Thor And Loki Jokes

Funniest Thor And Loki Short Jokes

Short thor and loki jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thor and loki humour may include short loki and thor jokes also.

1. Thor: Brother! What are you doing this weekend? Loki: nothing, just hanging out
   Thor: oh sweet! that sounds...
   Loki: no
   Thor: low key
2. Why did Loki throw a tantrum when he couldn't find his brother during a game of hide and seek? Because he was a Thor loser
3. Why didn't Thor invite many people to his brother's surprise party? He wanted to keep it Loki
4. Did you hear about that kid that got overwhelmed and burst into tears when his parents threw him a huge Thor themed 6th birthday party? He wanted something a little more Loki.
5. Why Can't Thor play Piano? He hates playing the Lokis.
   (I know it's bad plus it's better read out loud)
6. Wednesday and Thursday were named after the Norse Gods Odin and Thor... And if you really enjoy facts about Norse Gods then today is your Loki-day!
7. So Thor threw a really small surprise party for his Adopted Brother's birthday. It was Loki
8. Did you hear about that party at Thor's? No, I guess you wouldn't have; he kept it pretty Loki.
9. What's Thor's favorite band? Daft punk.
   Wanna know why?
   Because he's up all night to get Loki
10. Thor's Birthday Did you hear the one about Thor's Birthday party?
    There was only a few people.
    He wanted to keep it Loki.

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Thor And Loki One Liners

Which thor and loki one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thor and loki? I can suggest the ones about thor day and norse gods.

1. What does Loki call Thor? Brothor
2. Why is Thor always showy? Coz he doesn't like to be Loki...
3. Why was Thor unable to get any sleep? He Was Up All Night to Get Loki
4. How does Thor blend in to society without being noticed? He keeps it Loki.
5. What is Loki's least favorite day of the week? Thor's Day
6. Why didn't Thor go to the party with his brother? Because it was too Loki for his taste.
7. Why doesn't Thor like secrets? He hates to keep things Loki.
8. What does Thor do to sneak around and avoid being noticed? He stays Loki.
9. Why could Thor never find out where his brother was hiding? Because his brother was Loki.
10. Why does Loki hate talking about his brother? It's a Thor thubject.
11. Why didn't Thor like the party? It was too Loki.
12. Why does Loki hate Thor? 'Cos Thor stole his thunder.
13. Why was Thor disappointed by his birthday party? Because it was more Loki than he wanted.
14. Why did Thor decide to sleep in? He was up all night to Get Loki.
15. What sort of cereal does Thor eat? Loki Charms.

Thor And Loki Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about thor and loki you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean avengers jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thor and loki pranks.