The Best 62 Threesome Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Threesome Jokes and Puns

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose.

Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls?

It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen.

Threesome joke, Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls?

If a threesome is with 3 people...

If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome.

My buddy told me he had a threesome with his girlfriend and her twin.......

I asked how he could tell them apart. He said "Her brother has a mustache."


If three people in a relationship are a threesome, two people in a relationship are a twosome...

That's why people call me handsome.

If 2 people having sex.....

If 2 people having sex is called a twosome, and 3 people having sex is called a threesome, then I can see why they call you handsome.

Threesome joke, If 2 people having sex.....

I wanted to have a threesome..

..but then I came to the realization, if I wanted to disappoint two people I'd just have dinner with my parents.

my wife finally agreed to a threesome, on the condition that she picks the girl

i replied "nah, honey, i'm gonna pick both of them"

If 4 people having sex is a foursome....

3 people having sex is a threesome...

And 2 people having sex is a twosome...

Does that make me handsome?

My wife agreed to a threesome with two girls.

She was inexplicably livid when I told her she was neither.

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I never want to have a threesome,

If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'?

Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson

If sex with two other people is a threesome...

and sex with 3 others is a foursome,

then I guess that makes me handsome.

I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said...

"Well that's a load off your back"

My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night...

It's like a threesome but it didn't include me.

Threesome joke, My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night...

Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

Having a threesome with a mom and daughter

So it was Saturday night and I had no date and decided to drop in at the bar to get drunk and hopefully a girl to get laid with. As I started downing a few shots I noticed this hot looking mature lady ( must be in her 50s) sitting all alone at a corner table getting drunk and this thought came to mind that if she looks so hot for her age then she must be having a hot looking daughter as well and wish I could have a threesome with them. So I went to her table and asked her if I could join and to my delight she said yes. I chatted her up and next thing I know we caught a taxi and proceeded to her home. In the taxi I told her about my fantasy of having a threesome with a mother daughter combo and to my delight she felt it was a great idea and so we reached her home and as we entered she let out a shout,"Mom you still awake?"

If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.


What's the best song for a threesome

You've got a friend in me.

Sex with 3 people...

Sex with 3 people is called a threesome. Sex with 2 people is called a twosome. That explains why they call you handsome.

Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome.

Why do you think guys are called handsome?

What do you call 5 black people having sex?

A threesome

I almost had a threesome last night...

Just needed two more people.ο»Ώ

So, so very handsome

If sex between three people is a threesome.
And sex between two people is a twosome.
Then...I guess I know why everybody calls me handsome.

9/11 Threesome.

When twins go down on you.

[NSFW] If sex with three people is a threesome And sex with two people is a twosome...

Then I get why some people call me handsome.

Person asked me If I wanted to have a threesome

I said no thanks if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd go out to dinner with my parents.

If 4 people have sex is called a four-some

3 people have sex is a three-some
and 2 people have sex is a two-some

Now you know why they call me handsome

I thought of having a threesome

But then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose...

I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!

When two people do it, it's called twosome.

When three people do it, it's called threesome.
Now I think I know why all my friends call me handsome...

I organised a threesome.

There were a couple no-shows, but I still had fun.

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

Once two girls asked me if I wanted a threesome.

I told them that if I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I would just go home to my parents.

Three people having sex...

is called a threesome, four people a foursome. Now it hits me why everyone keeps calling me "handsome"...

If four people are having sex, it's a foursome. If three people are having sex, it's threesome.

Finally I understand why people call me Handsome

[NSFW]Bae: babe come over..

Bae: babe come over

Me: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple

Bae: my parents aren't home

Me: I know

What do you call a threesome in an oasis?

A Mirage Γ  trois.

A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

Last weekend I organised a threesome...

We were a couple people short but everyone still had a good time.

I ended up with an older woman at the club last night. She looked olay for a 57 year old.

We drank a bit and talked a while and she asked if I had ever had a Sportman's Double

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother and daughter threesome", she said.

I said, "No."

We drank a bit more, then she says tonight's my lucky night.

We went back to her place.

She flipped on the hall light and then shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"

My wife asked me which of her friends I want to have a threesome with

Now she's mad at my answer.

I guess I was suppose to only say one name, not two,

Having sex with four people is called a foursome, having sex with three people is called a threesome

Now I know why people call me handsome

My 6 year old son told me this one. "What do you call a snowman that's having a threesome with two hot princesses?"

I slapped my son and abruptly deleted his youtube kids app.

I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend

After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."

My girlfriend asked what I thought about having a threesome.

I said if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents.

What do you call a threesome with two Vietnamese chicks?

A Nguyen-Nguyen situation.

I had a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

My girlfriend finally agreed to try a threesome.

Boy was my wife surprised.

I arranged a threesome on the weekend.

Had two no shows, but I still had fun

I had a threesome some days ago...

Two people didn't show up tho, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

Two beautiful women approached me at the bar and asked if I'd be interested in a threesome. I had to decline...

If I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time, I'd just go out to dinner with my parents.

My wife's mad at me because last night she asked me if I could have a threesome which of her friends would I choose.

I guess I probably shouldn't have chosen 2 of them.

I almost had a threesome last night!

I only needed 2 more people.

The ladies wanted a threesome. I had to laugh heartily!

When I want to disappoint two people at once, I visit my parents

Threesome?

No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.

If sex with 3 people is called a threesome and sex with 2 people is a twosome…

I understand why they call you handsome!

What do a ring, a baby, and a threesome have in common?

None of them are going to save your relationship.

I met an older woman at a bar last night.

She wasn't bad for 57, we drank and bullsh*tted a bit, then she asked if I 'd ever had a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

I went back to her place.

She put the hall light on and shouted upstairs:

"Mom you still awake?"

If sex with 3 people is called threesome.

And sex with 4 people is called foursome.
I guess I understand now why everyone calls me handsome.

Got rejected by long term girlfriend,after I took her to dinner at a fancy restaurant,mustered up the courage,got down on my knee and finally proposed

A threesome with my wife.

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