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Thirty Birthday Jokes

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Funniest Thirty Birthday Short Jokes

Short thirty birthday jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thirty birthday humour may include short turning thirty jokes also.

  1. I completed another lap around the Sun, but I only get half a minute to celebrate today. It's my thirty-second birthday.
  2. My girlfriend is turning 32 years old...I've told her not to get her hopes up. After all..we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute."

    "thirty-second birthday."
  3. I gave my girlfriend a birthday celebration that lasted only half a minute After all, it was her thirty second birthday.
  4. My brother is turning 32 tomorrow, so I told him not to get his hopes up. When he asked why, I replied:
    "Well, it'll be pretty short. It is your thirty-second birthday after all."
  5. I'm turning 32 in a few months and I'm kinda depressed about it. I only get to celebrate my birthday for half a minute.... It's my thirty second birthday...
  6. What's an occasion they you only celebrate for half a minute? Your thirty-second birthday.
  7. Today I'm only celebrating my birthday for half a minute! I guess you could say it's my thirty-second birthday.
  8. My wife's is going to turn 32 soon... I told her not to get too excited for the celebrations... After all, it's going to be a thirty-second birthday.
  9. I told my son his birthday was only half a minute this year He asked what the heck am I talking about. I said, well it's his thirty second birthday...
  10. At my recent birthday party someone asked me when I planned to retire. I said, "Perhaps about ten or ten-thirty, but tonight I might stay up 'til eleven."

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Thirty Birthday One Liners

Which thirty birthday one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thirty birthday? I can suggest the ones about over 30 birthday and thirty year old.

  1. Which 2 Birthdays go by the quickest? the twenty second ones and the thirty second ones

Thirty Birthday Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about thirty birthday you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean being thirty jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thirty birthday pranks.

My wife is turning 32 soon...


I've told her not to get her hopes up for her birthday. After all, I said, The celebrations are only going to last half a minute.
What are you talking about? she asked.
I said, It's your thirty-second birthday.

My Girlfriend is turning 32 soon.

I told her not to get her hopes up.
After all, I say, we're only going to be celebrating it for half a minute.
She seemed upset and demanded to know why i would do that to her.
I calmly pointed out,
This is your thirty-second birthday...

Birthday Party

My friend's college mentor told her this story:
"So, my friend turned 32 last week, and we wanted to do something for his birthday so we put together a really quick party, only about half a minute long, and when the party ended, he was really confused and asked about the length of the party."
It was his thirty second birthday.

One morning, Harry wakes up..

...and goes downstairs into the kitchen. It's his birthday. It's the third day of the third month and Harry is thirty three years old. He notices that the kitchen clock has broken and stopped at 3:30am. On the radio, the weather announces that the temperature is 33 degrees. Opening the sporting section of his newspaper, he turns to page three; he sees that a horse called 'Triple Treble' is running in the 3.30. He rings up a bookmaker and puts £333 on it to win.
It comes in third.