Thrice Jokes
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A drunk walks up to a guy...
A drunk walks up to a guy. says to him, " I am God."
The guy says," Go away, you are drunk."
"I can prove it to you, if you want" said the drunk.
"O really! Then prove it."
The drunk went up to a door and knocked on it thrice, three times. The door opened, and a woman came out,
"Oh God, not you again. Go away!"
One more Russian one
2 guys are lost in the middle of siberian forest. One of them says "shoot. Maybe someone will hear us". So the guy shoots once, twice, thrice but no one came to help. His friend said shoot more and the guy replied "I can't. I'm out of arrows"
I never had the pleasure of meeting you
Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you ...
She: Come on, we've met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure.
A 90 year old man is getting checked by his doctor
after the checkup the doctor sais "I heard that you have a new girlfriend, and at your age"
The old man answers "yes, she's only 19 years old, and a beast in the sheets. We have s**... thrice a day and it's always great!"
The Doctor, surprised, comments "You know, s**... is hard work for the body, and at that age the heart may give up from the stress"
The old man grins tothlessly and says "Well, if she dies, she dies.".
I hate friends who cant handle alcohol...
Last night they dropped me thrice while carrying me back home
What happens when a lion roars thrice?
Tom & j**... cartoon begins!
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