The Best 48 Threeso Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Threeso jokes. There are some threeso threeway jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Threeso Jokes and Puns

Threesome

Good- I've just had a threesome.

Bad-It was two guys and a girl.

Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

If a threesome is with 3 people...

If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome.

Threeso joke, If a threesome is with 3 people...

I almost had a threesome...

but I was two girls short

Threesome

So, I finally talked my wife into having a threesome... So she said the only condition is that she pick the other girl... So I told her no... I will pick both of them..


I had a threesome...

A couple of people cancelled, but I actually had a great time...

I never want to have a threesome,

If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

Threeso joke, I never want to have a threesome,

I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said...

"Well that's a load off your back"

Threesome?

No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents.

My girlfriend and I had a threeso last night...

It's like a threesome but it didn't include me.

Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

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Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

Having a threesome with a mom and daughter

So it was Saturday night and I had no date and decided to drop in at the bar to get drunk and hopefully a girl to get laid with. As I started downing a few shots I noticed this hot looking mature lady ( must be in her 50s) sitting all alone at a corner table getting drunk and this thought came to mind that if she looks so hot for her age then she must be having a hot looking daughter as well and wish I could have a threesome with them. So I went to her table and asked her if I could join and to my delight she said yes. I chatted her up and next thing I know we caught a taxi and proceeded to her home. In the taxi I told her about my fantasy of having a threesome with a mother daughter combo and to my delight she felt it was a great idea and so we reached her home and as we entered she let out a shout,"Mom you still awake?"

Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents?

Personally, I choose dinner with parents.

I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know.

I had a threesome the other night...

A few people didn't show up, but it was still a good time.

I don't think I could ever do a threesome.

I can't even satisfy one girl, let alone a girl and a guy.

Threeso joke, I don't think I could ever do a threesome.

A threesome with an older couple

Girl: Babe come over
Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple
Girl: My parents are not home
Guy: I know

Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned.

The other two guys seemed to like it just fine.

If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a "manwich", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy?

Vaggie burger.


I almost had a threesome last night...

Just needed two more people.ο»Ώ

I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old...

How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

*I* actually went through with a threesome.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

I almost had a threesome today

I just needed 2 more girls

I had a threesome once...

It was with two no-shows, but I still had a good time

threesome Joke

Q: A teacher asks, "What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

I had a threesome scheduled for last night.

There were a couple of noshows but I still had fun.

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

Best Threesome Ever

Me

My Bed

My Pillow

Threesome?

No thanks, if i want to disappoint 2 people at the same time i'll just have dinner with my parents.

A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

Threesome

I had brought up the idea of a threesome several times to my wife. So on my birthday, she relented and asked which of her friends I would like. I didn't know I was only supposed to name one.

I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend

After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."

I had my first threesome last night!

There were a couple no-shows, but despite that it was a fun time.

Threesomes are like parents

Not everyone has them.

I had a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

Threesomes are weird to me.

Especially threesomes involving two women. I always picture a '*Lord of the Rings*' situation where girl 2 turns to girl 1 and says, "Share the load."

Got my first threesome with a couple of fat women, winning myself a Β£50 bet

2 birds, 40 stone

had a threesome with two anorexic girls last night...

... Two birds one stone

A threesome is 3 people having sex

I guess i know why they call me handsome

Do you know why I don't do threesomes?

Because if i wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd visit my parents.

Had my first threesome yesterday.

I could almost feel the baby kicking

I had a threesome some days ago...

Two people didn't show up tho, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

A threesome is sex with three people. A twosome is sex with two people.

It makes sense why people always call me handsome.

Why should I have a threesome?

If I want to disappoint two people at once I visit my parents.

I almost had a threesome last night!

I only needed 2 more people.

Threesome?

No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.

Have you ever had a threesome?

No. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at the same time, I'd have dinner with my parents.

I've never had a threesome

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

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