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Funniest Thinly Short Jokes

Short thinly jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The thinly humour may include short thinner jokes also.

  1. Guys I just recently bought a 256GB iPhone 7 Plus, my son dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 8 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
  2. Have you heard of Murphy's Law? It states that anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Have you heard of Coles Law? It's thinly sliced cabbage.
  3. Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat? Bachelors come home, check to see what's in the fridge, and go to bed.
    ….Married men come home, check to see what's in the bed, and go the fridge.
  4. Guys i just bought a 256GB iPhone 11, my brother dropped it and the screen shattered. Anyways I'm doing a giveaway! The kid is 6 years old, cute, thin and not really tall.
  5. I just purchased a new iPhone 7 Plus, and my son dropped it, So i'm giving it away. He's 8 years old, tall and quite thin. Good with pets.
  6. A Spanish magician was showing a trick.. "For my next trick, I'll disappear into thin air. uno, dos."
    And he vanished without a tres!
  7. My Kids Got p**... at Me for Cooking pancake this Morning Seems he was their favorite rabbit
  8. Doesn't matter if you are tall or short, fat or thin, black or white, at the end of the day... It will be night time.
  9. It doesn't matter whether you are tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor; at the end of the day... It's night.
  10. Murphy's law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

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Thinly One Liners

Which thinly one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with thinly? I can suggest the ones about thick and thin slice.

  1. Why are plants so thin? They always eat light.
  2. How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them.
  3. My girlfriend is a magician... She creates problems out of thin air
  4. My mom always makes the pancakes too thin I shouldn't have to put up with this crepe.
  5. I like my books like I like my women Thin, interesting and good in bed.
  6. I'm fat but I self identify as thin. I'm trans slender
  7. How many lawyers does it take to tile a roof? It depends on how thinly you slice them
  8. I like my women the way I like my paper... white, thin, and able to take a few punches
  9. Why does everyone hate thin paper? Because it's tearable
  10. What is thin, white, and scary? Homework.
  11. I just watched a documentary about anorexia. The research was a little thin.
  12. How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? 50, if you slice them *very* thinly.
  13. What do you call a slim ruler who's considering something? Thin-king
  14. THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11
  15. How do you call a thin T-Rex? Ano-Rex...

Thinly joke, How do you call a thin T-Rex?

Giggle-Inducing Thinly Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What funny jokes about thinly you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thinner than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make thinly pranks.

Cole's Law

"Have you heard of Murphy's law?"
"Yeah."
"What is it?"
"If something can go wrong, it will go wrong."
"Right. Have you heard of Cole's Law?"
"No, what is it?"
"Thinly sliced cabbage."
(I remember hearing this from my dad, and to this day it makes me giggle like an idiot.)

Dad Knowing the Laws...

Dad: Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Son: Yes, if something can go wrong, it will go wrong.
Dad: Yes! Have you heard of Cole's Law?
Son: Actually, no. What's that?
Dad: Thinly sliced cabbage.

A man walks into a bar...

and glances at the menu.
* **Sandwiches, $2**
* **Hand jobs, $5**
He calls over to the waitress, a gorgeous young blonde woman who appeared to be in her mid-twenties.
"Hey, hi there. Are you the one doing the hand jobs?"
She smiles thinly, "Yes sir, I am."
"Well, wash your hands and put on some gloves. I'd like a sandwich."

You guys ever heard of Murphy's law?

Murphy's law states that if anything can go wrong, it will go wrong.
You guys ever heard of Cole's law? Its thinly sliced cabbage with a vinaigrette, salad dressing.

The principle difference's between Murphy's law and Cole's law

Murphy's law postulates that whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.
Cole's law primarily consists of thinly shredded cabbage, carrot and mayonnaise.

Surely you have heard of Murphy's Law?

Murphy's Law is simply "whatever can go wrong, will go wrong". But have you ever heard of Cole's Law?...
No? Well, cole's law is simply thinly sliced cabbage and carrots served cold with mayonnaise.

Everybody's heard of Murphy's Law: "if something can go wrong, it will go wrong." However, few people know of Cole's Law...

It's thinly sliced cabbage and mayonnaise.

How many men does it take to wallpaper a feminists bedroom.

Five if you slice them thinly.

What's the difference between Murphy's Law and Cole's Law?

Murphy's Law is the idea of anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. Cole's Law is just thinly sliced cabbage.

Laws

-Have you heard of Murphy's law?
-Yes, anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
-What about Cole's Law?
-No, what is it?
-Thinly sliced cabbage drizzled with mayonnaise and sour cream

Cole's Law...

Thinly Sliced Cabbage

Have you heard of Murphy's law? Ok, but have you heard of Cole's law?

It's thinly sliced cabbage

Murphy's Law

Have you heard of Murphy's Law?
Yes, of course.
What is it?
Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
OK. Now have you heard of Cole's Law?
No, what's that?
Thinly sliced cabbage.

Thinly joke, Murphy's Law