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Funniest Thomas The Tank Engine Short Jokes

Short thomas the tank engine jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thomas the tank engine humour may include short thomas the tank jokes also.

1. What's the difference between "Thomas the Tank Engine" and Princess Diana? Thomas made it through the tunnel
2. Thomas the Tank Engine is unsure of his sexuality. He now prefers to be called Trains-gender.
3. Did you hear they made a Lebanese character in Thomas the tank engine? His name is Hummus the tank engine.
4. I have more in common with Thomas the train than most think For one thing, we're both stuck on rails!
   *Apparently I messed up on Thomas' correct title
   Yes Thomas the tank engine.

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Thomas The Tank Engine One Liners

Which thomas the tank engine one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thomas the tank engine? I can suggest the ones about thomas tank and steam train.

1. How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine? He trained.
2. What do you call it when Thomas the Tank Engine beats his wife? Domestic Caboose.
3. Who's the most famous rapper in The Thomas the Tank Engine show? Two-Trains
4. I went on Youtube to watch Thomas The Tank Engine Now it's just buffering.
5. What does Thomas the Tank Engine use as a raising agent? Bicarbonate of Sodor.
6. Which Thomas the Tank Engine character had most literary talent ? Mark Twain
7. I find myself oddly attracted to Thomas the Tank Engine... I think I'm trainsexual.
8. What does naughty Thomas the Tank Engine get for Christmas? A stocking full of toys.
9. How does Thomas the Tank Engine drink beer? He c**... it.
10. What was h**...'s favorite TV show as a kid? Thomas the tank engine

Amusing & Witty Thomas The Tank Engine Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun

What funny jokes about thomas the tank engine you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean train set jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thomas the tank engine pranks.