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Funniest Three Wise Men Short Jokes

Short three wise men jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The three wise men humour may include short three men jokes also.

  1. Those presents the three wise men got baby Jesus... ...where they for Christmas or his birthday?
  2. The White House has cancelled their annual Christmas Pageant In an official statement, they said the reason was because they couldn't find three wise men.
  3. Q: Did you hear that the White House isn't displaying it's Nativity scene this year?
    A: They couldn't find the three wise men!
  4. The three wise men find Baby Jesus in the desert and eat him... one asks the others "how is your Holy Infant?"
    Between bites he says "Tender, Mild."
  5. The three wise men came to the manger with gifts for baby Jesus. They brought gold and frankincense... But wait, there's myrrh!
  6. The White House decorated for Christmas today But three wise men were nowhere to be found.
  7. Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama... Couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
  8. Why wasn't the nativity in Ireland? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
  9. Why wasn`t Jesus born in Alabama? They couldn\`t come up with three wise men and a v**....
  10. Why wasn't Jesus born in the United states? They couldn't find three wise men or a v**....

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Three Wise Men One Liners

Which three wise men one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with three wise men? I can suggest the ones about three kings and three guys.

  1. Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke? Because they came from afar...
  2. Why did the Three Wise Men travel from afar to learn about how diary products were made?
  3. Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot? Because they came from afar.
  4. Why one of the three Wise Men was black?
  5. What song did the three wise men sing? Highway to the manger zone.
  6. Why wasn't Jesus born in the USA? Because God couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
  7. Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn't find three wise men. Or a v**......
  8. Why was v**... Mary, v**...? Because the three wise men, went for the star
  9. Why wasen't Jesus born in Russia? He couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
  10. Why wasn't Christ born in Italy? They couldn't find three wise men and a v**....

Amusing & Witty Three Wise Men Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about three wise men you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean three brothers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make three wise men pranks.

Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...

One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."

Not Pregnant

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."

A fellow from the Midwest has to spend Christmas in the deep South.

He's there on business, and he misses the snow. He tries to cheer himself up by walking around looking at a Christmas crèche ( a tableau representing the Nativity scene ). He's shocked to see that the three wise men are dressed as firemen, in hats and boots and slickers. He asks a passerby why in the world they're dressed that way.
Annoyed, she says, "Don't you Yankees ever read the Bible? It says right in the Bible, the three wise men came from *a far!*"

Ole Miss had to cancel their Living Nativity

They couldn't find three wise men or a v**...

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a v**....
Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

The reason why Jesus was not born during the Trump administration is because...

God couldn't find three wise men and a v**...!

The republicans had to cancel their living nativity

They didn't have three wise men or a v**...

Jesus writes a letter to the three wise men years later, and thanks them for the gifts they gave him.

"Hello Wise Men,
Thanks for the Frankincense, first wise man, I will make great use of it, perhaps not now, but far later in life. As for you, second wise man, I am very pleased with the Myrrh, it smells lovely and I have been scenting my house with it. However, third wise man, I am travel weary and cannot remember the gift that you sent. I may correspond in the future with you further."
Days later in the wise men's house, another letter arrives.

My daughter is a good girl

A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert...

After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabe, look
towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell YOU, Tonto?"
"You dumber than buffalo. Someone stole tent."

german jesus

why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one v**... around