The Best 6 Thongs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thongs jokes. There are some thongs crocs jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thongs preference puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thongs Jokes and Puns

I was woken late last night about 3am

By my next door neighbor in a very revealing negligee, bra, thongs and high heel boots, and asking to borrow a cup of sugar.

I said, 'fuck off dave, I've got work in the morning'.

Do old women wear panties or thongs????

Depends

What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

I wonder what innovation will surpass thongs as sexiest female underwear?

Maybe nothing?

What do Irish Judges and women have in common?

According to irish law they both deserve to be assaulted

One for wearing thongs, the other for wearing a sexy wig.


What do people with a speech impediment play on guitar

Thongs

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thongs negligee jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thongs nikes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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