Thirteenth Jokes

Laugh the fear away this Friday the Thirteenth with these hilarious jokes specifically tailored to make this day a little bit brighter. Get ready to take the third out of Fifteenth and make everyone smile!

Thirteenth Jokes to Giggle and Enjoy A Night of Unforgettable Laughter

What is a good thirteenth joke to make people laugh ? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Did you hear about the first r**...?

Did you hear about the first r**...?
Or the second r**...?
The third r**...?
The fifth r**...?
The eight r**...?
Not even the thirteenth r**...?
Perhaps the twenty first r**...?
Huh. I guess you've never met any Fibbonazis.

Two guys are in a burning building

"Let's jump out of the window" says the first one.
"What floor are we on?" Answers the other.
"Thirteenth."
"What? Thirteenth? There is no way I jump from here!"
"Come on, now, it's no time to be superstitious."

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

I think it's bad luck to be superstitious

Isn't it funny how many building engineers won't include a thirteenth floor

Yet book publishers don't seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...

hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous.

I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk

The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

Make fun with this list of one liners, gags and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor found in these thirteenth jokes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of thirteenth puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, these jokes offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !