Three Wise Men Jokes
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- Those presents the three wise men got baby Jesus... ...where they for Christmas or his birthday?
- The White House has cancelled their annual Christmas Pageant In an official statement, they said the reason was because they couldn't find three wise men.
- The three wise men find Baby Jesus in the desert and eat him... one asks the others "how is your Holy Infant?"
Between bites he says "Tender, Mild." - The White House decorated for Christmas today But three wise men were nowhere to be found.
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Three Wise Men One Liners
Which three wise men one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with three wise men? I can suggest the ones about three kings and three guys.
- Why did the three Wise Men smell like smoke? Because they came from afar...
- Why did the Three Wise Men travel from afar to learn about how diary products were made?
- Why one of the three Wise Men was black?
- What song did the three wise men sing? Highway to the manger zone.
- Why wasn't Jesus born in lindsay Ontario. Couldn't find three wise men. Or a v**......
- Why was v**... Mary, v**...? Because the three wise men, went for the star
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Heard they weren't celebrating Christmas at the University of Alabama...
Couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
Three wise men arrived to visit the child lying in the manger...
One of the wise men was exceptionally tall and bumped his head on the low doorway as he entered the stable. "Jesus Christ" he exclaimed.
Joseph said: "Write that down, Mary. It's better than Wayne."
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Why wasn't the nativity in Ireland?
Because God couldn't find three wise men and a v**....
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Not Pregnant
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."
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Why wasn`t Jesus born in Alabama?
They couldn\`t come up with three wise men and a v**....
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A fellow from the Midwest has to spend Christmas in the deep South.
He's there on business, and he misses the snow. He tries to cheer himself up by walking around looking at a Christmas crèche ( a tableau representing the Nativity scene ). He's shocked to see that the three wise men are dressed as firemen, in hats and boots and slickers. He asks a passerby why in the world they're dressed that way.
Annoyed, she says, "Don't you Yankees ever read the Bible? It says right in the Bible, the three wise men came from *a far!*"
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Ole Miss had to cancel their Living Nativity
They couldn't find three wise men or a v**...
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The reason why Jesus was not born during the Trump administration is because...
God couldn't find three wise men and a v**...!
Jesus writes a letter to the three wise men years later, and thanks them for the gifts they gave him.
"Hello Wise Men,
Thanks for the Frankincense, first wise man, I will make great use of it, perhaps not now, but far later in life. As for you, second wise man, I am very pleased with the Myrrh, it smells lovely and I have been scenting my house with it. However, third wise man, I am travel weary and cannot remember the gift that you sent. I may correspond in the future with you further."
Days later in the wise men's house, another letter arrives.
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My daughter is a good girl
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of the daughter's swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say, "Gimme a break, lady! Your daughter is pregnant!" The mother turn red with fury, and she argued with the doctor that *her* daughter was a good girl, and would *never* compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention, ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they'd show up again, and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant!"
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german jesus
why jesus not born in germany?there was not three wise men and not one v**... around
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So god asked 3 guys...
Three men die and end up meeting god.
God greets each of them personally and says their hellos. God then asks each one of them an important question.
"Each of you must choose one thing to have in a room for a thousand years. Choose wisely."
God asks the first man..."I want all the booze I can have god!" His wish is granted.
God asks the second man..."I want all the women in the world god!" His wish is granted.
God asks the third man..."I want all the w**... in the world!" His wish is granted.
1000 years go by.
The first man stumbles out falling left and right with a giant bottle of beer in his hand.
The second man comes out looking exhausted yet satisfied.
The third man is curled in the fetal position in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth. God comes over to him and asks him what's wrong.
"Can I have a light."
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A woman takes her daughter to the doctor
A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would not compromise her reputation by having s**... with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon.
The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"
"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. I was hoping that they would show up again."