Thot Jokes
101 thot jokes and hilarious thot puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thot that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Thot Short Jokes
Short thot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thot humour may include short dunno jokes also.
- Some of my friends go on Tinder dates just for free food I guess you could call it food for thot.
- My girlfriend, an Instagram model, asked me to go to the store. She said to get groceries and nothing else. Just food for thot.
- I found this new social media channel of a cute girl in revealing outfit that teaches elementary mathematics Her account is "The THOT that Counts"
- What do you say when you find out your math teacher has an onlyfans account? I dunno, but it's the thot that counts.
- Dropped off a small meal to the lady next door with questionable morals. Let's be kind to our neighbors, y'all. Just a little food for thot.
- Met this Gorgeous Accountant She told me her name was Jorge. "But isn't that a man's name?" I asked.
"Yes, but it's the THOT that counts" - Why do philosophers get chicks? They're thot provoking.
- There was a shooting at my local brothel and everyone was killed but the owner. He's asking for Thots and Players.
- I went to bring my stripper girlfriend a birthday present at work, but she was busy adding up her earnings for the day. It's the thot that counts.
- Why did the student hire an Instagram model to help with his math homework? Because it's the thot that counts
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Thot One Liners
Which thot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thot? I can suggest the ones about locomotive and missus.
- What do you call it when a scientist tries to get laid? A thot experiment.
- What do you call a train full of prostitutes? A train of Thot.
- What do you call a math teacher with an OnlyFans? The thot that counts
- How did God respond to worldwide declining birth rates? Sending thots and players.
- I've decided to open the world's cheapest brothel. Penny for your thots?
- Hot girl in accounting? It's a thot that counts
- What do you call a girl you can't stop thinking about? .......a recurring thot
- Just traded my girlfriend for a bean burrito. Food for thot.
- What do you call a fat thot? Hobese.
- Hey girl, are you a sentence? Because you're looking like a complete thot.
- I match with a lot of depressed girls on Tinder All I have are negative thots.
- What do you call an argument that says the patriarchy doesn't exist? Thot-provoking
- I have been wondering for a long time, what unfaithful women eat. Food for thot.
- Men that are great cooks tend to be good with the gals Food for thot
- My girlfriend just broke up with me Leaving me thot-less
Unearthly Funniest Thot Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about thot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hoe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thot pranks.
What do you call a h**... who does math?
The thot that counts.
What do you call a s**... mathematician?
A thot that counts.
If you ever see a really hot s**... girl, you should offer to buy her dinner.
Just some food for thot.
Your mom at a food bank...Food for thot.
Showerthoughts has a rule against puns so here we are.
Promiscuous women in 1984 were guilty of thot crimes.
What do you call a Social Justice Warrior in a society of strippers?
The thot police!
^^^^PleaseDon'tBeTooHardOnMe.
What do you call a promiscuous girl in special ed?
A tater thot
What did the jewish guy say to the p**...?
Penny for your thot?
What do you call a promiscuous girl with down's syndrome?
A Tater Thot.
What do you call a midget stripper?
Tater thot
What do you call a promiscuous potato?
A tater thot.
I guess I was feeling philosophical at the bar last night
because I ended the night deep in THOT.
This Halloween I'm going as a s**... accountant
You know, it's the thot that counts
What's a good gift for the promiscuous woman who does your company's inventory?
Anything will do, it's the thot that counts.
Never underestimate a h**...'s ability to do arithmetic.
Because its the thot that counts.
I know you didn't like your s**... mathematician I got you...
...but it's the thot that counts
What did the young man say when he passed a s**... accountant on the street?
Its the thot that counts.
My girlfriend wants prostitution legalized so she can start a h**... Training Course...
...I told her I disagreed with that school of thot
I used to have my own locomotive filled with prostitutes
Too bad I lost my train of thot
Have you heard about the s**... math major?
You haven't? That's okay, it's the thot that counts.
What do call it when a girl is contemplating sleeping with Chad for a free meal.
Her thot process.
When I was single, I used to line up a bunch of strippers
And. Um... uh.
Sorry, I lost my train of thot.
Why do old fashioned races start with a countdown from a bikini model?
It's the thot that counts
Why didn't the man get his side-chick anything for Valentine's Day?
She was an after thot.
I was feeling pretty down on my birthday...
... Because I hadn't had any luck with the ladies recently. A friend of mine told me that he could set me up with someone, and I got pretty excited. He showed me a picture, and I got even more excited. Then he told me she wasn't "girlfriend material", but would probably bang me just because it was my birthday.
I told him it's the thot that counts.
My wife is a p**... that likes to keep track of her customers per week
She says she does it to keep our relationship more personal.
I don't mind much, but it's the thot that counts.
What do you call a Math teacher that's a h**...?
It's the thot that counts.
A normal p**... doesn't keep track of the men she's slept with.
It's the thot that counts.
The circus's lazy new act is just a woman in revealing clothing reciting ascending numbers.
I guess it's the thot that counts.
There was this girl I used to sleep with
One night we're laying in bed, and I ask her how many people she's slept with, just out of curiosity. She said she didn't know, she doesn't keep track. I asked why not. She said "Because it's the thot that counts"
What do you call a promiscuous accountant?
The thot that counts
What do you call a h**... with no legs?
An incomplete thot.
What do you call a s**... philosophy?
Thot
Who does the math for an illiterate drug dealer?
It's the thot that counts.
Why do researchers like s**... women?
For thot experiments..
What do you call a hash brown trying too hard to be s**...?
A tater thot.
What do Thots eat for Thanksgiving?
Twerky
My favourite female Twitch streamer seems to have put on a bit of weight...
Hmmm, the thot thickens
We hired a local p**... to do our taxes
It's the thot that counts.
In a group of 5 friends, why did the 4 plain girls study English and the s**... girl study Maths?
Because it's the thot that counts.
Despite having no qualifications for such a position, we hired an impoverished p**... to become our son's math tutor.
It's the thot that counts.
My accountant is actually a p**...
It's the thot that counts.
I hired a p**... to do my accounting work
She failed miserably, but it's the thot that counts.
What beverage do girls on Tinder drink during the winter?
Thot chocolate.
Im gay
Ha u thot. Im straighter than a flexible ruler!
Tried to tell the world about my imaginary girlfriend...
Turns out she was just a thot...
Prostitution in 1984:
Thot Crime
Pimps don't count their own money. They have their h**... do it for them.
It's the thot that counts.
What do you call a s**... gummy bear?
A jelly thot
Who really cares how much s**... you have?
It's the thot that counts.
What sound does a clock make when it's in a s**... club
Thicc thot
My friend is a CEO of a rather large corporation. He tells me he hired his account based solely on her looks, but is generally awful at her job.
It's the THOT that counts.
Nothing better than a h**... that's good at math.
It's the thot that counts.
What do you call a h**... that was arrested for theft of intellectual property?
An unoriginal thot
Why did the p**... put his h**... in charge of his money?
It's the thot that counts.
A man walked into a hardware store and asked "how much is that thot".
"What?" asks the clerk.
The man pointed to the garden tools. "That h**... over there."
What do you call a math teacher that moonlights as a p**...?
It's the thot that counts.
If grass is to cows what fish is to cats, then what are donations to twitch cam girls?
Food for thot.
My ex- girlfriend is an accountant and she cheated on me with her boss to get a raise. She regretted her decision and texted me begging me to take her back.
I responded: "oh look, it's the thot that counts."
If following your favourite twitch thot is a sickness
then could you call giving her all your money a s**...-tom?
What is a "thot"?
A "thot" is a h**... with her T Ts out
The Vampire from Sesame Street decided to buy everyone gifts with money he earned through s**... work.
The gifts were really bad but everyone was appreciative because after all,
It's the thot that Counts!
I made up this joke. Hope you like it :)
What's another term for a s**... fantasy?
A thot process.
Why does a p**... never keep his accounts?
It's the thot that counts.
Last christmas I gave my SO a book about a p**... that turns her life around and becomes an accountant.
It's "The thot that counts"
What do you call a therapist who moonlights as a p**...?
A cathartic thot.
