The Best 22 Thinner Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thinner jokes. There are some thinner denser jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thinner stronger puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thinner Jokes and Puns

Book, you look so much thinner!

I know! I had my appendix removed!

Then I said "your beard makes you look thinner"

...but that didn't seem to cheer her up

I went down to the paint store to get thinner

It didn't work.

Thinner joke, I went down to the paint store to get thinner

What do a haunted gypsum mine and paint thinner have in common?

Mineral Spirits

Phones are getting thinner and smarter

People are getting fatter and dumber

have you ever heard of the garlic and onions diet?

you eat garlic and onions only for a week, you don't get much thinner but people will stay far away from you so you seem smaller.

The thinner you are, the less you contribute to pollution.

Because less waist.

Thinner joke, The thinner you are, the less you contribute to pollution.

Why go to the paint store when you're on a diet?

You can get thinner there

What's going to be thinner than the IPhone 8?

Apples ideas.

As technology gets lighter, thinner, and faster...

People get heavier, thicker, and slower.

Why do celebrities want to be Arctic sea-ice?

Because it's getting younger, thinner and more media attention year after year.

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Why did the diet coach send her . .

Why did the diet coach send her clients to the paint store?

She heard you could get thinner there.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

Why did Bob Ross take his brushes washed in odorless thinner to Pastor Eric Dammann?

So he could beat the devil out of them.

There is no I in team

Because Apple made it thinner.

The stock market has been looking thinner lately.

It's lost several Pounds.

Thinner joke, The stock market has been looking thinner lately.

What's thinner than the ice that my incredibly sexually active roommate is on?

The wall between our rooms.

What do sports cars wear to look thinner?

A Corvette

Toilet paper is like condoms

The thinner it is the riskier, but when it breaks it feels so much better.

Why do they keep making TVs thinner and thinner?

To keep up with the content.

On November 11th 1918, a peace of people was made thinner than a piece of paper.

Have you heard of the new all garlic diet?

You don't lose weight, but people do look thinner from a distance.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thinner savers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

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