The Best 72 Thre Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thre jokes. There are some thre italics jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thre thr puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thre Jokes and Puns

I threw my girlfriend a surprise bukakke party.

Everyone came, you should have seen her face.

I had a threesome on an elevator with a monkey and my underage, deaf, & mentally challenged sister...

It was wrong on so many levels.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west...

and sits down. He looks around and then says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Thre joke, A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the old west...

If a threesome is with 3 people...

If a threesome is with 3 people and a foursome is with 4 people I can see why they call you handsome.

I once threw an abstinence party...

And no one came.


I threw my toaster into the toilet the other day.

It was a shock to the cistern.

Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them

I'll start:

What do you call a fish with no eyes?

fsh!

Thre joke, Let's get a thread of jokes that are funny to hear, but don't work if you read them

Threw my new neighbors a house-warming party...

The police called it arson. Whatever...

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me!

I only received super fish oil injuries, but still...

I never want to have a threesome,

If I wanted to dissappoint two people at once I'd have dinner with my parents.

I was almost in a devil's threesome once, but at the last minute the other guy backed out. So i looked at the girl and said...

"Well that's a load off your back"

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Threesome? No thanks

If I wanted to disappoint two people in the same room, I would have dinner with my parents.

Threesomes

I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents.

Having a threesome with a mom and daughter

So it was Saturday night and I had no date and decided to drop in at the bar to get drunk and hopefully a girl to get laid with. As I started downing a few shots I noticed this hot looking mature lady ( must be in her 50s) sitting all alone at a corner table getting drunk and this thought came to mind that if she looks so hot for her age then she must be having a hot looking daughter as well and wish I could have a threesome with them. So I went to her table and asked her if I could join and to my delight she said yes. I chatted her up and next thing I know we caught a taxi and proceeded to her home. In the taxi I told her about my fantasy of having a threesome with a mother daughter combo and to my delight she felt it was a great idea and so we reached her home and as we entered she let out a shout,"Mom you still awake?"

I had a threesome the other night...

A few people didn't show up, but it was still a good time.

She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks...

It didn't work; the train didn't come any faster.

Thre joke, She threw her vibrator on the subway tracks...

I threw a Bukakke party last night......

it was terrible nobody came.

A threesome with an older couple

Girl: Babe come over
Guy: Can't having a threesome with an older couple
Girl: My parents are not home
Guy: I know

I almost had a threesome last night...

Just needed two more people.๏ปฟ


I threw my laptop into the ocean..

Its a Dell rolling in the deep.

I threw away my vacuumer today

It was just collecting dust..

So someone threw a can of soda at me today.

I'm alright though it was a soft drink.

Once I threw a Boomerang but it didn't come back

Now I live in fear

Someone just threw a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me.

I only suffered super fish oil injuries, but I'm lucky I wasn't krilled!

I had a threesome with two girls. They said they were 28 years old...

How was I supposed to know they meant combined? They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

I threw a boomerang a few years ago

I now live in constant fear

*I* actually went through with a threesome.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

Someone threw a grill at my face.

The attack made headlines.

A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon

"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."

(I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)

Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 tablets at me.

The injuries were superfishoil.

I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs.

It was Wong on so many levels

Someone threw some Omega 3 tablets at my head the other day

I'm ok though, my injuries were only super fish oil

*I'll see myself out*

I had a threesome scheduled for last night.

There were a couple of noshows but I still had fun.

Somebody just threw a load of Omega 3 pills at me...

Don't worry though, I only suffered super fish oil injuries..

I'm not that into threesomes

If I wanted to disappoint 2 people at once, I'd just talk to my parents.

Someone threw a dollar coin at the Mayor of Detroit

Police are trying to figure out if it's assault or a bailout package.

I threw away my dead boomerang today...

I hope it doesn't come back to haunt me.

I threw a Chinese man down the stairs...

It was Wong on so many levels.

Sorry I threw up on you.

Next time lunch is on me.

Why are three-dimensional objects so good at cutting down trees?

They have three axes.

Threesome?

No thanks, if i want to disappoint 2 people at the same time i'll just have dinner with my parents.

A three-year old walks over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in a doctor's surgery.

Why is your stomach so big? โ€“ he asks.

Iยดm having a baby. โ€“ she replies.

Is the baby in your stomach? โ€“ he asks, with his big eyes.

Yes, it is. โ€“ she says.

Is it a good baby? โ€“ he asks, with a puzzled look.

Oh, yes. A really good baby. โ€“ the lady replies.

Shocked and surprised, he asks: Then why did you eat him?

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 capsules at me today...

...luckily my injuries where only super fish oil.

A threesome involves three people. A twosome involves two.

I guess that's why everybody keeps calling me handsome.

I threw a sex party

But no one came

I Had A Threesome With My Best Friend and His Girlfriend

After the first 45 minutes I told him, "I don't think she's coming."

I threw a bukkake party for my girlfriend.

Everybody came, you should've seen her face.

I had my first threesome last night!

There were a couple no-shows, but despite that it was a fun time.

I had a threesome last night.

There were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time.

I threw my wife a surprise bukkake party..

I'm just glad everyone came, you should of seen her face.

We threw our friend Jessica a surprise bukkake party....

Should have see the look on her face.

I threw a camouflage themed party last week.

No one showed up.

I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday.

You should have seen her face.

Where do you go to get a three-legged horse?

The unstable.

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.

He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"

She replied, "I am having a baby."

With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"

She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It is a real good baby."

With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked,

"Then why did you eat him?"

Threw myself down a hill the other day

No real reason for it, it's just the way I roll.

I had a threesome some days ago...

Two people didn't show up tho, so I had to take matters into my own hands.

I threw holy water at the demon and tried to banish it back to hell

My wife was furious and told me not to treat her mother like that

A three-year-old walked up to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctor's office. He inquisitively asked the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She answered, "He sure is."

Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"

She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked:

Then why did you eat him?

Someone threw a giant bottle of omega-3 pills at me

I'm fine- I only suffered super fish oil injuries

I almost had a threesome last night!

I only needed 2 more people.

Threesome?

No thanks. If I want to disappoint two people at once I'll go to dinner with my parents.

i threw my phone from the roof, and it broke...

i guess airplane mode isn't working

Threw out a noodle I found in a packet of spaghetti.

It was the impasta.

Someone threw a jar of mayonnaise at me

What the Hellmann?

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from hisgrandmother,

he discovered a water pistol. He squealed with delight andheaded for the nearest sink.

I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, "I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with waterguns?"

Mom smiled and then replied....."I remember."

I threw a brick in the air and pondered what would happen...

... and then it hit me.

I threw a boomerang two years ago.

I've been scared ever since.

Nothing is more threatening than an intelligent woman

Oh, really?

How about an intelligent woman, with a knife

Someone just threw some Omega 3 tablets at me.

I'm fine, I only got super fish oil injuries.

Someone threw a bottle of Omega 3 pills at my head.

It's o.k. though, as my injuries are only super fish oil.

I threw a ball for my dog...

It was a bit extravagant I know, but it was his birthday and he looks great in a dinner jacket.

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