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Three men walk into a bar The fourth one asks "You guys ok? Didn't you see that low hanging bar?"
Three men walk in to a bar. One of them is wearing a hat Oops!
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Three Men Downtown Three men were taking a stroll downtown.
Two of them walked into a bar.
The third one ducked.
Three men are walking to the bar... The first one says "It's pretty chilly out here, isn't it?"
The second one says "No it's not! It's Tuesday!"
The third one says "So am I. Let's get a beer..."
Three men are walking along, two of them walk into a bar... The third one ducks.
I'm sorry. I'm sure many have heard it before. But I haven't seen it here.
Three men finish up a hard day at work and walk into a bar They do the same thing the next day. And the day after that. On the fourth day, they duck.
three men walk into a bar; only two walk out. what happened to the third? he stayed inside.
Three men of different ethnicities walk into a bar. The first two say something smart. The third completely embarrasses his countrymen by saying something s**....
There are three men who walk into a bar, one says Kachow another says Kachigga. What did the third one say? He said Are you guys s**...?

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Three Men Walk Into A Bar One Liners

Which three men walk into a bar one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with three men walk into a bar? I can suggest the ones about three men in a bar and two guys walk into a bar.

three straight men walk in to a bar... and come out.
Three men walk into a bar... You'd have thought the third one would have seen it.
Three men walk into a bar The fourth, having half a brain, ducks his head
Three men walked into a bar... The fourth man ducked.
Three men walk into a bar You think one would have noticed
Three men walk into a bar It's the shittest game of limbo I've ever seen.
Three men walk into a bar... ...the fourth one ducks.
Three men walk into a bar... You think the third would've seen it by then.
Three men walked into a bar ....and it all ended with a tedious inevitability.
Three men walk into a bar... You'd think one of them would see it...
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Sorry.
Three Irish men walk out of a bar No......no it could really happen.
Three men walk into a bar The bartender says: how'd you get in here
Three men walked into a bar Thought one of em had seen it.
Three men walk into a bar They all get concussion
Three men walk into a bar... One said ouch.

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Three desperately ill men go to their docter seeking help.

One is and alcoholic, One is a chain s**... and the other is gay.
The doctor tells the men if you indulge in any of your habits again you will die.
So the three men leave and then the alcoholic sees a bar and hears its loud music and can't resist.
He orders a shot of whisky drinks it and suddenly drops down dead the other two men walk out side realising how serious this is, but then the chain s**... sees a half a ciggarette on the ground still burning so the gay guy says to the chain s**... "if you bend over to pick that up were both dead"

Three English men were in a bar and spotted an Irish man.

o**... said he was going to bug him.
He walked over to the Irish man and tapped him on the shoulder. "Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a s**...."
"Oh really, hmm, didn’t know that."
Puzzled, the English man walked back to his buddies. "I told him St. Patrick was a s**... and he didn’t care!"
"You just don’t know how to set him off, watch and learn."
The second English man walked over and tapped the Irish man on the shoulder. "I hear your St. Patrick was a t**...!"
"Oh, wow, I didn’t know that, thank you."
Shocked beyond belief, the English man went back to his buddies. "You are right, he is unshakable!"
The third English man said: "No, no, no, I will really big him, you just watch."
The English man walked over to the Irish man, tapped him on the shoulder and said: "I hear your St. Patrick was an English man!"
"Yeah, that’s what your buddies were trying to tell me."

Three men walk into a bar.
The barman tells them, "If you can sit in my basement for a day, I'll give you free beer forever."
The first man walks out after five minutes and says, "It's impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there."
So the second man tries his luck, but can't take more than an hour.
Finally, the third man goes down.
When he returns a day later, the others ask him how he did it.
He says, "Easy! I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!"

Three men are on an airplane...

One of them has a knife, one has a gun, and the other has a bomb. The first guy with the knife, realizes that he cannot go through with h**... the plane, so he throws the knife out the window.
The second guy, with the gun, also decides that he cannot go through with h**... the plane, and throws his gun out the window.
Alas, the third guy also makes this decision, and throws the bomb out of the window.
Their plane lands sometime later and they decide to grab a drink at the bar. Upon walking up to a bar they notice everyone is gathered around the tv, watching intently. It shows 3 children...
"what happened?" the men ask the fellow patrons.
"shh, just watch"
On TV:
Reporter: "Son, why are you crying?"
Kid 1: "My daddy got stabbed by a knife from the sky!!!"
The man that threw the knife out realizes that it was his knife and feels horrible...
Reporter: "Little girl, why are you crying?"
Kid 2: "My daddy got shot from a gun falling from the sky!!!"
The man that threw the gun out realizes that it was his gun and feels horrible...
Reporter talking to the final child: "Kid, why are you... laughing?"
Kid 3: "My daddy f**... and the house blew up!!!!"

late night...

A drunken old man walked into a bar. He yells at the bartender, "Bartender get me a tequila!" The bartender gets him a tequila.
The old man drinks it as fast as he can.
Then he looks around the bar and sees three large men at a table having some beers.
He points at one of them and says "You! I have slept with your mother!" The man looks at the old man then goes about drinking his beer.
Then the old man yells "Bartender! Get me another tequila!"
The bartender gets him another tequila. The old man drinks it as fast as he can.
Then he looks over at the three men. He points at another man and shouts
"You! Your mother gives me a b**...!"
The second man looks at the old man, then goes about drinking his beer.
Then the old man yells "Bartender! Get me another tequila!"
This time the bartender says "No, old man, you have had enough."
"Just one more!!" yells the old man.
So the bartender gets him one more tequila.
The old man drinks it as fast as he can.
Then looks at the three men. He points at the third man and shouts
"You! I eat out your mother!" The third man looks at the old man then looks at the other two men.
All three of them get up and start walking over to the old man.
Then they say "Come on dad, you have had too much to drink..."

Jesus walks into a bar....

..He sees a Rabbi, a Priest, and a Pastor sitting next to each other at a table. Jesus notices that the three men all looked quite sad. He approaches them and asks, "What is wrong my children?". The Pastor says, "I just found out i have an inoperable brain tumor and i only have months to live". Jesus then decides to heal the Pastor. He thanks Jesus and leaves. He turns to the Priest and says, "What is wrong my son?". The Priest replies, "Jesus, I just found out that I have type two diabetes." Jesus then heals the Priest. He thanks Jesus and leaves the bar to pray to God. Jesus then turns to the Rabbi and says, "Let me guess, You also have a health issue that you would like me to heal?". The Rabbi turns to Jesus and says "Yes i do, but you stay away from me. I'm on disability benefits."

A bad night of drinking...

Three men walk into a bar and sit beside each other with their hands over their faces, obviously in distress.
Bartender - "Looks like you guys had it rough."
Man 1 - "Could we please just have some water, our wives are coming to meet us later but we drank so much last night that I can't even look at alcohol right now. I don't even want to be in here."
Bartender hands them all glasses of water, "Tell me about this big night you had, I'm bored out of my mind."
Man 1 - "Well, we all met after the game last night to celebrate and drank way too much. In fact, I got so drunk that I blew chunks!"
Man 2 - "That's nothing, I got so drunk that I stole a cab and picked people up for rides. Lucky I didn't get arrested!"
Man 3 - "Psh, I beat you all. I got so drunk that I picked up a p**... and had s**... with her in my bed, while my wife was there! Luckily she's a deep sleeper."
Man 1 - "You guys don't get it! Chunks is my dog!"

Three guys walk into a bar, an air force pilot, a marine, and a police officer...

The pilot says "I'll have a pint of your finest lager." The bartender serves him some beer. The marine says, "Line up three shots of r**...." The bartender obliges. Finally the cop says "Give me a glass of cabernet." The bartender gives the cop his wine. The three men pay, have their drinks and leave.
The bartender looks bemused as though he expected something different. He sets out some tumblers, and starts pouring gingerale into each one. He follows with some orange juice. The old wino at the end of the bar asks him what's up. He says "After all this, I felt we needed a punch line."

An alcoholic, a s**... and a gay guy go to a psychiatrist

An alcoholic, a s**... and a gay guy go to a psychiatrist.
The psychiatrist evaluates their addictions and warns them, "If you indulge in your bad habit ONE MORE TIME, you will drop dead."
So the three men acknowledge his warning and leave the clinic.
As they walked down the sidewalk, discussing their fate, the Alcoholic proclaims, "I don't care what happens to me! I need a drink!" He runs into a bar, takes a shot of whiskey, and drops dead.
The s**... and gay guy--shocked that the psychiatrist was telling the truth--continue walking.
A few minutes later they see a full cigarette burning on the sidewalk. The s**... starts to sweat. And looks over at the gay guy. "I just need ONE MORE drag!"
The gay guy says, "Honey, if you bend down to pick that up, we're BOTH gonna drop dead!"

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar

They walk up to the bar and order a drink, but the bartender refuses; "We don't serve jokes in here". The men walk off in disappointment. Next, a Priest, a Rabbi and a Vicar walk into the bar. "We don't serve jokes in here", repeats the barman. So the three walk out in disgust. Finally a chicken walks into the bar. "We don't serve jokes in here". The chicken replies "What? Why not? Well where am I supposed to get a drink?". The bartender answers "Try the pub across the road".

Smart dog

A man walks into a bar, after buying a beer he looks around the bar and sees three men and a dog playing cards. Amazed, the man wanders over and starts watching the game. Aftere watching the game for ten minutes, the man leans over to one of the other player's and whispers " Wow, that's a really smart dog!".
The man whispers backs "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail!"

A blind cowboy walks in to a bar

A blind cowboy walks in to a bar, and says to the bartender do you want to hear a blonde joke? The bartender says before you say your joke, i would like to inform you that the women siting next to you is a black belt in taekwondo, and is blonde. The man next to you is a power lifter, and is blonde. I to am blonde and i have thrown quit a few men out for making blonde jokes, that being said do you want to say your joke? The cowboy says no i would hate to have to explain it three times.

Three men are in a bar

Three men are in a bar, talking about the Red Sox. "I think they'll win it all this year," said the first man. "No way, the Yankees are too good", said the second man. "Well, I've converted to several versions of Christianity and still belong to all of them!" declared the third man, before walking off.
"That was a strange guy," said the first man. "No," said the second man, "that was just a non-sect-quitter."