The Best 24 Thir Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thir jokes. There are some thir thi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thir chil puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thir Jokes and Puns

A very thirsty man was wandering the desert ...

... when suddenly he spotted a well. With the last of his strength, he neared himself, and started pulling the bucket upwards.
*Water! Water!* he shouted in anticipation

When suddenly, from the bottom of the well, a voice exclaimed

*Where?! Where?!*

Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

A pedestrian is walking past an insane asylum, and in the distance hears a bunch of the asylum inmates inside screaming at the top of their lungs, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!

Intrigued, the pedestrian peeks through a hole in the fence to see what all the commotion is about, and, suddenly, a finger pops out jabbing him right in the eye.

He screams in pain, and the inmates all start gleefully shouting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!

At thirteen years old, my parents were divorced.

A bit young to get married if you ask me.

Thir joke, At thirteen years old, my parents were divorced.

There are thirty cows and twenty eight chickens. How many didn't?

Ten of them.

Third-wheeling a toxic couple is the worst...

Anyway, i have to go shopping with my parents

A third-grade science teacher asks her students, "If you could have one substance in the world, what would it be?"

"I would have gold," says Harold. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Harold, "I could sell the gold and buy a fancy car."

"I would have platinum," says Susie. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Susie, "I could sell the platinum and buy two fancy cars."

"I would have hair," says Johnny. "Why?" asks the teacher. "Well," says Johnny, "my mom has a tiny strip of hair between her legs, and you should see all the fancy cars outside our house!!!"

A third-party vote walks out of a bar...

He says "Wow, I'm wasted."

Thir joke, A third-party vote walks out of a bar...

a thirsty boy and his Dad

A small boy is sent to bed by his father.

Five minutes later.....'Da-ad....'
'I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?'
'No, You had your chance. Lights out.'
Five minutes later: 'Da-aaaad.....'
'I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??'
' I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to smack you!!'
Five minutes later......'Daaaa-aaaad.....'
'When you come in to smack me, can you bring a drink of water?'

I was thirsty one day and someone said, "Drink Canada Dry."

Man they got alot of water up there..

Are you thirsty?

"Would you like something to drink?" She opened the fridge.

"We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper --"


"Spiders it is, then."

"No, that wasn't--"

But she was already pouring him a brimming glass of spiders.

A thirsty sailor runs from his boat to the nearest bar and shouts to the bartender, "Give me twenty shots of your best scotch, quick!"

The bartender pours out the shots, and the sailor drinks them as fast as he can.
The bartender is very impressed and exclaims, "Wow. I never saw anybody drink that fast."
The sailor replies, "Well, you'd drink that fast too, if you had what I have."
The bartender says, "Oh? What do you have?"

"Fifty cents!"

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A guy goes for a walk and when he passes by the mental hospital, he hears a patient inside yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

The guy moves along and later when he's returning home and walks by the same hospital, he hears the same voice again yelling "Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!"

And then he sees a small hole in the wall. The curiosity was too strong and when he takes a peek the patient pokes him in the eye with a stick and starts yelling "Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!"

A thirsty man from Michigan went to California to find something to drink

Because no water is better than Michigan water.

I went thirsty at the comedy club.

The punch lines were terrible!

What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern?

I need my thermos, stat!

"Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen... "

Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen, fourteen...

I got thirsty on the ride to the carnival

But the punch line was impossible to find.

Thirteen Solvakians have been reported killed and another seven seriously injured in the UK this morning...

After a bunk bed collapsed.

Police believe it was the work of the terrorist organisation Al Ikea

It's the thirst thirstiest time of the year!!!

Wanna sprite cranberry? Uh Huh!

If thirty years have passed you're still angry at your kids for leaving those painful little blocks on the floor...

Don't be. It's time to forgive and lego of the past.

When I was Thirsty, I was forced to drink my own Urine

Now I'm hungry...

Private, you want to explain why your helmet is wet?

But Thir, the lispy Private replies, You thaid it wath a pith helmet!

A thirsty vampire is walking along in a deserted town...

when he sees another vampire with blood all over his mouth and yells:
"Hey! where did you get that blood?!!"
The other vampire replies:
"See that traffic light over there?"
"Yes I do!" he exclaims anxiously
"Well, I didn't" says the other vampire

What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say?

I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!

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