Three Sausages Jokes
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Three girls sit at a bar bragging about how loose they are.
The first says she can fit a sausage. The second says a cucumber. The third starts to slide down the bar stool
Three Prostitutes are in a bar, discussing how loose they are.
The first fits a sausage.
The second fits a cucumber.
The third laughs, and slides down the barstool.
Three women are sitting at a bar talking about how loose they are...
One can fit in a sausage, one can fit in a cucumber and the third one just slides down onto the bar stool.
Three woman talk about who's the loosest of them.
One fits a sausage, one fits a cucumber, the third one slides down the barstool.
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Something on our Sausages
THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED TODAY
I had to go to the corner shop to get some bread and ketchup as we ran out yesterday.
I went in got my medium warburtons loaf and the classic bottle of heinz beans and joined the queue.
When I was the second person to the counter the man in front of me put down some condoms
I then proceeded to put the ketchup directly behind the condoms
The man then looked at the condoms and ketchup and turned to look me in the eye
Then (I think it was just instinct) i said 'I see we both have something to put on our sausages
I laughed, he laughed, the cash lady laughed and the three women behind me laughed it was one of the greatest moments of my life!
An Englishman, An American and A Korean are on a ship...
The ship is in stormy waters, when suddenly a genie appears from the waves and tells them "I'm sorry, but you men will die in this storm. I have no power to prevent your death, but as some recompense I can grant you all one wish before you perish"
The three great friends begin to think before answering the genie.
The American answers first "I want the chance to sing the great national anthem of America one last time in full, and please genie allow the storm to quieten so that my friends may hear this wonderful tune and enjoy it"
The genie replies that he can grant this wish
The Korean next asks "It would make my last moments on this earth perfect if I could one last time eat the traditional food of my country, some sour and spicy cabbage soup, along with salted blood sausage and ice noodles - but I want enough so that I can share the last meal with my friends.
"It will be done" answers the genie
Finally the British man speaks up.
"Please kill me before the song and the food:"
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