The Best 13 Three Cowboys Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Three Cowboys jokes. There are some three cowboys trio jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these three cowboys lounge puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Three Cowboys Jokes and Puns
Cowboy and a Drugstore Clerk
Cowboy: Give me three packs of condoms please.
Clerk: You need a bag with that?
Cowboy: Nah... She's purty good lookin...
There are three flies in the kitchen. Which one is the cowboy?
It's the one on the range.
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range. Three weeks later, a toad walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth. The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book out of the toad's mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!" "Not really," said the toad. "Your name is written inside the cover."
A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days, and leaves on Friday. How'd he do it?
The horses name was Friday.
A cowboy leaves his home on a Sunday, leaves for three days, and comes on Friday. How is this possible?
His mistress' name is Friday.
A cowboy walks into a bar.
He throws a coin up in the air, shoots at it three times, and says "My name is Bill, Buffalo Bill". After the cowboy, a stranger stands up, pulls down his pants, showing three testicles and says "My name is Bill, Cherno Bill".
A cowboy rode in on Thurdsay and three days later he left on Friday.
How did this happen?
Two cowboys are riding out when the spot an Indian laying down with his ear to the ground.
Approaching him, one Cowboy says Look here. These Indians can track wagons from miles away. You there, what can you tell about the closest wagon train?
The Indian says Large Conestoga wagon, father, mother, three daughters, headed due west at around two miles per hour .
Wow! Exclaimed the cowboys in unison. You can tell all that by listening to the ground?
Nuh-uh. Ran over me half an hour ago .
A dinosaur, a spider, and a cowboy walk into a bar
All three sit at the bar and begin drinking heavily, clearly distressed. The bartender asks them what their troubles are.
The Cowboy takes a shot, then says "my horse got loose, ran into traffic, and got hit by a semi truck carrying gasoline. Cause a whole big explosion and blew my poor horse to bits." The spider nods sympathetically. "I just lost my husband in that same fire. The driver found him, freaked out, and crashed trying to squash my dear hubby."
The bartender is in shock, but finally asks the dinosaur his story.
The dinosaur sniffed, took a sip from his straw, and said "My whole family was on that truck"
Three Surgeons meet in a bar...
Three Surgeons meet in a bar and talk about their work. The first one says "I sew 2 fingers that were cut off back on a guys hand, and I did it so well that he still became a famous pianist". The second one says "Thats nothing, I sew a guys legs back to his torso and did it so well that he still was able to win gold in the olympics". The third one says "a cowboy and his horse were hit by a train and the only thing i had left to work with was the guys ass and the horses blond mane. I did my best and the guy became president of the USA".
Why are cowboy hats curled up on the side?
So they can fit three in the pickup.
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Why are cowboy hats curled on the sides?
So three of those assholes could sit in a truck.
What did the three legged cowboy's dog say when he walked into Dodge city?
I'm looking for the man who shot my paw!
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