thre Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious thre puns

I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukakke party.

Everyone came, you should have seen her face.

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I threw a surprise bukkake party for a girl friend of mine.

Everybody came.
You should have seen her face.

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I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I now live in constant fear

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I had a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

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I once threw an abstinence party...

And no one came.

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Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me...

Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

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Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

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I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukkake party.

You should have seen her face.

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I threw a Chinese man down the stairs...

It was Wong on so many levels.

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I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels

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I never want to have a threesome,

If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me.

The injuries were superfishoil.

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Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day

I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil

*I'll see myself out*

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at me.



Don't worry, I only suffered super fish oil injuries.

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I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

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Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!

I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...

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I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend

After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."

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A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

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I don't really like threesomes...

If I wanted to disappoint two people at once, I'd have a dinner with my parents

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Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back

Now I live in fear

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I had my first ever threesome last night...

There was a couple of no-shows but I still had a great time.

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So someone threw a can of soda at me today.

I'm alright though it was a soft drink.

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I had a threesome the other day...

...there were a couple of no-shows but I had a good time.

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I threw a bukkake party for my girlfriend.

Everybody came, you should've seen her face.

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Someone just threw a bottle of omega fish oil at me!

Luckily my injuries were only super-fish-oil

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Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them

I'll start:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh!

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I threw a Chinese guy down the stairs

It was Wong on so many levels

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Threesome? No Thanks!

If I wanted to dissapoint two people at once I would just have dinner with my parents

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I had a threesome last night

There were a couple of no-shows, but it was a good night

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I almost had a threesome last night...

Just needed two more people.

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I do not need to have a threesome...

... if I want to disappoint two people at once, I go to dinner with my parents.

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I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said...

"Well that's a load off your back"

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If a threesome is with 3 people...

If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome.

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I threw my wife a surprise bukkake party..

I'm just glad everyone came, you should of seen her face.

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I threw some of my poo at a famous football player.

Shit got Messi.

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