Thomas Edison Jokes
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Funniest Thomas Edison Short Jokes
Short thomas edison jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thomas edison humour may include short albert einstein jokes also.
- It took years for Thomas Edison to perfect the light bulb... But that's because he was working in the dark.
- Tesla, Oscar Wilde, and Sherlock Holmes walk into a bar. The punchline of this joke was patented and then hidden by Thomas Edison.
- Question for Thomas Edison... What went off in your head before you invented the lightbulb?
- Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea. Classic case of projection
- Thomas Edison was certainly one of history's greatest scientists. If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.
- When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb he threw a huge party, everyone was invited it was well lit
- How did the patent office verify Thomas Edison's inventions? They used phonographic evidence.
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Thomas Edison One Liners
Which thomas edison one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thomas edison? I can suggest the ones about thomas jefferson and thomas tank.
- What do Elon Musk and Thomas Edison have in common? They both got rich off of Tesla.
- Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal Cause he didn't like AC
- How many geniuses does it take to change a light bulb? One. Thomas Edison
- What do you get when you cross Tesla and Thomas Edison? A Kick-a**... band
Comedy Thomas Edison Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about thomas edison you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean light bulb jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thomas edison pranks.
A son asks his dad
Son: Is it true that a father will always be more knowledgeable than his son?
Dad: Of course!
Son: Who invented the light bulb?
Dad: Thomas Edison.
Son: If the father know so much more, why didn't he invented the light bulb instead?
Dad: Son, when it was lights out and dark, he was busy inventing Edison!
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Apparently it took Thomas Edison 1000 attempts to make the lightbulb.
d**..., he would have gone through some dark times.
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The first light bulb joke
Thomas Edison walks into the lab one morning to find his lastest attempt at making a light bulb smashed on the floor. He glares at all the lab assistants, but nobody will look him in the eye or admit who was at fault. Finally he exclaimed "OK, how many of you geniuses did it take to screw up this light bulb?"