The Best 14 Thoreau Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thoreau jokes. There are some thoreau emerson jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thoreau topics puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thoreau Jokes and Puns

Why was Civil Disobedience such a good essay?

Thoreau editing.

Why couldn't Henry David Thoreau leave his house?

He was Walden.

What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views?

A Thoreau pillow.

Thoreau joke, What do you call a cushion with transcendentalist views?

What do you call a meticulous philosopher?

Thoreau!

How do you get across Walden Pond?

Thoreau, Thoreau, Thoreau your boat.


After I read Walden I spent three years living in the woods.

I just wanted to be Thoreau.

Henry David! Why are you taking so long organizing your notes?

I just want to be Thoreau.

Thoreau joke, Henry David! Why are you taking so long organizing your notes?

That man is richest whose pleasures are cheapest. -Henry David Thoreau

Masturbation

Why did 'Civil Disobedience' take so long to write?

The author was being Thoreau

How do you get a stone into Walden pond?

You Thoreau it in.

Every thursday I sit back and appreciate life

I sure do love Thoreau back thursdays.

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How well did Henry David Thoreau clean his house?

Thoreauly.

Henry went over his rough draft for weeks...

But he was just being Thoreau.

What do you call it when a transcendentalist author looks at old photos?

Thoreau Back Thursday

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