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Get ready to laugh! Here are 30 jokes to put a smile on the face of the thirty year old in your life, whether they're turning 30, are two thirty, or are just being thirty. From hundreds to tens to twenties, these jokes are sure to provide a good tenor.

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  1. I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today. It's my thirty-second birthday.
  2. Two deer walk out of a gay bar One turns and says to the other, "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks in there."
  3. I really love playing chess with elderly people in the park. It's just really hard to find thirty two of them willing to do it .
  4. One stolen joke is a coincidence. Two stolen jokes is a pattern. Thirty stolen jokes is an Amy Schumer special.
  5. My girlfriend told me I'm her 32nd lover Turns out what she really meant was I'm her thirty second lover
  6. And how old are you? -Well, let's say, I'm closer to my thirties than to my twenties.
    -Oh ok. 27?28?
    -No, 45.
  7. My dad bought himself a new hearing aid. "It's state of the art," he boasted. "Cost me a fortune."
    "Awesome," I replied. "What kind is it?"
    "Two-thirty."
  8. Jewish kid asks his father for $50 ... His father replies: "Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"
  9. My girlfriend is turning 32 years old...I've told her not to get her hopes up. After all..we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute."

    "thirty-second birthday."
  10. I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday.

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Thirty One Liners

Which thirty one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thirty? I can suggest the ones about turning 30 and forty.

  1. Jesus's greatest miracle.. A dude in his thirties with 12 friends
  2. 15+15 is thirty 16+16 is thirty too
  3. There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't? Ten of them.
  4. How can you tell whether or not someone vapes? Wait thirty seconds.
  5. What's the Tooth Fairy's favorite time? Two thirty
  6. I was catfished once For thirty years Pluto had me convinced he was a planet...
  7. I just won the local ironman competition. 41 shirts in thirty minutes!!
  8. What time is Thor on in the cinema? Thor Thirty
  9. What kind of couch still has money even in its thirties? a pull out
  10. I just want to be a thymus... Fat and useless by the time I turn thirty.
  11. What's the most common time to see the dentist? Two Thirty.
  12. Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones
  13. What do you call your thirty-bleven-year-old grandma? NaN
  14. Why is six not scared of thirty-five? because Five-sevens aren't six-shooters.
  15. What time do wage slaves wake up for work? Poor thirty

Being Thirty Jokes

Here is a list of funny being thirty jokes and even better being thirty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up. When he asked why, I replied:
    "Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."
  • I was waiting at the bus stop. A woman said, "How long will the next one be?"
    I said, "Probably about thirty feet."
  • What's the difference between a shooting range and an American college? About thirty thousand dollars a year.
  • I'm turning 32 in a few months and I'm kinda depressed about it. I only get to celebrate my birthday for half a minute.... It's my thirty second birthday...
  • What's an occasion they you only celebrate for half a minute? Your thirty-second birthday.
  • They say the camera adds ten pounds But after meeting a few girls online I'm convinced it takes away at least thirty
  • My girlfriend nicknamed me the "Microwave Meal" Thirty seconds on full power and I'm finished.
  • Fool me once... Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thirty five thousand six hundred times, shame on the weatherman.
  • Why is three times ten same as two times sixteen? Because three times ten is thirty,
    And two times sixteen is thirty, too.
  • I told my son his birthday was only half a minute this year He asked what the heck am I talking about. I said, well it's his thirty second birthday...

Two Thirty Jokes

Here is a list of funny two thirty jokes and even better two thirty puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • My dentists office is called "Two Thirty Dental" Because you go there when your tooth hurty.
  • How many bacteria does it take to change a light bulb? One.
    No, two. Actually, four.
    No! Eight. No, sixteen. Oh God. Thirty-two. Nope, Sixty-four. No...
  • Don't you hate it when... you spend thirty minutes searching for a video, only to close it two minutes later.
  • How do you know when it's time to go to the dentist? When it's two thirty
  • When I was at school, fifty two percent of the class were good at maths. I was one of the other thirty eight percent.

Thirty Seconds Jokes

Here is a list of funny thirty seconds jokes and even better thirty seconds puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds
  • I like my hot tubs like I like my women... So hot I can only stay in them for thirty seconds.

Thirty Birthday Jokes

Here is a list of funny thirty birthday jokes and even better thirty birthday puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire. I said, "Perhaps about ten or ten-thirty, but tonight I might stay up 'til eleven."
Thirty joke, At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire.

Hilarious Fun Thirty Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about thirty you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thirteen jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thirty pranks.

An 80-year old man buys a Corvette

He gets it out on the open highway and takes it to 80, then 100, then 120 before he knows it.
He looks in his mirror to see flashing red lights so he pulls over.
The highway patrolman walks up and say, "You know how fast you were going and I know how fast you were going. I've heard every excuse in the book but if you give me one I haven't heard, I'll let you go."
The 80-year old looks the trooper up and down and says, "My wife left me thirty year ago for a highway patrolman and Inwas afraid you were bringing her back!"
Trooper closes his book and sends the Corvette driver on his way!

The oil fire.

Several decades ago, there was an oil tycoon. He discovered one morning, that one of his largest oil wells had burst and caught fire costing him large amounts of money by the minute. He quickly called all the large fire departments for miles around, offering thirty thousand dollars to the department that could extinguish the blaze. Many departments and trucks from miles around tried but failed, all stopping 200 yards away from the inferno. A small, four man department from a not very well known town went blazing past all the stopped trucks and drove right up to the blown well. Only having two buckets of water and three buckets of sand they quickly dumped all the had and the fire went out. They owner of the well ran up and was over joyed. He asked to chief what they would buy first with the large amount of money. The chief calmly said, "well the first thing im doin is replacing the brakes on this here truck".

Long Flight

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."

A young passenger turned to the man in the next seat and remarked, "If we lose one more engine, we'll be up here all day!"

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I went to a party with my girlfriend.

I got quite upset because everyone called me a p**... because I was thirty and she was twenty. So finally,I said "That's it baby, we're leaving. I'm not going to let them ruin our tenth anniversary."

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So two couples want to convert to Catholicism...

There are two couples that want to convert to Catholicism. They go and see a priest and he tells them that the first requirement is to abstain from s**... for thirty days.
Thirty days later, the couples come back to see the priest. He asks the first couple if they passed the test.
"Father, we didn't so much as TOUCH one another during the last month.
"Congratulations," the priest replies, "you are now qualified to enter the Church." Then, the priests asked the second couple how they did.
"Well, Father," the husband says, "everything was going just fine until the 27th day. My wife bent over the freezer to get something out, and I just happened to notice that she didn't have any p**... on. I couldn't stand it any more, so I walked over to her, dropped my pants, and slipped it to her right there."
"That's DISGUSTING!", the priest bellows. "I can never let you into the Church after something like that."
"I understand Father," the man replies sadly, "they won't let us into Walmart anymore either."

A joke my father told me.

I haven't seen it here yet so I hope its fresh;
A new inmate spends his first night in prison and after things quiet down for the night, he hears someone from one of the upper floors call out. "THIRTY SEVEN!" he shouts. An uproar of laughter fills the prison.
The new inmate is somewhat confused. After the laughter dies down another man calls out "FORTY THREE!". The prison fills with even more laughter then before. This continues for a few minutes till the inmate asks his cellmate what is going on.
"Oh that, yeah everyone here loves jokes, but the we only know so many. After a while we just assigned all the jokes numbers so we don't have to repeat the whole thing every time."
Satisfied with this response the the new inmate goes to bed.
The next night at about the same time it starts up again. "TWENTY NINE!" is shouted and followed by laughter. After a few more the new inmate decides that he wants to try. He remembers that forty three got a pretty good response last night, so after getting the courage he waits for the laughter of the last joke to die down. He inhales deeply and shouts "FORTY THREE!".
Silence.
He is shocked and a little upset. He turns to his cellmate "Why didn't they laugh?" he asks in disappointed confusion. To which his cellmate replied
"Its not just the joke, its how you tell it."

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The poetry contest

There was a prestigious, international poetry contest held in a glamorous foreign city. Contestants had come from all over the world and by the end there was one man whom everyone thought was going to win and a camo-wearing, baccer-chewing r**... that everyone wondered what was doing there. In the final round of the competition, the contestants were given a word and had to come up with a poem in thirty seconds. During the very last round, the contestants stood at the podium and were given the word; Timbuktu.
The shoo-in went first. He thought for thirty seconds, then stepped up to the microphone and said:
"Across the desert, wind and sand,
Trekked the lonely caravan.
Men and camels, two by two,
Destination; Timbuktu."
The audience erupted with applause. When it died down, the r**... grinned and stepped to the microphone and without missing a beat he recited:
"Tim and me a-huntin' went.
Found three w**... in a popped-up tent.
Them was three and us was two,
So I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

Cell Phone Etiquette

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the guy sitting next to her pulled out his cell phone and started talking in a loud voice: "Hi sweetheart. It's Eric. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".
"No, honey, not with that blonde from the accounts office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart"
Fifteen minutes later, he was still talking loudly.
When the young woman sitting next to him had enough, she leaned over and said into the phone,
"Eric, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Eric doesn't use his cell phone in public any longer.

Cell phone in public...

After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in his seat and closed his eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the young woman sitting next to him pulled
out her cell phone and started talking in a loud voice:
"Hi sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting".
"No, honey, not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
"Yes, I'm sure, cross my heart!"
Fifteen minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
When the man sitting next to her had enough, he leaned over and said into the phone,
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in public any longer.

Perceptions vary

Following World War II, a general and his lieutenant boarded a British train. They sat across from an attractive young lady and her grandmother. As the train departed, it entered a long tunnel. Total darkness encompassed the train for approximately thirty seconds. In the darkness of those moments, the passengers heard two things - a kiss and a slap. Everyone on board had his or her own outlook of what happened. For example . . .
The young lady assumed to herself, "While I'm flattered that the handsome lieutenant kissed me, I'm embarrassed that my grandmother slapped him."
The grandmother supposed, "I'm disappointed with the lieutenant, but I'm proud that my granddaughter had the courage to hit him."
The general thought, "What in the world . . . why did my lieutenant kiss that civilian young lady and why did she slap me by mistake?"
The lieutenant was the only person on that train who really knew what happened. In that brief period of total darkness, he had the opportunity to kiss an attractive young lady, as well as slap a general.

One morning, Harry wakes up..

...and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting section of his newspaper, he turns to page three; he sees that a horse called 'Triple Treble' is running in the 3.30. He rings up a bookmaker and puts £333 on it to win.
It comes in third.

LPT: How to pick up girls

Try this:
1. Acquire several dozen limes.
1. Go up to them and then drop all the limes.
1. Start picking them up, but keep dropping them. The clumsier you look the better.
1. Keep doing this until you have their attention (this could take up to thirty minutes).
1. Finally gather up the limes. Try looking a bit sheepish.
1. Look them deeply in the eyes and say, "Sorry, I'm bad at Pickup Limes."

A Jewish kid goes up to his dad...

Son: "Hey papa?"
Father: "Yes, ma' boy?"
Son: "I met this beautiful girl at temple today. I want to take her out. Can I borrow fifty bucks?
Father: "Forty bucks? What the heck are you gonna do with thirty bucks? Do I look like I have twenty bucks heres fifteen now take ten and bring me back five."

Hot Air Baloon

A man is flying a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He lowers the balloon and shouts to a man he sees "Hey! I'm late for an appointment can you tell me where I am?!"
As he comes in closer the man below shouts back, "You're in hot air balloon about thirty feet off the ground!".
"You must be some kind of analyst!" says the balloonist.
"Why?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "what you said is technically correct but it's not any help at all!"
The man below says, "Oh, YOU must be some kind of manager!"
"How'd you know?!"
"Well you're lost and don't know what to do, you made a commitment you can't keep and while you're right where you were before we met now somehow it's my fault!"

Sandy, an older women in her fifties, has a near death experience...

...later, on the operating table. She sees God who tells her not to worry she has at least another thirty years to live.
Sandy decides she's anyway in the hospital and she had another thirty years to live, she should make the most of it. She has plastic surgery on her face, Botox and breast augmentation. A few week later she's crossing the street and gets hit by a car and is killed.
She comes up to heaven and sees God. I don't understand, she says to God You said I had another thirty years?
God answers her, I didn't recognize you.

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An American, a Canadian, and a Russian walk into a bar and find a rubella patient dying on the floor.

The American says: Tough luck, pal. But I'll tell you what, for thirty thousand I got a guy that can fix that for you.
The Canadian says: You don't look so good, buddy. Why don't you come back with me to Canada and we'll see what we can do, eh? Won't cost you a thing.
The Russian pulls out a gun and asks: Are you contagious?
The rubella patient nods.
Great, says the Russian. Now come with me to Afghanistan or I'll m**... your family.

Is zero dark thirty the combination to the hurt locker?

A young Jewish boy

A young Jewish boy wants a new bike. So he goes up to his father and says, "Dad, can I have fifty dollars?"
The dad exclaims, "Forty dollars! What do you need thirty dollars for?"

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George Carlin on s**...- Quote from life is worth losing

**George Carlin:** Do you realise, that right this second, right now somewhere around the world some guy is getting ready to kill himself. Isn't that great? Statistics show that every year a million people commit s**.... Thats 2800 a day. That's one every thirty seconds.
[Stares at watch]
**George Carlin:** There goes another guy! And I say guy because men are four times more likely than women to commit s**..., even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it. That's something else you gals oughta be working on. Well if you wanna be truly equal you're gonna have to start taking your lifes in greater numbers.

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A Frenchman, a Jew and a p**...

A Frenchman, a Jew and a p**... are each sentenced to thirty years in prison. Each man is given one request that will be honored by the jail warden.
A woman, asks the Frenchman.
A telephone, says the Jew.
A cigarette, says the p**....
Thirty years later the Frenchman walks out with the woman and ten kids.
The Jew strolls out carrying a ten thousand dollar commission he has made during the time.
The p**... walks out and says, Has anyone got a match?

Dad, I'm thirsty!

You're not thirty!

Two retired gentlemen meet while on the beach in Florida

They sit down and strike up a conversation.
"So you moved down here after you retired. What did you do before?"
"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"
"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."
"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."
"What's that?"
"How do you start a flood?"

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For the sick

Little Bob went with his mom to church every Sunday. One morning in the middle of the service Bob complained that he was feeling a bit queasy and was afraid he was going to p**.... No problem dear, whispered his Mom in his ear, just head on over to the bathroom on the other side of the Church, and take care of it there. Thirty seconds later Bob came back. Did you go to the bathroom? question his Mom. No need responded Bob. Right outside the door was a big box with a sign next to it 'for the sick', so I just did it in there!

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I am a deaf thirty year old man who has not been lucky with relationships and s**....

But I found this k**... woman who does crazy things in the bedroom that I have never even heard of before.

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In America, a woman is r**... every thirty seconds..

And d**..., she's getting tired of it.

Take me down to the console city

Where the games are blurry and the frames are thirty.

Birthday Party

My friend's college mentor told her this story:
"So, my friend turned 32 last week, and we wanted to do something for his birthday so we put together a really quick party, only about half a minute long, and when the party ended, he was really confused and asked about the length of the party."
It was his thirty second birthday.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears.
(I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

Ten, Twenty, Thirty, fourty, fifty, sixty, sixtyten, "what?" four twenties

"France, stop it" four twenties and ten. "France you're drunk"

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I stopped my car beside a p**... last night.

As she got in I asked, *"How much for a b**...?"*
She said, *"Thirty dollars."*
I said, *"Can you do twenty?"*
*"Yeah, okay"*, she replied.
I said, *"Great, here's $600 then."*

Hearing Aid

My neighbor just told me, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," . "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty"

If I had a dollar for every time someone under thirty blamed people over forty for not be able to afford anything....

I could drink expensive, fancy beer too.

Can you explain this strange adoption joke?

A close friend of mine who is my eldest daughter's godmother just posted a very strange joke that references adoption. There must be something to this joke that I am completely missing. Thirty people have gone wild over this and I don't get it. My friend can't possibly be saying something offensive about adoption. My three children are adopted and they are grown up, healthy, happy, and thriving. What is the point here?
@AAPsyc hysterical!
A lawyer, a spy, a mob boss, and a money launder walk into a bar. The bartender says: "you guys must be here to talk about adoption."
TIA

There is a bar on the 8th floor of a building...

A man sitting at the bar says, 'The gin sold here gives you thirty seconds of flight'
Dave, who was listening - didn't believe him, said, 'I bet $100 it doesn't'
The man accepts the bet and orders a gin. He drinks it and flys out of the window, around the building and then back inside.
Dave was impressed, he handed over the $100 and ordered a gin.
He then jumped out of the window and fell to his death.
The barman then said, 'You've gotta stop doing that, Superman'

The time of year has finally arrived when the degrees outside are like shots of whiskey. . .

. . .I need about thirty more to be comfortable.

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Did anybody else hear about the psychic midget who killed like, thirty h**...?

Police are looking for a small medium at large

What did the tennis player say to her husband when he forgot her age?

"Thirty, love."

After being married for thirty ones years and having three children, I can safely say...

Nothing

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What do you call thirty dead n**...?

an alt right start

I was supposed to go to prison for a long time, but thankfully i got was released early

Thanks to thirty years perfect attendance.

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I don't have s**... any longer.

...than thirty seconds.

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A penguin is driving and gets a flat tire.

He pulls over to the nearest gas station and speaks to the mechanic. About how long to get this repaired? says the penguin. Should only be about 30 mins he replies.
It is pretty hot outside, so the penguin decides to walk and get some ice cream. Thirty or so minutes later, the penguin is walking back to station while l**... his vanilla ice cream. Naturally, penguins aren't the cleanest eaters so some vanilla ice cream gets around his mouth and face.
When the penguin arrives, the mechanic greets him and says, It looks like you blew a seal!

My girlfriend is currently 2 years older than me. But in a few years I'll be the same age as her...

Because I'll be thirty and she'll be thirty, too.

A man with terminal cancer robbed a bank and was sent to prison.

A fellow inmate asked him, "Why did you commit this crime? You can't take money with you into the afterlife, and now you're going to spend your last days in prison!"
The man replied, "I knew I was going to get caught. That's the point! My doctor gave me six months, but the judge gave me thirty years."

Today my son threw a quarter in the well at the mall and said "I wish my dad was dead." And because of his attitide we went home without buying anything.

When we got to our house we saw an ambulance and the coroner at Jim's house, apparently he had a freak heart attack about thirty minutes before hand, it was odd because he was a personal trainer and in great shape, my wife seemed real upset by his passing. Though it was strange because I've never even seen them speak to eachother.

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I don't know why all this gay marriage and same s**... i**... is all over the media recently like it's a new thing.

I've been having same s**... wife my wife for thirty years!

I've been happily married for ten whole years.

And ten out of thirty isn't bad.

My friend told me she lost thirty pounds.

...but then I remembered she is British and lost 30£ instead.

I started a new diet 6 weeks ago and I managed to GAIN thirty pounds!

It's my fault, though. I thought counting calories meant your supposed to go for the high score.

If thirty years have passed you're still angry at your kids for leaving those painful little blocks on the floor...

Don't be. It's time to forgive and lego of the past.

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s**... with me is like c**...

It's okay for the first thirty seconds, but then you start wondering why you put this in your body.

Jesish kids need money too

A Jewish boy asks his father for fifty dollars, to which the father replies "forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?'

I happened to be in court when I noticed a wrinkled old lady with grey hair sat up high...

I asked her, "You mind if I ask how old you are?"
She shouted back, "Thirty, love!"
I thought she was just messing with me so I replied, "No, really, how old are you?"
She yelled at me, "Forty, love!"
I realised then I should get back to my tennis match.

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"I knew Michael Jackson for thirty years and I never saw him do anything to a child"

I've known my best friend for even longer and he's never seen me m**....
What's your point?

A blonde, brunette, and a red-head go to heaven

They meet St. Peter at a staircase with 100 stairs
St. Peter says, "To get to the gates, you need to climb the stairs, but on each stair is a joke or a riddle. If you laugh, you have to start over."
The red-head goes first. She gets to the first step and laughs.
The brunette goes next. She gets to the thirty second step, then laughs.
The blonde goes last. She got to the final step, and laughed.
St. Peter asks, "You were so close. Why did you laugh?"
The blonde replies, "I finally got the joke from the first step."

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A policeman is trying to pull a car over

He follows the car for miles with the lights and siren before the driver finally pulls over.
"What the h**... were you thinking?!", asks the cop.
"Well", says the man, "thirty years ago my wife ran off with a cop and I thought you might be trying to give her back!"

Thirty joke, A policeman is trying to pull a car over

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