The Best 48 Three Nuns Jokes

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Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these three nuns five puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Three nuns are talking. The first nun says, "I was cleaning in Father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines." "What did you do?" the other nun asks. "Well, of course I threw them in the trash." The second nun says, "Well, I can top that. I was in Father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!" "Oh my!" gasp the other nuns. "What did you do?" they ask. "I poked holes in all of them!" she replies. The third nun faints.

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Three Nuns are walking down an alley after church.

A man jumps out in a trench coat and exposes himself to them.

The first Nun has a stroke.

The second Nun has a stroke.

But the third Nun doesn't touch him.

Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.

St. Peter tells the nuns, "since you've all dedicated your lives to God, we will let you go back and live as anyone you'd like to."

The first nun says, "I'd like to be Mother Theresa", and Peter says, "No problem."

The second nun says, "I'd like to return as Princess Diana", and Peter says, "Sure thing."

The third nun says, "I'd like to be Sarah Pippilini." St. Peter says, "I'm sorry sister but I don't know who that is." The nun holds up a newspaper and points to the headline.

St. Peter laughs and says, "No, no sister that doesn't say 'Sarah Pippilini'; it says 'Sahara Pipeline laid by 500 men in 7 days'."

Three Nuns joke, Three nuns at the pearly gates with St. Peter.

Three nuns were talking...

The first nun said, "I was cleaning the father's room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!"Β 

"What did you do?" the other nuns asked.Β 

"Well, of course I threw them all in the trash."Β 

The second nun said, "Well, yesterday, I was in the father's room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms."Β 

"Oh my," gasped the other nuns. "What did you do?" they asked.Β 

"I poked holes in all of them," she replied.Β 

The third nun said, "Oh shit."Β 

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Sisters Anne, Mary, and Teresa are driving across the country when they are in a car crash and all die tragically.

In heaven, the three of them are standing in front of the pearly gates and St. Peter is standing before them. He says to them, "Sisters, I understand that you are all women of faith, and I would be more than happy to let you into heaven without hesitation, but as it is the rules, I must ask you each one question that you must answer correctly before I can let you enter"

The nuns all agree and Sister Anne steps forward first.

"Sister Anne, what was the name of the first man?"

She barely misses a beat before announcing happily "Adam!"

*Gong!*

The gates open and she enters.

Sister Mary then steps forward and St. Peter asks her, "Sister Mary, what is the name of the first woman?"

"Eve!"

*Gong!*

The gates open and Sister Mary enters heaven.

St. Peter then addresses Sister Teresa, "Teresa, what is the first thing that Eve said when she saw Adam?"

Sister Teresa thinks for a minute... two minutes... three minutes.. then mutters to herself "That's a hard one..."

*Gong!*


How About Three Nuns

Three nuns were sitting together on a bench when a tall man in a trench coat walked over to them an flashed them. The first two nuns instantly had a stroke, the third one couldn't reach.

So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by...

The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third, the third nun doesn't touch him.

Three Nuns joke, So there are three nuns walking down the street and a streaker runs by...

Three nuns are walking through a park

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes them. Such was the shock that the first nun had a stroke, then the second nun had a stroke but the third nun just couldn't bring herself to touch it.

Three nuns die in a car accident. They arrive at the pearly gates...

...and St. Peter greets them, "welcome to heaven sisters! Before I let you in I have to ask you each a question that you must answer to be accepted into heaven."

The first nun steps up, and St. Peter asks, "who is the son of god?" The nun says, "that's easy. Jesus." The gates open, and she strolls into heaven.

The second one steps up. "Who is Jesus' mother?" She answers, "Mary," and the gates open.

The third nun steps up, and he asks, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun looks flustered, and she says, "that's a really hard one..." And the gates open.

Three nuns were talking about their chores...

Three nuns were talking about their chores. The first nun says: "I was putting away father's laundry, when i found some pornographic magazines in his drawer!"

"So what did you do?" The second nun asks.

"I threw them away." The first nun replies.

The second nun scoffs and says she can top that. "When I was making father's bed, I found some condoms underneath his pillow!"

"So what did you do?" The first nun asks.

"I poked holes in all of them!" The second nun exclaims.

The third nun fainted.

Three nuns are talking about their gardens, one of them is deaf.

The first nun said "the cucumbers are growing fairly well, they're this big" and showed them how big it is with her hands.

The second nun said "that's great! The carrots are doing great too, they're this big" and showed them how big it is with her hands.

The deaf nun shouts "which priest you talking about?"

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Three nuns are talking after having cleaned the priest's desk.

The first one says "I found nude pictures on his desk so I tore them".

The second one says "good for you sister. I found condoms in his drawer so I put holes in them".

The third nun fainted.

Three nuns are sitting in the park...

...when a man comes up and flashes them.

The first nun has a second stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach it.

Three nuns are gossiping about a priest.

The first nun said, "I was going through father's desk and found pornographic magazines in his drawer."

The second nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I burned them."

The second nun then said, "I was going through father's drawers and found a box of condoms."

The first nun gasped and asked, "What did you do with them?"

"I poked holes in them."

The third nun fainted.

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when suddenly a man ran up and exposed himself to them

One of the nuns had a stroke.

Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns?

Two had a stroke and one couldn't reach.

Three Nuns joke, Did you hear about the man that flashed three nuns?

Three nuns die and go to heaven

Three nuns die and go to heaven, but all must answer one question to get in.

The first nun is asked, "Who was the first man on Earth?" She says, "Adam." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

The second nun is asked, "Who was the first woman on Earth?" She says, "Eve." Lights flash and the gates open.

The third nun is asked, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" Puzzled, the nun is says, "Hmmm, that's a hard one." Lights flash and the pearly gates open.

X-ray Parrot

A street vendor claims that his pet parrot can tell the color of the panties of the women walking by.

Three nuns come by and the parrot yells "yellow, white, green!"

The nuns are impressed.

The next day the parrot says "blue, orange, purple!!" and the nuns can't believe it.

The third day, they decide to throw a curve ball and not wear anything.

The parrot says "shaved, shaved, curly"

So three nuns are walking along when a guy with a trench coat steps up to them...

He opens his trench coat and is completely naked underneath.

The first nun exclaims "Ohh my goodness" and has a stroke.

The second nun yells "Well I never" and has a stroke.

The third nun, well the third nun doesn't touch it at all.


Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a male streaker runs by.

The first nun had a stroke.

The second nun had a stroke.

But the third nun was too far away and couldn't reach.

Three nuns are sitting on a bench when

a flasher revealed himself to them. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, and the third nun couldn't reach.

Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar

The fourth one ducked.

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Then a man comes up and exposes himself to them.

Two of them have a stroke. But the third one couldn't reach

Three nuns were sitting on a bench in the park, enjoying the sunshine, when a man wearing a trench coat approached them and exposed himself. Two of the nuns had a stroke -

but the third one couldn't reach.

An officer pulls over a car full of nuns...

A police officer saw a car full of nuns going much too slow for the highway they were on. He pulled them over and went up to the driver. "Why are you going so slow?"Β The nun that was driving then replied "That sign right there says 20."Β The police officer looked at the sign. "That's the highway number that you are on."Β "Oh, sorry officer." The police officer looked in the back seat to see three nuns that looked like they were terrified. "What's wrong with them?" the officer asked. The nun that was driving looked back at them. "We just got off of highway 190."

Guy runs into a bar, yells "Quick! How tall is a penguin?"

Bartender says "Three feet tall."

Guy says "Oh my God! I just ran over a nun!"

Three nuns are met by a flasher.

So three nuns are walking together after morning services, when a pervert in a trenchcoat jumps out of some bushes and flashes them.

The first nun, she had a stroke.

The second nun also had a stroke.

The third nun didn't touch him.

Three nuns were sitting in the park..

when, all of a sudden, a man jumped out of the bushes, opened his trenchcoat and flashed them. Two of the nuns had a stroke, but the third one couldn't quite reach.

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench when a flasher comes by and opens his trench coat. The first two nuns each had a stroke.

The third nun couldn't reach.

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a flasher walks by

The first nun, well, she had a stroke. The second nun, why, she also had a stroke. The third nun didn't touch it.

Three nuns sit at a table.

The first nun says "I found a black condom in the laundry this morning".

The second nun says "No worries, I found a black condom the other day and poked a hole in it".

The third nun had a heart attack.

The best soccer team in the world

We will put gays as defenders, since they pressure well from the back.

Arabs, Chinese and Caucasians in mid because they bring color to the field.

Jews will be attackers because it's frowned upon to chase them.

And a 50 year old nun as our goalkeeper.
Because she hasn't let anyone in for three decades straight.

Two nuns are out for a stroll...

... they happen by a produce stand with lots fresh-from-the-farm offerings.

The first nun says "Oh my, look at those cucumbers. They look great and they're huge!"

The second nun nods her head excitedly and asks: "How much are those cucumbers young man?"

"They're three for two dollars," he replies.

The nuns smile at the vendor, then at each other.

The first nun says "Well, I guess we'll have to *eat* one!"

Three nuns sitting on a park bench. Naked man runs by.

Two had a stroke.

The other couldn't reach.

Three nuns are sitting at a bench and a man flashes them.

The first one has a stroke.
The second one has a stroke.
The third one reaches out.

Three nuns are at a bus stop

A man walks up and flashes them.

The first two have a stroke, and the other can't reach.

Three nuns where walking down the street

When a man jumped in front of them and flashed them.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun also had a stroke.
The third nun stood there and did nothing.

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench

Three nuns were sitting on a park bench when a man in a trench coat walked up and flashed them.
Two of the nuns had a stroke.
The third couldn't reach.

Three Nuns

Three Nuns are walking when suddenly a man comes up and exposes himself to them. The first nun was startled and had a stroke. The second nun was also surprised and also has a stroke. The third nun didn't touch the man.

Three nuns in the park

Three nuns are sitting on a park bench. Guy in a trenchcoat runs up and flashes them. First one had a stroke. Second one had a stroke. Third one never touched him.

Three nuns die and go to Heaven...

At the Pearly Gates, St. Peter tells them that they must each answer a biblical question to get in, but he reassures them that they're quite easy.

"Who was the first woman?" He says to the first nun.

"Eve." The gates swing open and she walks in.

"Where did Eve live?" He says to the second nun.

"The Garden of Eden." The gates swing open once more.

"Now, seeing as you're the Mother Superior, you must answer a more difficult question, what was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?" St. Peter says to the third nun.

"Oh, that's a hard one..."

The gates swing open.

Three nuns die in a car crash, when they get to heaven, the angel says they have to answer a question to get in

So the angel asks the first nun

Who was the first man?

And the nun replies, Adam

The angel allows her in and turns to the second nun

Who was the first woman?

The second nun answers Eve

Correct, in you go replies the angel

Then turning to the third nun the angel asks

I'm afraid this question is rather difficult. What did Eve say when she first saw Adam?

The third nun thinking says Oh, that's a hard one

Yes, you're in. Replies the angel.

Three Nuns Die And Each Have To Answer A Question From God To Get Into Heaven...

God asks the first Nun, "Who were the first two people?"
She says, "Adam and Eve".
He says, "Okay, you're in."

God asks the second Nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?"
She says, "The Garden of Eden".
He says, "Okay, you're in."

God asks the third Nun, "What was the first thing Eve said when she saw Adam?"
She says, "Hmm, that's a hard one."
He says, "Okay, you're in."

A nun, a horse, a duck, a Mexican, a blonde, a lesbian, an Irishman, Celine Dion, a rabbi, a talking frog, a three-legged dog, a blind man, and a guy walk into a bar...

...The bartender looks up and says, "Is this a joke?"

Another three nuns joke....Three nuns are walking home late one night when suddenly they are attacked by three men.

The men pull them into the bushes and begin to assault them.

The first nun, clutching her rosary beads says, "forgive him Lord, he knows not what he does."

The second one closes her eyes and says, "forgive him Lord, he knows not what he does."

The third nun says, "this one does."

Three friends throw darts for high scores at a pub...

The first dude hits the 20 three times and calls: "SIXTY!"

The second one hits two darts in the 20 and one in the triple 20 and shouts: "ONE HUNDRED!"

When the third guy takes his turn, after throwing a 20 and a triple 20 the third dart deflects off the board and hits a nun sitting at the table next to it right at the temple. The woman immediately drops off her chair and the player goes: "ONE NUN DEAD AND EIGHTY!"

A guy rushes into a bar, in a hurry

He asks the bartender, "Quickly! How tall is a penguin?"

The bartender replies "I don't know, three feet. Why?"

The guy says "Oh my god, I think I just ran over a nun!"

A nun is walking to church.

As she passes her local store, the shopkeeper says, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister?"

She finds it odd, but keeps walking. On her walk, three more people pass her and say, "Wake up on the wrong side of the bed today, Sister?"

Still baffled as she gets to the church, she walks to another nun at the pulpit and asks, "Why does everyone keep asking me if I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today?!"

The other nun looks down and says, "You're wearing the priest's shoes"

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