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Short threatens jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The threatens humour may include short threatened jokes also.

  1. The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens. Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.
  2. My wife threatened to leave me because I wouldnt stop singing "I'm a believer". I thought she was joking And then I saw her face...
  3. My wife threatened to leave me due to my obsession with 'The Monkees'. I didn't think she was serious. And then I saw her face...
  4. I helped my neighbour with something this morning and she said, ''I could marry you!'', I couldn't believe it You do something nice for someone and they threaten to ruin your life in return
  5. Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? She felt threatened by someone more malignant than herself
  6. My stalker ex-girlfriend just threatened to kill herself if I didn't take her back. Isn't it great when problems solve themselves?
  7. My stalker just threatened to kill herself, if I didn't love her back. It's really nice when problems resolves themselves like that.
  8. Saying "have a nice day" to someone, sounds friendly But "enjoy your next 24 hours" sounds threatening.
  9. I held the door ... open for a gorgeous blonde at the bar last night.
    My wife said, "You've never held the door open for me."
    I said, "What about that time you threatened to leave?"
  10. Just had a guy threaten to attack me with the neck of a guitar I asked him, "Is that a fret?"

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Threatens One Liners

Which threatens one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with threatens? I can suggest the ones about danger and feared.

  1. I was kidnapped by a group of mimes They threatened to do unspeakable things !
  2. Where does a Mexican go when they feel threatened? Hispanic Room
  3. Why did the accordionist get kicked out of the band? The keyboardist felt threatened.
  4. Someone kidnapped my mother-in-law He threatened that unless I pay up, he'll release her.
  5. North Korea threatens to start nuclear war France surrenders just in case
  6. My wife is threatening to leave me because of my Poker addiction. I think she's bluffing.
  7. I was kidnapped my a mime He threatened to do unspeakable things.
  8. How do you threaten a calender? Say "Your days are numbered."
  9. How long have you been working at that office?" Ever since they threatened to fire me."
  10. What did the pushpin say when threatened? Attack!
  11. How long have you worked at your company? Ever since my boss threatened to fire me.
  12. How do you threaten a fan of classical music? You tell him to watch his bach.
  13. What are sisters afraid of? Anything nun-threatening.
  14. How do you blackmail a Christian blond? Threaten to tell Jesus everything
  15. What is a feminist's feeling when she gets "threatened?" Womenaced

Threatens joke, What is a feminist's feeling when she gets "threatened?"

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about threatens can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of threatens puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Humorous Threatens Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

What funny jokes about threatens you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean risks jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make threatens prank.

My wife minored in psychology. She's always using all her amateur psychology when we argue.

When I fired the pool boy, she said, "Well, you know, you're only firing him because he's so young and good looking, and you feel threatened and insecure, because it reminds you of your own mortality, and you're projecting all these insecurities onto someone else in a very passive/aggressive way, because these feelings are just too traumatic for you to deal with."
I said, "Honey...we don't have a pool."

Doctors have confirmed that m**... is life threatening

Many men have died after having a s**...

A woman threatens her boyfriend

A woman threatens her boyfriend :
"If you won't stop telling me that I'm fat, I'm going to leave you !"
- "Don't do this darling ! Think about our child !" says the boyfriend, trying to convince her to stay.
- "But we **don't** have any child !" eructs the woman.
- "Wait, what ? You're not 8 months pregnant ?"

Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine

He inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the personnel department and asks to file a s**... harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks: What's threatening about a co-worker telling you your hair smells nice?
The woman replies: It's Frank, the midget.

Threatens joke, Every day a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady at the coffee machine

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