Tho Jokes
46 tho jokes and hilarious tho puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about tho that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Tho Short Jokes
Short tho jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The tho humour may include short unoriginal jokes also.
- I saw God write a review about our solar system a while ago he didn't explain why he gave it a one star tho
- I was dating a girl with a lazy eye. Had to dump her tho. She was seeing someone on the side.
- I used my discount card to clean ice off my windshield. I could only get about 20% off tho
- i once found a vampire in my hotel so i stabbed it with a wooden stake, shined my flashlight at it and threw holy water at it. died instantly. still don't know why it had a bucket of candy tho.
- My friend told me he put a potato down his swimming trunks and now the ladies won't leave him alone…. Didn't work for me tho…. Apparently you're supposed to put it down the front
- A friend of mine had a tragic accident last year and lost the entire left side of his body It's okay tho, he's all right now
- My dad helped me fix my computer today He told me the error code was One D Ten T . I didn't understand what he meant until he told me to write it out.
Still don't get it tho. - It's coming home! The team that is...
they do have the 3rd place match tho.. - I saw my ex getting jumped by 4 people, so I decided to help She couldn't take all 5 of us tho
- Does Travis Scott even need a phone case? The answer is no, because he never drops anything anyways...
Still waiting for Astroworld tho
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Tho One Liners
Which tho one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with tho? I can suggest the ones about uranium and meta.
- Did you hear about the neutron that was arrested yesterday? He wasn't charged tho
- Just added Paul Walker on xbox, Shame he's always on the dashboard tho.
- My friend is in a band called 1023 megabytes They dont have a gig yet tho
- I have ocd so whenever someone say "tho" I always respond with "ugh"
- I used to live with a girl with a parrot that never shut up The parrot was cool tho
- I have a joke about pizza It's a little cheesy tho
- My dad left to get a pack of cigars He came back tho
- Everyone's got a little bit of racism in them. Not me tho, I'm pure.
- My Grandfather died peacefully in his sleep. Shame about all the People on his bus tho.
- I am Thor. Tho thor I have a hard time thitting down.
- feel bad for Khloe tho thots and prayers
- I beat cancer! My dad's in a coma now tho :(
- I broke 6 bones today... ..But none of them were mine tho
- AIDS Most people won't get this tho...
- The bitcoin price. Really tho.
Fun-Filled Tho Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle
What funny jokes about tho you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean nonetheless jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make tho pranks.
A joke my Dad made up (says lots bout Dad): A philosopher and a nudist are at a beach resort...
The philosopher asks the nudist, "have you read marx? And the nudist replies, "why, yes! But I think it's the wicker chairs."
My teacher used to tell me that I'd never amount to anything.
But ten years later, guess who I saw at mcdonalds? My teacher.
I served him a bic mac with no pickles even tho he wanted extra. Who's laughing now?
I had a t**... some days ago...
Two people didn't show up tho, so I had to take matters into my own hands.
A 22-year-old man and a 57-year-old woman get to know each other in a bar
Even tho the big age gap, they like each other. Later the night, she whispers into his ear "Do you want to have s**... with a mother and a daughter at the same time?" Of course he agreed and when they walked home, he felt like the most luckiest person on earth. When they arrived at her place she opened the door and shouted: "Are you still awake, mom?"
A guy walks into his kitchen and sees his roommate writing on a piece of paper
Guy: what's up?
Roommate: Im legally changing my name to Dragon Ball Z.
Guy: wait, what, can you even do that?
Roommate: yea, it's a lot of paperwork tho.
This isn't even my final form.
I dated a girl in a wheel chair once.
it was a tough relationship tho. Have you ever heard the saying "If you love her then let her go, and if she comes back then it was meant to be"?
Well don't let her go on a hill by a lake, cause she don't come back
My dad who has a really thick Asian accent just asked me..
Did you see the white *super racist* riot in Virginia? He was trying to say **supremacist**. Honestly, he wasn't wrong tho.
Can I c**... at your place tonight ?
No Hobo tho.
Why is it always crowded in a s**... bank?
Because people are paid to come.
Why'd you think s**... donations are really expensive, because they're handmade
But Its hardwork tho, it takes alo of b**... to do it, whatever you thing you on regular that's nutting.
Thor gets a hit on his tinder profile...
After a night of wild, unrestrained god-level passion he notices his date looks a little knackered.
Sorry, but I'm Thor. He says
The girl looks up and says, You're Thor? I'm tho thor I can't thpeak
Doctor: Your dad's not with us anymore
Me: d**..., what happened?
Doctor: He's at a different hospital
Me: Oh, whew
Doctor: Dead tho
Secede from the Union
United States: Should we do something about guns?
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: How bout dem immigrants tho
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: I like ice cream
Texas: WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
United States: Let's ban w**...
Texas: aiight cool
California:WE CAN AND WILL SECEDE FROM THE UNION IF WE SEE IT FIT TO DO SO
Reddit was down today
**Reddit was down for 2 hours today and I almost went outside and had s**..., crisis averted tho.**
Probably posted somewhere else, can't remember tho
So I walk into my house to my girlfriend holding a positive pregnancy test we exchanged the following conversation:
- (my name) i'm pregnant
Seeing the joke right before my eyes, I followed with:
- hi pregnant, i'm dad
- ummm about that..... you're uncle, is that ok?
So Thor hears about the other gods coming down to Earth for a good time ...
and decides to try it out for himself.
Meets a girl in bar and they get hot and heavy all night. At the end, he decides to tell her how he's honoured her: "I am Thor!"
And the girl says: "You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't pith."
