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  1. A Jewish kid goes to his dad and says, "Dad, I need to borrow fifty bucks". The dad says, "Forty bucks? I don't have thirty bucks, what do you need twenty bucks for?"
  2. A Jewish boy asked his father to borrow fifty dollars... "Forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?!"
  3. A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, "forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"
  4. A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says, "Dad, can I have fifty dollars?" The father looks at him and says, "Forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"
  5. Son asks Jewish dad for money Son: Dad, can you give me fifty dollars?
    Dad: Fourty dollars? Why do you need thirty dollars? Here, take twenty and split it with your sister.
  6. A Jewish kid asks his dad for money... The kid says to his dad, "Dad, I need to borrow fifty dollars."
    His dad replies, "Forty dollars! What do you wanna borrow thirty dollars for?!?!"
  7. Jewish father and son A Jewish boy went to his dad and asked for fifty dollars.
    His father said, "Forty dollars!? What do you need thirty dollars for?!"
  8. The World Trade Center had a Speed-Reading club they went thru fifty stories in thirty seconds
  9. Jesish kids need money too A Jewish boy asks his father for fifty dollars, to which the father replies "forty dollars, what do you need thirty dollars for?'
  10. Ten, Twenty, Thirty, fourty, fifty, sixty, sixtyten, "what?" four twenties "France, stop it" four twenties and ten. "France you're drunk"

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A Jewish boy approaches his father and asks if he could have $50...

A Jewish boy approaches his father and asks if he could have fifty dollars.
The Jewish father replies, "forty dollars?! What do you need thirty dollars for?"

I have a joke about commitment

Steve was deeply committed to playing golf. Ever day, seven days a week, fifty two weeks a year. After several years went by, Steve was still playing golf. As he was about to putt the ball in the hole. He notice a f**... procession going by. He then took off his hat and gave a moment of silence for the procession.
His friend that he was golfing with was amazed at him and said, "Wow that was really respectful"
"Well I should be respectful", Steve replied. "I was married to her for over thirty years."

A Jewish kid goes up to his dad...

Son: "Hey papa?"
Father: "Yes, ma' boy?"
Son: "I met this beautiful girl at temple today. I want to take her out. Can I borrow fifty bucks?
Father: "Forty bucks? What the heck are you gonna do with thirty bucks? Do I look like I have twenty bucks heres fifteen now take ten and bring me back five."

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says "Papa, I need fifty dollars."

The father says "forty dollars?! I don't have thirty dollars! What do you need twenty dollars for? Here's ten dollars." He hands the boy a five and says "split it with your brothers...and bring back the change."

A young Jewish boy

A young Jewish boy wants a new bike. So he goes up to his father and says, "Dad, can I have fifty dollars?"
The dad exclaims, "Forty dollars! What do you need thirty dollars for?"

When I was at school, fifty two percent of the class were good at maths.

I was one of the other thirty eight percent.

Two retired gentlemen meet while on the beach in Florida

They sit down and strike up a conversation.
"So you moved down here after you retired. What did you do before?"
"I was in the sporting goods business. I started out selling socks from a cart. Before long I had a little store. The business grew, slowly at first, but after thirty years I owned the biggest sporting goods store for fifty miles. I wanted to slow down a little and enjoy my success, but none of the kids were interested in the business, and I had a hard time finding a buyer. Then, tragically, the store burned to the ground. Luckily, I had good insurance. It paid off more than enough to retire on, so here I am! What about you?"
"My story is much the same. I spent my life in the shoe business, until a flood wiped me out. Insurance saved me as well. I decided not to rebuild, just moved down here to relax."
"Wow, that's something. I have one question, though."
"What's that?"
"How do you start a flood?"