The Best 22 Threesomes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Threesomes jokes. There are some threesomes tiktok jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these threesomes twosome puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Threesomes Jokes and Puns

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

I don't understand why people have threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd just get lunch with my parents

I don't understand the point of threesomes.

If I want to disappoint two people, I can just have dinner with my parents.

Threesomes joke, I don't understand the point of threesomes.

I've been in a couple of threesomes.

Usually the other guy will be getting oral and I'll be hitting it from behind. I've found that as long as I don't make eye contact with the guy on the other end, or the guy in the middle, it doesn't feel gay.

You've heard of threesomes and foursomes

I guess that's why they call me handsome


I have been having a lot more threesomes as of late.

Ever since my wife got pregnant.

The Greeks invented threesomes

The Romans added the women

Threesomes joke, The Greeks invented threesomes

Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

Two married ladies go for a girly holiday to the Carribbean

They meet a handsome muscular black man on the first day.

They have a wild week of threesomes and parties, and on the last day the ladies say we never asked you your name.
He replies "my name is snow"
The ladies immediately burst out laughing.
The man looking rather upset asks why they are laughing.
And the ladies say "I don't think our husbands will believe that we got 10 inches of snow in the Caribbean.

Yo mama so fat...

that when she has threesomes the dudes never meet.

Scientists have discovered a Gene that makes women more receptive to threesomes

It's a recessive gene though, so both parents have to not love her for the trait to manifest.

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Threesomes are weird to me.

Especially threesomes involving two women. I always picture a '*Lord of the Rings*' situation where girl 2 turns to girl 1 and says, "Share the load."

Bread is not emotionally mature enough to have threesomes

When you spread your nuts all over one slice, the other gets jelly.

Homosexuals have ruined threesomes for me.

Every time I have one, both of the other dudes turn out to be gay.

I love threesomes. I try to make sure to have one every Sunday.

Its me, Aunt Jemima, and Mrs. Butterworth!

I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying "is your dad available?"

So i responded to her by saying "yeah, but i dont think he is into threesomes."

Threesomes joke, I hit on an older woman on a dating site and she rejected me by saying "is your dad available?"

Did you hear about the lady with a kink for Amish men but was only into threesomes?

She had two mennonite!

Who is the popular singer who most enjoys threesomes?

Nicki MΓ©nage

I reckon threesomes are overrated

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd visit my parents


Do you know why I don't do threesomes?

Because if i wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd visit my parents.

Hey, you like threesomes?

Just get home earlier next time.

Threesomes are like parents

Not everyone has them.

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