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Funniest Thor Short Jokes

Short thor jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thor humour may include short marvel jokes also.

  1. How to turn your tongue into very own super hero! Step 1: place tongue between teeth
    Step 2: bite down. Hard.
    Step 3: your tongue should now be Thor.
  2. Thor Thor is riding on the back of his mighty war horse. He shouts "I AM THOR! I AM THOR!" His horse replies: "That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly!"
  3. Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend? Loki: nothing, just hanging out
    Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...
    Loki: no
    Thor: low key
  4. Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki
  5. Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek? Because he was a Thor loser
  6. How can you tell Odin's sons apart? Thor has long, golden, amazing hair.
    His brother is Balder.
  7. How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed? He keeps it Loki.
  8. Oh sure, when Thor throws a hammer, he's a hero! But when I do it, I'm "out of control" and "banned from home depot!"
  9. Why didn't Thor invite many people to his brother's surprise party? He wanted to keep it Loki
  10. Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? His father grounded him.

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Thor One Liners

Which thor one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thor? I can suggest the ones about loki and thor and hulk.

  1. Why did Thor lose his lightning powers? Because his father grounded him.
  2. What do Chris Hemsworth and mike tyson have in common after a workout? They're both Thor.
  3. Thor, Iron Man and Hulk walk into IKEA... Avengers... Assemble
  4. What if Thor become Gold Thor? He will become an Author.
  5. Why did no one notice Thor's brother? Because he was low-key
  6. Why wasn't Bill Murray cast as Thor? Because nobody likes an electricity bill.
  7. Why did Thor sit comfortably on a cactus? He has an Asgard
    ...I'll see myself out
  8. Did Thor ever mention he had a brother? He was very low-key about it.
  9. What does Loki call Thor? Brothor
  10. Why is Thor's brother always overlooked? Because he's low key.
  11. Why do introverts identify so much with Thor's brother? Because he's low-key.
  12. What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjölnir all day? He gets thor arms!
  13. What does Mike Tyson say after a good workout with the Avengers? I'm Thor.
  14. Why did Thor file a police report? Because someone stole his thunder
  15. Why is Thor always showy? Coz he doesn't like to be Loki...

Thor And Loki Jokes

Here is a list of funny thor and loki jokes and even better thor and loki puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.
  • Why Can't Thor play Piano? He hates playing the Lokis.
    (I know it's bad plus it's better read out loud)
  • Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
  • So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday. It was Loki
  • Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki.
  • What is Loki's least favorite day of the week? Thor's Day
  • Why didn't Thor go to the party with his brother? Because it was too Loki for his taste.
  • Why doesn't Thor like secrets? He hates to keep things Loki.
  • What's Thor's favorite band? Daft punk.
    Wanna know why?
    Because he's up all night to get Loki
  • What does Thor do to sneak around and avoid being noticed? He stays Loki.

Loki And Thor Jokes

Here is a list of funny loki and thor jokes and even better loki and thor puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Thor's Birthday Did you hear the one about Thor's Birthday party?
    There was only a few people.
    He wanted to keep it Loki.
  • Why could Thor never find out where his brother was hiding? Because his brother was Loki.
  • Why does Loki hate talking about his brother? It's a Thor thubject.
  • Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki.
  • Why does Loki hate Thor? 'Cos Thor stole his thunder.
  • Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson.
    /burn
  • I went to Thor's wedding last year and was worried that I was really under dressed. It ended up being pretty Loki.
  • Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
  • Why did thor have such a hard time accepting his brother was actually a frost giant? He was loki racist
  • Why didn't Tom Hiddleston invite Chris Hemsworth to his Thor Ragnarok afterparty? Tom wanted to keep it a loki affair.
Thor joke, Why didn't Tom Hiddleston invite Chris Hemsworth to his Thor Ragnarok afterparty?

Thor Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny thor day jokes and even better thor day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor.
  • I TRIED Chris Hemsworth's workout regimen. It works. I was really Thor for theveral days..
  • What does Thor put on first, to start his day? Thunderwear!
  • A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden... He was a little thor the next day.
Thor joke, A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden...

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Cheerful Thor Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about thor you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean hammer jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make thor prank.

Thor, the god of Thunder, was riding on his filly

"I'm Thor!" he cried.
The horse replied,
"Then uthe a thaddle, thilly!"

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

Thor

The god of thunder is riding through the sky on his mighty stallion. With lightning crashing all around, he triumphantly screams, "I'M THOR!" His horse looks up and says, "Of courthe you are, you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

Why did the thoroughbred break up with the wild horse?

Because she was looking for a stable relationship.

An Atheist Walks Into A Bar...

An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus.
The bartender looks at him and says
"Drinking alone again, I see..."

Last night I dreamed I was a god.

I woke up this morning feeling Thor.

I don't enjoy winning against The God of Thunder...

He is always a Thor loser.

I had this great joke about Thor...

but thinking about it now, it's actually really low key.

What position does Thor like to play as in a game of basketball?

AsGuard.

Thor, upon his mighty steed, approaches his enemy, Thanos. Thanos asks "Who might you be?"

"I AM THORRRR!!!"
His horse perks up and says "Well, then wear a thaddle thilly."

What do Asgardians say when they have an intense workout at the gym?

I'm Thor

Thor

Thor goes out for a ride on his mighty war horse.
He rides all morning and afternoon until as the sun sets he is sat on the top of the highest mountain overlooking his entire domain.
He stands up on the horse and shouts "I AM THOR" and as his voice echoes through the valleys his horse replies:
"That's because you forgot your thaddle thilly"

What did Thor start calling ironman after he learned the suit was made out of gold titanium alloy?

Ironyman
... To be fair Goldtitaniumalloyman just didn't have the same ring.

What did Thor have to wear when he broke his tailbone?

An Asgard.

The god Thor is bored one day and decided to try out having s**... with a mortal woman...

He heads down to earth and finds a beautiful young woman. Pouring on the charm, he convinces her to go to bed with him. He goes back to her place and enjoys her in every possible way, absolutely plowing her with all his god-like strength and endurance. 7 hours later, he rolls off. She's laying there, gasping and panting, shaking, and exhausted from the most incredible s**... she's ever had in her life. She can't even speak. All she can do is s**... his chest with a trembling hand. He understands her point, though. He was amazing.
"I've got a confession to make," he says. "I'm actually Thor."
"You're thor!? I'm tho thor, I won't be able to thit down for a week!

What did Mike Tyson ask the really tired Norse god?

Are you Thor?

Thor gets drunk, b**... out and wakes up next to a man.

Confused, he looks at the man and says, "I AM THOR."
And they guy says, "You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."

The god of thunder rides to the top of the mountain atop his noble steed.

Upon reaching the summit, he gets off his horse, raises his hammer to the sky and yells, "I am Thor!"
The horse turns around and says, "That'th cuth you forgot your thaddle thilly!"

What kind of toothpaste does Thor use?

Arm and Hammer.

The Thunder God went for a ride.

The Thunder God went for a ride upon his mighty steed.
"I'm Thor!" he Roared
The horse replied "Of course, you forgot the thaddle thilly."

Co-worker asked me, "If Batman, who is a regular human but with gadgets, teamed up with Superman, who has supernatural powers, and they fought against Iron Man, another regular human with gadgets, who teamed up with Thor, who has super powers, who would be the winners?"

"Your parents when you move out."

Why does Pikachu hang out with Thor?

Thor is his Type.

Thor and Pikachu walk into a bar and get in a fight with the bartender.

They were both overcharged.

Thor Son of Odin

Came down to Earth and met a woman.
They had the best time in bed for a week straight.
Weeks later he was telling his Dad about the fun,
Odin told Thor that he must tell her the truth about him,
as not to let her expect that from mortal men.
Thor went back to the woman and confessed
I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN he said.
You're Thor , she replied. I'm so thor I can't even pith .

So a father and his daughter were in the toy aisle.

The daughter put a super hero mask on. The father asked "Are you thor?" The daughter immediately corrected him. "No, I'm five."

Why does Loki buy cough drops?

He doesn't want to get a Thor t**...

What STI do women get from sleeping with Thor?

Thunderclap

Jesus promised the end of wicked people. Thor promised the end of frost giants.

I don't see many frost giants.

Why is the Norse god of thunder Thor?

Because he forgot hith thaddle

Why did Thor leave the hospital after he lost all his powers?

Because he was discharged

What do you call a hero that doesn't aim for the head and requires a rematch?

A Thor loser.

Why did Thor not go for the head?

Because he was going for the Thor-Axe

Thor: "I'm going to kill you with my Thor hammer, so prepare to die!"

Antman: "Ha, it's no match for my thorax!"

The Thunder God astride his horse came riding from the sky.

A majestic sight for all to see, a Marvel for the eye!
He held aloft his hammer great, lightning flashed and thunder boomed!
"I AM THOR!" he cried.
His horse replied, "Well you forgot your thaddle, thilly."

What does Thor wear under his pants?

Thunderwear

After saving the universe from Thanos, Thor spent the night with a beautiful woman.

The next morning, Thor says, "Fair maiden, I must confess: I am Thor."
She replies, "*You're* Thor? I can hardly walk."

Why was the son of Odin Thor?

He sat down without his asgard

What does Thor call his underpants

Thunderwear

Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.

They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!

Did you know Thor can't get drunk?

He just gets hammered.

What is Ant-Man's secret weapon?

His Thor Axe

What did Thor say after he bit his tongue?

I'm Thor

Thor likes to bust in and beat up the bad guys...

His brother prefers to keep things low-key

Upon seeing a beautiful milkmaid, Thor appears before her in a flash of lightning...

Picking her up, he takes her to the hay loft where he proceeds to make ravenous love to her for thee days.
As the sun rose on the third day, he walked to the door and said "Woman! I must go. I have duties and I am Thor!"
To which she replied... "You're Thour? I'm not going to be able to thit down on that milking thtool for a week!"

Thor was bored with life on Asgard and one day decided travel to earth to entertain himself.

Whilst here he happened upon a beautiful maiden and the pair hooked up that evening and made love all night, with Thor slipping out in the early hours.
Back in Asgard Thor felt bad for the fair lady about slipping away never too be seen again and thought he at least owed it to her to explain things - so he made his way back to earth to find her.
He bumps into her again. "Hi' he states 'I think I should explain - I'm Thor"
"*I'm Thor"?!* The lady retorted, "I can hardly thit down!"

Thor gets a hit on his tinder profile...

After a night of wild, unrestrained god-level passion he notices his date looks a little knackered.
Sorry, but I'm Thor. He says
The girl looks up and says, You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can't thpeak

Someone said I look like Thor from The Avengers

They have only seen The End Game

Why did Mike Tyson have to cancel his big fight with Chris Hemsworth?

He was Thor.

The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.

"I'm Thor!" He cried. His horse replied,
"You forgot your thaddle, thilly!"

Thor joke, The God of Thunder crossed the skies, astride his faithful filly.

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