The Best 5 Thrash Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thrash jokes. There are some thrash fins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thrash punk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thrash Jokes and Puns

I got thrashed for RSVP'ing a wedding invite,

Apparently "maybe next time" wasn't a good reply.

My hearing impaired son has finally come up with a name for his own thrash metal band.

Megadeaf.

"Another mans thrash is another mans treasure"

Apparently this is not a good way for saying you are adopted to your kid

Was auditioning a gutiar player for my thrash metal band the other day and he gave me his phone number.

His number was (000)-000-0000.

What is the name for a metal band of rapists?

Cosby, Pills, and Thrash


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thrash scary jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thrash thump piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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