The Best 20 Thinly Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Thinly Jokes and Puns

Cole's Law

"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"

"Yeah."

"What is it?"

"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."

"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"

"No, what is it?"

"Thinly sliced cabbage."

(I remember hearing this from my dad, and to this day it makes me giggle like an idiot.)

Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

Dad Knowing the Laws...

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?

Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.

Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?

Son: Actually, no. What's that?

Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Thinly joke, Dad Knowing the Laws...

A man walks into a bar...

and glances at the menu.

* **Sandwiches, $2**

* **Hand jobs, $5**

He calls over to the waitress, a gorgeous young blonde woman who appeared to be in her mid-twenties.

"Hey, hi there. Are you the one doing the hand jobs?"

She smiles thinly, "Yes sir, I am."

"Well, wash your hands and put on some gloves. I'd like a sandwich."

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?

Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.

You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.


How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

Thinly joke, The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?

Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...

No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.

Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law...

It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists bedroom.

Five if you slice them thinly.

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What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law?

Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.

Laws

-Have you heard of Murphy's law?

-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.

-What about Cole's Law?

-No, what is it?

-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room?

50, if you slice them *very* thinly.

Cole's Law...

Thinly Sliced Cabbage

Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage

Thinly joke, Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?

Murphy's Law

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OK. Now have you heard of Cole's Law?
No, what's that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.

Everyone has heard of Murphy's Law...

It's when anything that could go wrong, goes wrong.

But have you heard of Cole's Law?
.

.

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

We've all heard of Boyle's Law and Charles's Law, but have you ever heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.


I'm guessing you guys have heard of Murphy's Law, right? It's the cynical principal that anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. But have you heard of Cole's Law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage.

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