Threes Jokes

Funniest Threes Short Jokes

Short threes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The threes humour may include short three people jokes also.

1. I told my boss that three companies were after me and I need a raise.... My boss asked what companies?
   Gas, water and electricity.
2. How can you tell if a Redditor isn't a native English speaker? They'll inform you after three paragraphs of professional English.
3. So I put a giant map of the world up on the wall and gave my wife a dart. I told her wherever it lands is where we go on holiday. I guess we're spending three weeks behind the fridge.
4. President Biden has announced water is now only legal in three states. Solid, liquid and gas.
5. Three logicians walk into a bar. The barkeeper asks: "Do you all want beer?"
   The first one answers: "I don't know."
   The second one answers: "I don't know."
   The third one answers: "Yes!"
6. Whenever I'm in trouble, I ask myself what Jesus would do now. And then I play dead and disappear from the scene for three days.
7. After my prostate exam, the doctor left. The nurse came in later, with a worried look on her face, and said the three words I was dreading to hear. Who was that?
8. What are the worst three states to live? State of Despair. / State of Confusion. / State of poverty.
9. I asked my German friend, What's a three letter word for compete? Friend: Vie.
   Me: Because I'm trying to finish a crossword.
10. For my cake day, I'd like to share my favorite joke of all time. Three guys were walking down the street.
    Two of them walked into a bar.
    The third guy ducked.

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Threes One Liners

Which threes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with threes? I can suggest the ones about triple and three guys.

1. Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .
2. What has 27 actors, three settings, two writers, and one plot? 671 Hallmark movies.
3. Insomnia is terrible. But on the plus side... Only three more sleep till Christmas
4. The three unwritten rules of life 1.
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5. The three most well-known spy agencies are the CIA, KGB, and MI5. The rest are good.
6. What's a three letter word that starts with gas? Car
7. Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder.
8. What did 8 say to three? Where's your other half?
9. PLEASE stop asking santa for the perfect woman. I was almost kidnapped three times today.
10. I asked Siri "What do women want?" My phone has not shut up for the past three days.
11. There once was a man from Peru Whose limerick was three lines too few.
12. What do you call three Irish lumberjacks? Tree fellers
13. Three database engineers walk into a bar… … they couldn't find a table.
14. There's three things I've never been able to get straight My sexuality, and counting
15. The three most well known languages in India are English, Hindi, and... JavaScript

Uplifting Threes Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

What funny jokes about threes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean three brothers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make threes pranks.