The Best 7 Thirteenth Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thirteenth jokes. There are some thirteenth fifths jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thirteenth 5th puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thirteenth Jokes and Puns

Did you hear about the first Reich?

Did you hear about the first Reich?

Or the second Reich?

The third Reich?

The fifth Reich?

The eight Reich?

Not even the thirteenth Reich?

Perhaps the twenty first Reich?

Huh. I guess you've never met any Fibbonazis.

Happy Friday the Thirteenth

I think it's bad luck to be superstitious

Isn't it funny how many building engineers won't include a thirteenth floor

Yet book publishers don't seem afraid to have a chapter eleven...

Hannah Baker's short hair is horrendous.

I thought her hair stylist would be the thirteenth reason why.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk

The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.


A man walks into a bar and orders twelve shots of whiskey.

"Ok, says the bar tender, but that's quite a few shots. Can I ask why?"

"Well, it's because of my first blow job", replies the man.

"In that case, let's add one more on the house." says the bar tender.

"Thanks, but no thanks, if twelve can't get the taste out of my mouth, a thirteenth ain't going to help."

A bunch of Jewish folks walk into a bar...

Mitzva and celebrate Oscar's thirteenth bithday.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thirteenth ninth jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thirteenth celebration piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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