The Best 15 Threaten Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Threaten jokes. There are some threaten neurons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these threaten undermine puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Threaten Jokes and Puns

Just had a guy threaten to attack me with the neck of a guitar

I asked him, "Is that a fret?"

Donald Trump is being held hostage...

Guy 1: "Donald Trump is being held hostage by terrorists and they threaten to shoot him unless the US can come up with $5 billion in cash!"

Guy 2: "Oh my God, that's horrible! How much have people donated?"

Guy 1: "So far, 15 rifles, 20 machine guns, 16 shotguns, 8 revolvers, 76 BB guns, 18 Glocks, 15 magnums, 21 bobcats, and $12 million in bullets.

The wife & I were staying at a fancy high rise hotel when the argument started.

Things didnt get any better as the night went on. She started to threaten that she would jump out the window. In a panic I called the front desk. They asked how could they help? I said you better send body up here right away, the window wont open.

Threaten joke, The wife & I were staying at a fancy high rise hotel when the argument started.

Nothing is more threatening than an intelligent woman

Oh, really?

How about an intelligent woman, with a knife

A woman once claimed she could hit me from across the kitchen with a fancy bottle of herbs.

I told her not to threaten me with a good thyme.


I threatened a cop and then he cut my electricity

It was a real abuse of power

How many terrorist does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they just hold a knife to its throat and threaten to execute it if it doesn't change itself

Threaten joke, How many terrorist does it take to change a light bulb?

At a previous job, one of my coworkers would always threaten to leave and just blow glass for a living.

My boss would always respond: I'm gonna change my name to Glass.

How do you threaten a fan of classical music?

You tell him to watch his bach.

How do you blackmail a Christian blond?

Threaten to tell Jesus everything

Which is more threatening?

A big sword or a small sword?

The small sword - it's a little rapier

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How did the mob threaten Santa for unpaid gambling debts?

"Hey Santa, you're gonna pay deer, this is gonna sleigh you and then yule be sorry".

I keep getting threatened by a dead woman...

Reckon I cadaver though.

I used to threaten my wife with divorce

I get more of a rise out of her if I threaten to reset her phone to factory settings

Despite threatening tweets from Donald Trump, Kraft Foods is moving their operations to Israel.

A company name change is also in order. They will henceforth be called Cheeses of Nazareth.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the threaten hamper jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working threaten harass piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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