Threelegged Jokes
21 threelegged jokes and hilarious threelegged puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about threelegged that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Threelegged Short Jokes
Short threelegged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The threelegged humour may include short trio jokes also.
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west... and sits down. He looks around and then says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
- A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."
(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.) - It's 1887 and a three-legged dog walks into a saloon, grabs the bartender by the scruff of his neck, looks him dead in the eyes and says... "I'm looking for the man that shot my paw."
- Did you hear about the three-legged dog who limped into the saloon in a town in the old west? He was lookin' for the varmints who shot his paw.
- A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.''
- A three-legged dog walks into a bar and puts a shotgun on the table.... Barman asks, *" How can I help you?*
"I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw" - What did the three-legged dog say when he hobbled into the saloon... I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.
- What do you call a three-legged donkey? A wonkey.
What do you call a three-legged donkey with one eye?
A winky-wonkey. - A three-legged dog burst into a saloon and declares... "I'm lookin' for the man that shot my paw!"
- In retrospect, I'm embarrassed that I had a prosthetic leg made for my three-legged dog. Faux paw.
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Threelegged One Liners
Which threelegged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with threelegged? I can suggest the ones about west and fer.
- Where do you go to get a three-legged horse? The unstable.
- What did the three-legged horse do when it started to rain? It ran to the unstable.
- There was a three-legged dog on sale today at the pet store. It was 25% off.
- What do you call a woman in Thailand? A three-legged lady
Unearthly Funniest Threelegged Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about threelegged you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean twosome jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make threelegged pranks.
A farmer once successfully bred a three-legged chicken...
and bragged about it to his neighbors on how fast it was. A billionaire was passing by and took a liking to it. So he made a million dollar offer to the farmer for the chicken. Surprisingly, the farmer declined.
'Then, I'll give you five million for it,' said the billionaire.
'Sorry, I can't,' said the farmer.
'10 million dollars, I don't believe you'll turn down the offer'
'I'm truly sorry. I can't.'
The billionaire was stumped and asked, 'Is 10 million not enough?'
The farmer only sighed and reply, 'It's not that I don't want to sell it, that darned chicken is literally too fast for me to catch it.'
One day Pablo Picasso returned to his workshop and saw a thief running out...
When the gendarmerie came to investigate, Picasso told them that he could draw a picture of the man. Armed with his drawing, the gendarmes quickly arrested a three-legged dog, a letter box, and the Eiffel Tower.
A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...
...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"
A three-legged dog hobbles into an old western saloon
He limps up to the bartender.
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
