Thor Day Jokes

17 thor day jokes and hilarious thor day puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about thor day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Thor Day Short Jokes

Short thor day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thor day humour may include short thor and loki jokes also.

  1. Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
  2. I TRIED Chris Hemsworth's workout regimen. It works. I was really Thor for theveral days..

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Thor Day One Liners

Which thor day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thor day? I can suggest the ones about loki and thor and star wars day.

  1. What happens if Mike Tyson carries around Mjölnir all day? He gets thor arms!
  2. What is Loki's least favorite day of the week? Thor's Day
  3. I am a super hero... Every day after work I'm Thor.
  4. What does Thor put on first, to start his day? Thunderwear!
  5. A midget went to the gym while visiting Sweden... He was a little thor the next day.

Thor Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about thor day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean turkey day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thor day pranks.

Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.

They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
Darling, I must away from this place he turned round for dramatic effect, then thundered. FOR I, AM THOR!
She replied YOU'RE thor? I can barely thtand!

The god Thor is bored one day and decided to try out having s**... with a mortal woman...

He heads down to earth and finds a beautiful young woman. Pouring on the charm, he convinces her to go to bed with him. He goes back to her place and enjoys her in every possible way, absolutely plowing her with all his god-like strength and endurance. 7 hours later, he rolls off. She's laying there, gasping and panting, shaking, and exhausted from the most incredible s**... she's ever had in her life. She can't even speak. All she can do is s**... his chest with a trembling hand. He understands her point, though. He was amazing.
"I've got a confession to make," he says. "I'm actually Thor."
"You're thor!? I'm tho thor, I won't be able to thit down for a week!

Thor was bored with life on Asgard and one day decided travel to earth to entertain himself.

Whilst here he happened upon a beautiful maiden and the pair hooked up that evening and made love all night, with Thor slipping out in the early hours.
Back in Asgard Thor felt bad for the fair lady about slipping away never too be seen again and thought he at least owed it to her to explain things - so he made his way back to earth to find her.
He bumps into her again. "Hi' he states 'I think I should explain - I'm Thor"
"*I'm Thor"?!* The lady retorted, "I can hardly thit down!"

Upon seeing a beautiful milkmaid, Thor appears before her in a flash of lightning...

Picking her up, he takes her to the hay loft where he proceeds to make ravenous love to her for thee days.
As the sun rose on the third day, he walked to the door and said "Woman! I must go. I have duties and I am Thor!"
To which she replied... "You're Thour? I'm not going to be able to thit down on that milking thtool for a week!"

In olden days,

when the gods were wont to take on human form and tarry with mortals, the Norse god of thunder, he of the hammer Mjölnir, espied a comely young Norsewoman and betook him to her bed. Being a god, he was able to "bring her to Valhalla" seven times over the course of the evening.
In the morning, he says to her, "Mortal woman! It is only meet that thou shouldst know with whom thou hast lain. Therefore, look upon me and know that I am Thor!"
The girl replies, "*You're* thor? *I'm* tho thor I can hardly thtand up!"