The Best 27 Thoughtful Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Thoughtful jokes. There are some thoughtful beautiful jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Thoughtful Jokes and Puns
Frank and Harry are at their golf club...
As Frank gets set to take his swing, a funeral procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says "That was a thoughtful thing to do". To which Frank replies "It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years."
A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course...
One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer.
His friend says: Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man.
The man then replies: Yeah, well we were married 35 years.
Best friends wife.
Two midle aged men who were the best of frinds since several years are talking over a beer. Suddenly one of them says in a thoughtful voice: "If I have sex with your wife, does that men we become related?" The other one looks at him with wide eys and says: "Nooo, but we become even..."
Miserly Gift
A very tight man was looking for a gift for a friend.
Everything was too expensive except for a glass vase that had been broken, which he could purchase for almost nothing. He asked the store to send it, hoping his friend would think it has been broken in transit.
In due time, he received an acknowledgement:
"Thanks for the vase," it read. "It was so thoughtful of you to wrap each piece separately."
He Takes His Golf Seriously.
An elderly golfer is about to putt when a funeral procession drives by.
He removes his hat, and waits for the cars to pass by.
His golfing buddy turns to him and says, "That was very thoughtful of you to do that."
He responds, "Well, it seemed appropriate. I was married to the woman for 55 years."
What's a thoughtful person's favourite dip?
Hmmmus.
Who's the most thoughtful king?
ThinKing
Amanda: Fred, honey, in your bathroom I found two towels, one with a letter A embroidered on it and another with an F. How thoughtful of you! I used the one with an A, because F is for Fred…
Fred: F is for face.
Why did the skinny royal look thoughtful?
Because he was a thin king.
The 7 qualities to be the perfect girlfriend are..
Beautiful
Intelligent
Gentle
Thoughtful
Innocent
Trustworthy
Sensible.
The lesbians next door bought me a nice Rolex for my birthday.
I'm trying to be grateful for the thoughtful gift, but I can't help but think they misunderstood when I'd told them that for my birthday, "I wanna watch."
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Where do thoughtful people eat their food from?
A contemplate.
Golf Joke
A man and his friend are playing golf one day at their local course. One of the men is about to tee off when he sees a funeral procession on the road next to the golf course. He pauses, removes his hat, and bows his head in prayer.
His friend says, Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen.
The man shrugs then replies, Yeah, well we *were* married for 35 years.
Funeral procession
Jim and Bob are playing golf when Jim notices the funeral procession go by on the highway. He kneels on one knee and takes off his golf cap as it goes by. After the procession is gone, Bob helps Jim up and pats him on the back, all while saying, That was so nice and thoughtful of you! Jim lines up his next shot and comments, I felt it was the right thing to do, after all we were married for 43 years.
A man walks up to a woman at a nude beach...
A man walks up to a woman at a nude beach.
"Hi, my name is Ed." he says.
"What's it short for?" she asks.
Thoughtful, he looks down a moment, before answering,
"I dunno, it's always been like that."
A guy walks into a bar, orders a few drinks and eventually starts talking about his married life to the bartender.
"I think I'm gonna divorce my wife …… she ain't spoke to me in over a month, the guy says. The bartender looks thoughtful, then replies, Better think that over son, women like that are hard to find.
NSFW I can't stop thinking about how thoughtful the nazis were
Just think of all the baby showers they threw in Auschwitz
What do you call a middle-aged man with a hundred legs who buys really thoughtful gifts for his ten year old girlfriend?
A Centimentalpede.
What do you call it when a previous partner looks thoughtful?
Expensive
A friend messaged me some encouraging words today...
What a thoughtful friend I thought as I read the words he wrote to me. It wasn't until I finished that I realized what he wanted in return...
"See The Bright Side.
Everyone Has Some Good In Them.
Never Go To Bed Mad.
Distrust Will Kill Any Relationship.
New Things Won't Make You Happy.
Understanding Is Half The Battle.
Do What You Can.
Even You Can Find A Hidden Meaning.
Surely You Didn't Miss It..."
An Irishman and an Englishman find a lamp
Upon rubbing it a genie pops out and says For freeing me, I will grant you each one wish!"
The Englishman says "I love my country, but it's being ruined by foreigners. I wish a wall to be built around it so that no one else can get in."
The genie says, "Done. And you, Irishman?"
The Irishman looks thoughtful for a moment and says, "Tell me more about this wall."
The genie responds, "It is twenty miles tall, a hundred feet thick and made of granite. Nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it with water."
The lesbian couple across the street got me a Rolex for my birthday
It's beautiful and a very thoughtful gift, but I think they miss understood me when I said I wanna watch .
The lesbian couple across the street allowed me to see them have sex for my birthday.
It's a beautiful and very thoughtful experience, but I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch.
John and his friend are playing golf when a funeral procession passes by on the road next to them. John kneels down and takes off his hat
Wow, John's friend says. That's very thoughtful of you.
Well, John responds, we *were* married for 35 years.
A woman woke up in the middle of the night and found that her husband wasn't there beside her.
She went downstairs and found him sitting in the kitchen, drinking coffee and looking thoughtful.
"Honey, what's wrong?, she asked.
He replied, "Well do you remember when we were dating?"
"Yes"
"And do you remember the first time we had sex?"
She smiled and answered, "Of course."
"And you remember how your Dad caught us."
She laughed and replied, "Oh god, yeah!"
"And since I was 18 and you were 17 how he threatened to send me to jail for twenty years if I didn't marry you?"
"Uh huh. What of it?", she asked.
He let out a sad sigh, "I would have gotten out today..."
A traveler meets a blind hermit
Who tells him:"There's a clear distinction between us, young man", to which the traveler responds thoughtful: I see.. "
A priest and a rabbi, old friends, are talking about their youthful indiscretions.
So the priest says, "tell me, have you ever tasted pork?"
The rabbi, slightly ashamed, admits: "Yes, once when I was young..."
After a thoughtful pause, the rabbi asks the priest, "tell me, have you ever made love to a woman?"
Sheepishly, the priest admits: "Yes, once when I was young."
The rabbi nods and says: "It was better than pork, wasn't it?"
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