the Dish Pit. \]\]

I bought a thesaurus from a thrift store. When I got home I opened it and every single page was completely blank.

I have no words to describe my anger.

Thrift joke, I bought a thesaurus from a thrift store. When I got home I opened it and every single page was comp

A man walked into a thrift shop and couldn't bear to look

There were too many casual tees

I went to thrift store in search of a particular movie

I was goodwill hunting Good Will Hunting

So I picked up a couple prosthetics for cheap at the thrift store

They were second-hand


Just went to the thrift store and purchased all the books they had.

Guess I should start test driving my Ferrari.

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