The Best 17 Thom Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thom jokes. There are some thom jamie jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thom robert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thom Jokes and Puns

I said to myself, "Thomas, today is the day you start eating healthy and exercising".

Thank God my name isn't Thomas!

How did Thomas the Tank become a faster steam engine?

He trained.

Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it, but instead of apologizing he accused Tesla of trying to steal his idea.

Classic case of projection

Thom joke, Thomas Edison stole the design for a film-playing box from Tesla. Tesla confronted Edison about it,

Thom Yorke's phone thinks someone is listening in on its calls...

...delusional iPhone.

Thomas Edison was certainly one of history's greatest scientists.

If not for his invention, right now we would be using our computers by candlelight.


Thomas always wanted to change the World...

it wasn't until he fell out the 40th story window, however, that he made a real impact.

When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb he threw a huge party, everyone was invited

it was well lit

Thom joke, When Thomas Edison invented the light bulb he threw a huge party, everyone was invited

How does Thomas the Tank Engine drink beer?

He chugs it.

Thomas the Tank Engine is unsure of his sexuality.

He now prefers to be called Trains-gender.

Why does Thomas Edison hate Ubisoft Montreal

Cause he didn't like AC

Thomas Case and his son Justin are going to a bank...

"Father, why are you taking a gun with you?"

"Justin Case!"

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Of course Thomas was skeptical, why not?

The first Easter was on April Fool's Day.

Why did Thom York buy a newborn a Mercedes?

Because baby's got the Benz.

What did Thom Yorke name his 1995 Mercedes?

The Benz

Thom Yorke had to cancel some shows due to relapse

...So he checked himself into a 15 step program

What does Thomas the Tank Engine use as a raising agent?

Bicarbonate of Sodor.

Thom joke, What does Thomas the Tank Engine use as a raising agent?

What's the name of St Thomas More's daughter?

Demi Moore

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