third boob Jokes

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Typical Men

There onced lived a rich man who wanted desperately to get married. So in order to determine a suitable wife he selected 3 women who he found attractive and gave them each $10000 to do as they please. The first woman spent her $10000 on a makeover and went to the man. She said "i spent the money on me so that you might love me more".
The second woman went out and spent her money on expensive gifts for the man. She came back and said "I bought these gifts for you to show how selfless i am and that you might love me more".
The man was impressed.
The third woman took the money to the stock market and doubled the money she had. She then put the money in a joint account between her and the man. She returned to the man and said, "I have increased the money you have given me and placed it in a joint account so that you might love me more" The man was very impressed.
The man then married the woman with the biggest boobs.

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A kid is on the beach with his two parents.

The kid goes out to play in the sand. The boy returns to his mother and says,"Mommy, some men have a bigger dick than daddy." The mother responds,"Don't worry son, the bigger they are, the dumber they are." The boy goes back and resumes playing in the sand. Shortly after, the boy returns and says,"Mommy, some women have bigger boobs than you." The mother replies,"Don't worry son, the bigger they are, the dumber they are." The boy once again goes back to play. He returns a third time and says,"Mommy, Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach, and the more he talks, the dumber he gets!"

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Deaf newlyweds

A deaf couple had just gotten married. They were pretty conservative, so they didn't have sex until their wedding night. Being conservative, the wife insisted they keep the lights off, which made communication in the bedroom a little tough for two deaf people, to say the least.

After the third consecutive night of frustrated attempted lovemaking, the wife sits the husband down and starts signing to him.

"We need to work out a system, as this clearly isn't working so far. To start, if you want to have sex, just reach over and squeeze my right boob."

The husband nods. Easy enough.

"... but if you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left boob."

Again the husband nods, and then adds "If you want to have sex, just reach over and pull my dick."

The wife nods, and is happy her husband is liking the new system.

"...but if you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull my dick like five hundred times."

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A man wasn't sure which of three women he wanted to marry, so he gave each $10,000 to see how they used it.

The first woman went to the store, bought the man new clothes, new furniture, and new electronics for his man cave. The man was impressed.

The second woman put the money in the bank, to show how responsible and thrifty she was. Again, the man was impressed.

The third woman invested the money and turned the $10,000 into $20,000. Again, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a moment about how each woman had handled the money, and then he married the one with the largest boobs.

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How does this man decides which one of three women to marry!!

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which one to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.

She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the biggest boobs.

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Third grade

Why did the blonde have the biggest boobs in the third grade?

She was 23.

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Licenced To Lick

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.

It hits the blonde woman's boobs and splashes all over them.

The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her boobs.

Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens.

So, after the third beer, a guy decides to help the bartender out.

The next time the bartender hit her boobs, the man jumps up and starts to lick her breasts. She decks him!

He is lying on the floor moaning, "Jeez, lady... Why do you let the bartender do it and not me?"

"Helloooo!" says the blonde. "Bert has a licker license!"

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A rich guy had three equally beautiful girlfriends...

and decided to marry one of them. So he devised a method to decide which to marry. He gave each of them $25000 and twenty days later, the first returned it to him. "Love," she said, "using the knowledge you gave me, I invested the money and earned it all back,with interest." He thought, "Wow! She's pretty good in the stock market!"

The second came to him and said, "Darling, I'm well off and don't need the money, so I donated it to your favorite charity, in your name!" He tought, "What a wonderful, thoughtful woman she is!"

The third came back to him and gave him a very expensive set of golf clubs. "Darling," she said, "I know just how much you love golf and I had these clubs and bag custom made for you!" He thought, "Wow! What a generous lady she is!"

So which one did he marry?
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The one with the biggest boobs.

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A man had 3 beautiful girlfriends...

A man had three beautiful girlfriends but he couldn't decide who to marry so he gave them each £5000 and watched what they bought.
The first one bought a massive makeover and said "I got a makeover so I can be beautiful for you because I love you".
The second one bought an iPad and a flatscreen TV for the man and said "I bought these because I love you so much"
The third one invested her money and doubled it. She then gave the man £10,000 back and said "I made more money for you because I love you so much"

The man thought long and hard about who to marry and eventually decided...

He married the one with the biggest boobs

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A difficult decision

A man had been dating three women on and off for a while. He didn't know whom to ask to marry, so he gave each woman $1000 to do with as they would.

The first woman spent it on plastic surgery and make up, and she returned to the man saying "I want to always be beautiful for you, my dear."

The second woman invested it all and made 5x what the investment was worth. She said, "I want us to be financially stable and happy forever."

The third woman bought gifts and electronics for the man, saying "I want you to always feel valued and prized."

The man went away and thought long and hard about it. In the end, he picked the woman with the biggest boobs.

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What has 8 boobs and 30 teeth?

Third shift at Waffle House.

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Job interview

There was an interview for hiring a secretary for the company's manager. The top three contestants were asked to show their ultimate skill for the final decision.

The first lady took a nut and cracked it between her boobs.

The second one, took a few coffee beans and ground them between her buttocks.

The third one took a match stick and approached it to her pussy. The match spontaneously ignited.

The company decided to hire two more managers.

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A man with 3 choices

A man didn't know how to choose between 3 different women, so he gave each of them 5 000$ and asked them to spend them as they wish.

The first woman bought stylish clothes, new make-ups and got a new, beautiful, hairstyle.

The second woman went and invested the money and after a week she gave the man back 50 000$

The third woman bought the man a new TV, brand new audio system, some fishing equipment and a lot of beer.

So which one of these three did the man choose?











The one with the biggest boobs.

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What has 4 teeth and 6 boobs?

Third shift at the Waffle House.

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