The Best 50 Threes Jokes
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Top 10 of the Funniest Threes Jokes and Puns
Threesome
Good- I've just had a threesome.
Bad-It was two guys and a girl.
Ugly-The girl was a blow-up doll.
I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...
It was wrong on so many levels.
If a threesome is with 3 people...
If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome.
Why do hot girls always travel in threes?
Because they can't even.
I had a threesome...
A couple of people cancelled, but I actually had a great time...
I never want to have a threesome,
If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.
I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said...
"Well that's a load off your back"
Threesome?
No thank you. If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I would go to dinner with my parents.
Threesome? No thanks
If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.
Threesomes
I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.
Why did KGB officers always travel in threes?
One who could read, one who could write, and the third to watch over those two dangerous intellectuals.
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Almost had a threeseom.
All i needed was 2 more girls.
Having a threesome with a mom and daughter
So it was Saturday night and I had no date and decided to drop in at the bar to get drunk and hopefully a girl to get laid with. As I started downing a few shots I noticed this hot looking mature lady ( must be in her 50s) sitting all alone at a corner table getting drunk and this thought came to mind that if she looks so hot for her age then she must be having a hot looking daughter as well and wish I could have a threesome with them. So I went to her table and asked her if I could join and to my delight she said yes. I chatted her up and next thing I know we caught a taxi and proceeded to her home. In the taxi I told her about my fantasy of having a threesome with a mother daughter combo and to my delight she felt it was a great idea and so we reached her home and as we entered she let out a shout,"Mom you still awake?"
Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents?
Personally, I choose dinner with parents.
I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know.
I had a threesome the other night...
A few people didn't show up, but it was still a good time.
A threesome with an older couple
Girl: Babe come over
Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple
Girl: My parents are not home
Guy: I know
In the states they say famous people die in threes.
In Mexico tres passing is illegal.
Just had my first threesome but it was not what I had envisioned.
The other two guys seemed to like it just fine.
If a threesome with two guys and a girl is called a "manwich", what do you call a threesome with two girls and a guy?
Vaggie burger.
I almost had a threesome last night...
Just needed two more people.
Moscow cops
Did you hear the one about why Moscow cops patrol in threes?
One who can read, one who can write, and another to keep an eye on the other two "dangerous intellectuals".
I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old...
How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
*I* actually went through with a threesome.
There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
I almost had a threesome today
I just needed 2 more girls
threesome Joke
Q: A teacher asks, "What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"
A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."
They say good things come in threes...
Try telling that to someone with
Down Syndrome
I had a threesome scheduled for last night.
There were a couple of noshows but I still had fun.
My friend is the Steph Curry of getting the ladies...
because all he does is score threes.
I'm not that into threesomes
If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.
Best Threesome Ever
Me
My Bed
My Pillow
Threesome?
No thanks, if i want to disappoint 2 people at the same time i'll just have dinner with my parents.
A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.
I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.
Threesome
I had brought up the idea of a threesome several times to my wife. So on my birthday, she relented and asked which of her friends I would like. I didn't know I was only supposed to name one.
I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend
After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."
I had my first threesome last night!
There were a couple no-shows, but despite that it was a fun time.
Why do white girls always walk in pairs of threes?
Because they literally can't even.
I had a threesome last night.
There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.
They say death comes in threes...
Funny, I do the same thing on weekends.
Threesomes are weird to me.
Especially threesomes involving two women. I always picture a '*Lord of the Rings*' situation where girl 2 turns to girl 1 and says, "Share the load."
The first rule of comedy is The Rule of Threes ...
The second rule of comedy is Subvert Expectations.
had a threesome with two anorexic girls last night...
... Two birds one stone
*kissing on small couch*
Her: We should have a threes-
Me: I'll call Karen
Her: ...three-seater. Karen?
Me: I believe Karen sells furniture
Had my first threesome yesterday.
I could almost feel the baby kicking
Why mexicans cant cross the border in threes?
No trespassing
I had a threesome some days ago...
Two people didn't show up tho, so I had to take matters into my own hands.
A threesome is sex with three people. A twosome is sex with two people.
It makes sense why people always call me handsome.
There a a few things in life I simply cannot stand:
1. Lists
2. Speling arrers
3. The rule of threes
Why should I have a threesome?
If I want to disappoint two people at once I visit my parents.
I almost had a threesome last night!
I only needed 2 more people.
Threesome?
No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.
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