The Best 5 Thirtyfive Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thirtyfive jokes. There are some thirtyfive ninety jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thirtyfive eighteen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thirtyfive Jokes and Puns

A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?"

The Englishman proudly announced, "Thirty-five acres!"

"Thirty-five acres?" the Texan scoffed. "Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.

"Ah, yes," the Englishman nodded in understanding. "I had a truck like that once."

if your little ladies not so little anymore...

you may want to think about what you can do to help. Here's some advice i got from a certified physical trainer: All you need to do is have your wife walk two miles every morning, and then another three miles every night, and in just seven short days that fat bitch'll be thirty-five miles away

Why the Dinosaurs Died

It has been shown that the moon is moving away from us at a tiny (but measurable) distance each year. Therefore, if you do the maths, you will find that eighty-five million years ago it would've killed many, if not all the dinosaurs, by orbiting at an elevation of approximately thirty-five feet.

Why is six not scared of thirty-five?

because Five-sevens aren't six-shooters.

"When I asked my mom what cholesterol was, she told me I'd never have to worry about cholesterol in all my life. 'It's in out genes', she said."

"When I asked my mom what cholesterol was, she told me I'd never have to worry about cholesterol in all my life. 'It's in out genes', she said."

"Oh, wow! Well, how's she doing?"

"She died of cancer at age thirty-five."


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thirtyfive ladies jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thirtyfive workout piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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