Thorns Jokes
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2 older couple were having breakfast
Old man 1: We went to the best restaurant last night
Old man 2: What's it's name?
Old man 1: Oh, I have such a terrible memory. What's that red flower?
Old man 2: Carnation?
Old man 1: No, the one with the thorns.
Old man 2: Rose?
Old man 1: That's it. (turns to his wife) Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
Two old men are sitting on the porch,
their wives in the kitchen. One says to the other, "Bob you should try that restaurant we went to last night. Best food I've had in a long time."
"Yeah Joe? What was it called?" asked Bob.
"Well, I can't seem to remember...What is the name of that red flower, you know with the thorns on the stem?
"A Rose, I think you are thinking of."
"Your right, thanks....**HEY ROSE, WHAT WAS THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT WE WENT TO LAST NIGHT?"**
Ask Rose
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, *"Last week we went out to a new restaurant, and it was really great. I would recommend it."*
The other man said, *"What's the name of the restaurant?"*
The first man thought and thought and finally said, *"What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know.... The one that's red and has thorns."*
*"Do you mean a rose?"*
*"That's the one,"* replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, *"Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last week?"*
Two elderly couples are having coffee
The husbands are talking, and one says "Oh, we went to this most wonderful restaurant the other night. You should try it. It's down by the river. But I just can't seem to remember it's name. Help me out...what's the name of the flower, it's usually red, it has thorns, you give it to someone you love?"
"You mean a rose?"
"Yeah, that's it! Hey Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to the other night?"
I understand why Jesus was crucified
But the crown of thorns is a real head scratcher.
A man went to visit his elderly parents
He asked his father "How have you been lately?"
The father said "Well, we found a great new restaurant! But I can't remember the name of it- my memory's just not what it used to be. What's the name of that flower, with the thorns, can be red or white or pink..."
"A Rose?" the son suggested
"Yeah, that's it" said the father. Then he turned his head back and shouted "Hey, Rose- what's the name of that restaurant?!"
Two Elderly Couples are Having Dinner…
Man #1: We had dinner last week at this amazing restaurant. Four courses and a dessert that was heaven
Man #2: Sounds nice. What was the name of it?
Man #1: Oh jeez, my mind isn't as good as it was, I'm drawing a blank. What's the name of that flower with the thorns on it?
Man #2: You mean a rose?
Man #1: That's it! Hey! Rose! Where did we eat last week?
Two elderly couples get together to play bridge every week.
The ladies are in the kitchen making snacks and the old guys are talking. One says to the other "we went to see a movie last week and it was excellent but I can't remember the name of it. I thinks it's uhhh... what's the name of the flower with the red petals and the thorns?" His friend answers "a rose?"
"That's it! HEY ROSE! what was the name of that movie we saw last week?"
Two old couples are going for a walk.
The women are up ahead and the guys are about 50 feet behind them. o**... says "We went to a really nice restaurant last week. I wish I could remember the name of it. What's the name of that flower? Smells nice, has thorns on the stem."
"A rose?"
"Yeah, that's it. ROSE, WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT RESTAURANT?"
— You know, that doctor actually managed to improve my memory.
— Really? That's great! What's his name?
— Umm... you know that flower, the beautiful one, with red petals, a nice smell and thorns?
— You mean a rose?
— Yes, rose, exactly, thank you! (turning to his wife) Rose, honey, what's my doctor's name?
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