The Best 19 Threelegged Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Threelegged jokes. There are some threelegged wonkey jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these threelegged thirds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Threelegged Jokes and Puns

A farmer once successfully bred a three-legged chicken...

and bragged about it to his neighbors on how fast it was. A billionaire was passing by and took a liking to it. So he made a million dollar offer to the farmer for the chicken. Surprisingly, the farmer declined.

'Then, I'll give you five million for it,' said the billionaire.

'Sorry, I can't,' said the farmer.

'10 million dollars, I don't believe you'll turn down the offer'

'I'm truly sorry. I can't.'

The billionaire was stumped and asked, 'Is 10 million not enough?'

The farmer only sighed and reply, 'It's not that I don't want to sell it, that darned chicken is literally too fast for me to catch it.'

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west...

and sits down. He looks around and then says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."

(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)

Threelegged joke, A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon

It's 1887 and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon, grabs the bartender by the scruff of his neck, looks him dead in the eyes and says...

"I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."

One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...

When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.


Where do you go to get a three-legged horse?

The unstable.

Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west?

He was lookin' for the varmints who shot his paw.

Threelegged joke, Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west?

A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...

...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''

A three-legged dog walks into a bar and puts a shotgun on the table....

Barman asks, *" How can I help you?*

"I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"

What did the three-legged dog say when he hobbled into the saloon...

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

You can explore threelegged foursome reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean threelegged trio dad jokes. There are also threelegged puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain?

It ran to the unstable.

What do you call a three-legged donkey?

A wonkey.

What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye?

A winky-wonkey.

A three-legged dog burst into a saloon and declares...

"I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw!"

In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I had a prosthetic leg made for my three-legged dog.

Faux paw.

A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon

He limps up to the bartender.

"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Threelegged joke, A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon

There was a three-legged dog on sale today at the pet store.

It was 25% off.

A three-legged dog sits down at the bar

Orders a whiskey. Bartender asks,"What brings you to these parts?"

Dog responds,"Lookin for the sonofabitch who shot my paw.'

So there's a three-legged dog who walks into a saloon

He sits at the bar and orders a drink, and tells the bartender,

"I'm lookin' fer the guy who shot mah paw"


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the threelegged thrice jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working threelegged call piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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