The Best 30 Three Brothers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Three Brothers jokes. There are some three brothers asked jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these three brothers thirds puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Three Brothers Jokes and Puns

Three brothers wanted to give their blind mom a birthday gift.

The first got her a big beautiful house. The second got her a brand new luxury vehicle with a driver. The third got her a talking parrot to keep her company. When they all got together, they wanted to know which gift she liked best. She said they were all great but she thanked her third son because she liked the chicken dinner best.

Chinese Immigrants

Three Chinese brothers tried to migrate into America. The first brother was name Bu, the second was name Chu and the third was called Fu. Bu changed his name to Buck, Chu changed his name to Chuck and Fu got sent back to China.

A man walks into a bar......

An Irishman man walks into a bar in New York City. He orders three whiskeys. The bartender pours him one and says, "Lemme know when you want the next one." But the man says, "I think you've misunderstood me. I'd like all three at once." The bartender pours two more drinks. The man drinks down the three drinks, pays, and leaves.

This goes on almost every night for a couple of weeks. Finally the bartender asks the man why he orders three drinks at a time, since there's no real advantage to it. So the man tells him, "When I left the auld sod I promised my two brothers that whenever I sat down to take a taste of the creature, I'd order one for me and one for each of them. That's why I order three at once." It makes sense to the bartender, so he's satisfied.

The man keeps coming back almost every night for more than a year. He and the bartender get to know each other pretty well. Then one day, the man orders only two drinks. This goes on for a couple weeks, but the bartender is afraid to ask if anything happened to one of the brothers. Finally, the man comes into the bar and only orders two drinks, again. The bartender figures he has to ask, and summons up the courage to say, "I noticed you've been ordering only two drinks for the last few weeks. Is everything allright with your brothers?" The man looks at the bartender, puzzled, then realizes what he is implying. He smiles and says, "Yes! My brothers are fine, but I've given up drinking for Lent."

Three Brothers joke, A man walks into a bar......

Why did the Wright brothers turn their aircraft 90 degrees west when their dad walked in the cockpit?

because three Wrights make a left.

Three brothers eating soup

A mom has three sons and she's making them soup, While she's not looking a cupboard above the stove opens and a box of beebee's falls in the soup. She keeps cooking, serves them lunch and they go back outside to play. Ten minutes later the first boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later the second boy comes in and says 'Mommy I was peeing and a beebee came out.' She doesn't believe him and he goes back out to play. Ten minutes later, the oldest boy comes in and the mom says 'Let me guess, you were taking a pee and a beebee came out?' He says 'No, I was playing with myself and I shot the dog.'


Two friends meet up and one says: "So I've heard you formed a band?"

\- Yes, a quartet!

A quartet? That's four of you, right?

\- No, three.

Three!?

\- Yes, me and my brother.

You have a brother?

\- No, who do you ask?

Katie Price's first task in Celebrity....

Katie Price's first task in Celebrity Big Brother is to not get pregnant or married in the next three weeks.

Three Brothers joke, Katie Price's first task in Celebrity....

Three Chinese brothers went to illegally live in America...

The brothers decided to change their names to seem american. Bu changes his name to Buck, Chu changes his name to Chuck and Fu gets sent back to China

Man walks into a bar and orders 4 beers.

Drinks them, and leaves.

Next week same time does the same thing: orders 4 beers, drinks them, and leaves.

The third week; same thing. The bartender is curious so he asks. "well, I moved here few weeks ago. Back home my 3 brothers and I met every Thursday after work for a beer. Since I was feeling homesick I figured I would keep up the tradition even if I had to do it alone."

This goes on for several weeks until one week the man comes in and orders three beers and a coke. Bartender says, "I hate to pry but what happened? Did one of your brothers pass away?"

The man chuckles and says, "No nothing like that. I decided to quit drinking."

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

What do you call three brothers taking acid together?

Triplets

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My brother's in the circus - he gets £500 a week for swallowing a four-foot sword.

What's so good about swallowing a four-foot sword? He's only three feet tall.

I asked my brother how long he could hold his breath underwater for.

I'm amazed. It's been three hours and he's still going.

When I was a little girl, I had a unique medical condition that required me to eat play-doh three times a day to survive.

I was very lucky that my older brother informed me about it and made sure I did it, or I might not be here today.

An Irishman goes into a bar in America and orders three whiskeys.

The barman asks: "Would it be better for if I put all three shots in one glass?"

The Irishman replies: "No! I have two other brothers back at home, so every time I come into a pub, I order a shot for them both."

The following week, the Irishman orders just two whiskeys.

The barman asks: "Did something happen one of your brothers?" "Oh no," replies the Irishman. "I just decided to quit drinking!"

When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay alive...

It's a good thing my brother told me about it

Three Brothers joke, When i was a boy, i had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to stay al

There was three brothers: Little Tear, Little Feather and Little Brick

One day, Little Tear asked their mom:

— Mommy, why I'm called 'Little Tear'?

Then Mom said:

— That's because when you were born, a tear dropped in your head.

......

So Little Feather asked:

— And why I'm called like that?

— That's because a feather fell on your head when you were born, son.

......

Lastly, Little Brick asked:

— *ANNNNNNNNNNHHHHAOAOAOOA*

Did ya hear the one about the three brothers Hop, Skip and Jump ?

They were very close

As a child, I had a medical condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day in order to survive.

I was lucky my older brother told me about it, really.


Three Chinese brothers

Bu, Chu and Fu came to America to live their American dream.
Bu changed his name to Buck, went into banking and became very rich.
Chu changed his name to Chuck, got a car dealership and also became rich.
Fu decided to go back to China.

My brother plays soccer for a team called the Musketeers

They've started the season well with three wins and a draw, all 4-1 and one 4 all.

One of my three brothers is an influential member of the congress.

Guess you can call him my 'significant brother'.

Three brothers moved to America from China.

The brothers names were Chu, Bu, and Fu. These brothers decided they wanted more American sounding names so they went to City Hall to change them.

Chu decided to go by Chuck, Bu decided to go by Buck, and Fu went back to China.

After a night out partying, my brother shows up with a huge bandage on his nose. His girlfriend said,"His nose was broken in three places."

Turns out it was exactly the same three places I had warned him not to go when he'd been drinking.

A woman who is a month pregnant falls into a deep coma. Three months after giving birth, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby...



Doctor: Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?

Woman: Of course, the good news.

Doctor: You had twins, both girls, and they're both fine. Luckily, your brother was here to name them.

Woman: Oh, that drummer... What did he name the girls?

Doctor: Anna 1, Anna 2

I gave my friend a set of alphabet letters.

He lost a letter a few days later.

So I told him to give the set back to my baby brother.

He asked me why, so I told him to look into the box.

He takes them out and counts how many of each letter there were.

"four 'A's, four 'B's, four 'C's, ... four 'T's, three 'U's, four 'W's,..."

When he finished counting, I told him it's not 4 U anymore.

There were three brothers Feather, Pillow and Brick.

One day Feather went to his mother and asked:
-Mom, why is my name Feather?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a feather fell on your head.
-she replied.

Next day Pillo asked the same question.
-Mom, why is my name Pillow?
-Because when you were born and we brought you home from the hospital a pillow fell on your head.

The third day Brick went up to her mom and goes:

-The Earth is flat!

There are three skunks. Mama, In, and Out.

In always stays inside, and Out always stays outside.

One day In went out and Out went in.

Mama soon called for the boys, but only Out came.

"Go find your brother." she ordered.

Out came back with In in less than five minutes.

"How did you do it so fast?" Mama asked.

Out simply replied, "Instincts."



(if you dont get it, read it aloud.)

When I was younger, I had a horrible condition that meant I had to eat soil three times a day.

I'm lucky my older brother told me about it, really.

But what he really wants ...

While my mother was pregnant with me, my parents warned my three-year-old brother not to get his heart set on either a brother or a sister, as they didn't know what I would be. He seemed to understand but added this caveat: "Well, if it's a dog, I hope it's a Boxer".

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