Thoughtful Jokes
47 thoughtful jokes and hilarious thoughtful puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thoughtful that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thoughtful Short Jokes
Short thoughtful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thoughtful humour may include short considerate jokes also.
- As we landed in Saudi Arabia the pilot announced "Ladies and Gentlemen don't forget to adjust your watches to local time" I thought to myself how do I turn it back to the 7th century?
- My girlfriend yelled at me today saying, "You weren't even listening just now, were you?!" I thought, "Man, what a weird way to start a conversation."
- My wife beamed at me with pride and said, Wow! I never thought our son would go that far! I said, This trebuchet is amazing! Go get our daughter.
- Today I thought of a color that doesn't exist... but then I realized it was just a pigment of my imagination.
- Today I saw an ad that said "radio for sale, $1, volume stuck on full." I thought, "I can't turn that down."
- In Pokemon, I never understood why bug types were supereffective against dark types. But then I thought about malaria in Africa and it all made sense.
- I asked my wife why she married me. I asked my wife why she married me.
She said Because you are funny.
I said I thought it was because I was good in bed.
She said See? You're hilarious! - I was crossing the street when I suddenly noticed my ex getting run over by a bus. I thought to myself, Wow! That could have been me! Then I remembered I can't drive a bus.
- TIL Albert Einstein was a real person. I had always thought he was only a theoretical physicist.
- I found a wallet what do i do? I found a wallet with 20 dollars in it. I wasn't sure how to proceed, but then I thought, "What would Jesus do?"
So I turned it into wine.
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Thoughtful One Liners
Which thoughtful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thoughtful? I can suggest the ones about intelligent and deep thought.
- As a child, I always thought of my dad as a superhero The Invisible Man
- Why was the blonde snorting Sweet and Low? She thought it was diet coke.
- To the mathematicians who thought of the idea of zero... Thanks for nothing.
- English is weird.. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.
- I once thought I had a Japanese friend. But it was just my imagine Asian.
- When I was a kid I thought I had a Chinese friend But it was just my imaginasian.
- I thought up this fibonacci joke .. But it's worse than my last two combined
- The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
- This Christmas, I got a new car for my wife I thought it was a great trade.
- Man, if you thought No Nut November was bad... Wait until No Net December.
- If I got a dollar for every time I thought about you.. I'd start thinking about you.
- I thought of a joke about capitalism. But not all of you would get it.
- Last night I went to a comedy and philosophy convention. Laughed more than I thought.
- I thought Friday was a sad day... Turns out the next day was a sadder day.
- My grandfather always said, "Be envied, not envious." I wish I'd thought of that quote.
Comical & Quirky Thoughtful Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about thoughtful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean careful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thoughtful pranks.
A homeless guy asked me for money today
So I looked in my pocket for change, but all I had on me was a $20 bill. I thought to myself "Do I really want this $20 going towards drugs?...Nah" So I gave him the 20.
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As I was driving past a prison yesterday, I saw a dwarf scaling down the wall. Confused , I stared up at him and he sneered back.
And I thought to myself, "well that's a little condescending."
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Courtesy of my youngest child - why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore t**... and cough?
Because a cold never bothered her anyway.
My youngest son thought of this all by himself...he's a 38-year-old lawyer in Nebraska.
I thought my son was spending too much time playing computer games, so I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
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My best friend got mad at me because he caught me sniffing his sister's p**...
It didn't help that she was still wearing them.
Or that his whole family was there.
That made the rest of his sister's f**... kind of awkward.
And who thought you could make the f**... for such a small child more awkward than it already was..
I was talking to a feminist today when she told me about the Dwayne Johnson Rule.
I'd never heard of it before but apparently in order to determine if a particular comment is appropriate to say to a woman, you should first ask yourself, Would I be comfortable saying this to Dwayne Johnson? If not, don't say it.
I thought this sounded like a great rule, so I told her, Your chest is epic.
I was in a long McDonald's drive-through this morning and the young lady behind me leaned on her horn because I was taking too long to place my order.
Take the high road, I thought to myself. So when I got to the first window I paid for her order along with my own.
The cashier must have told her what I'd done because as we moved up she leaned out her window and waved to me and mouthed "Thank you.", obviously embarrassed that I had repaid her rudeness with kindness.
When I got to the second window I showed them both receipts and took her food too.
Now she has to go back to the end of the line to start all over.
Don't honk your horn at old people.
I used to make jokes at work during meetings, and I could really get people laughing. Then COVID hit, and all our meetings were online. I'd still make jokes, but no one would laugh...
Not one. At first, I thought it was just because everyone was muted. It turns out, they didn't find me remotely funny.
Three men were about to be executed by the firing squad.
The first man was brought forward and before they could shoot him he yelled "avalanche"! The firing squad panicked and in the confusion, the man jumped over the wall and into freedom before the firing squad could regroup.
The second man thought what the first man did was clever and when he was brought forward for his execution, he yelled "earthquake"! Again, the firing squad panicked and the second man took advantage of it to jump over the wall and into freedom.
The third man thought he saw the pattern: yell a disaster and jump over the wall. When he was finally brought forward, with a smirk on his face he yelled "fire"!
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I just f**... on my wallet
Now I have Gas Money!
*Told to me by my 9 year old daughter, who thought it's hilarious! (I agree lol)
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I was sitting on a train next to a hot Thai girl.
I thought to myself "Please don't get an e**..., please don't get an e**...."
But.....she did.
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What is the difference between Ajit Pai and h**...?
h**... was doing what he thought was best for his country.
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My neighbor just got arrested for growing m**....
I guess my property line isn't where I thought it was.
I thought a vasectomy wouldn't get my wife pregnant..
Turns out, all it does is just change the color of the baby.
Looked down and saw $80 on the sidewalk. Being the good Christian that I am, I thought, what would Jesus do?
So I went to the liquor store and turned it into wine
Why don't envelopes reproduce?
Because they're all mail!
I thought of this myself. Proud of it.
Russian prime minister Medvedev comes to Putin and nervously tells him to abolish time zones.
" I fly to another city, call home and everyone is asleep. I woke you up at 4AM but I thought it was only evening. - I call Angela Merkel to congratulate her on her birthday and she tells me she had it yesterday. - I wish the Chinese President a happy New Year, and he says it will be tomorrow."
"Indeed" Putin replies "but that's only minor stuff. Remember when that Polish plane crashed with their president? I called them to express my condolences, but the plane hadn't taken off yet!!"
Who runs Mexican Amazon?
Jeff Pesos
It's a silly joke but I thought of it on my own today! I found a 200 peso bill on the ground today and I was saying pesos in different accents out loud with a coworker when the joke popped into my head. I don't think I've heard it anywhere before. After I got home and searched it here I realised it hasn't been told this way on this subreddit yet either. So I'm claiming it as an original joke.
My son started dating a goalie for a women's soccer team and asked me what I thought of her.
I said "Son, she's a keeper."
