The Best 81 Thinkin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thinkin jokes. There are some thinkin dancin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thinkin buildin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thinkin Jokes and Puns

If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do.

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don't.

I was going to get a tattoo of a cross on my testicles,

but I thought it would be too sacrilegious.

What were you thinking?

Schwarzenegger has a big one,
Michael J. Fox has a small one,
Madonna doesn't have one,
The POPE has one but doesn't use it,
Clinton uses his all the time,
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,
George Burns' was hot,
Liberace NEVER used his on women,
Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,
We never saw Lucy use Desi's
what is it?

Thinkin joke, What were you thinking?

I was thinking of becoming a railway conductor...

Then I thought of all the training.

If you're thinking about joining Hypochondriacs Anonymous remember...

The first step is admitting you don't have a problem.


We are thinking about making chili for Christmas Eve.

We're starting a new tradition called 'silent but deadly night'.

I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini..

Apparently, it runs faster.

Thinkin joke, I was thinking of buying the black iPad mini..

I'm thinking about starting a feminist group.

It's called Ovary-Action.

I don't like thinking about gravity.

It brings me down.

You know I was thinking about not getting fat,

But I really had a lot on my plate at the time..

I was thinking of shaving my beard

But it really grew on me.

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I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween...

But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off.

I'm thinking of investing in cancer research...

I hear it's a growth industry.

I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops...

but that seems counter productive

I was thinking that 6 years for your masters was a long time...

But black people used to work 60 years for theirs.

Thinking about opening up a sperm bank in New Jersey.

Gonna call it: "Get a load of this guy over here!".

I was thinking about spending $100 to watch the boxing match tonight...

But why would I spend money to see Mayweather when I can just look outside?

"I'm thinking of running a marathon again." I told my friend.

"You've run a marathon before?" she asked, with an air of admiration.

I said, "No, but I've thought about it."

I'm thinking of writing a Mystery novel...

or am I?


I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing.

Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts...

I'm thinking of visiting Saudi Arabia based on the upcoming week's forecast

It's mostly Sunni

I was thinking of becoming a banker ...

But I lost interest

I'm thinking of opening a pre-owned clock store...

I'm gonna call it 'Second Hand'.

I was thinking about donating some money to my local hospital...

But then I realized they'd probably just spend it on drugs.

I'm thinking of giving away my broken marionette.

No strings attached

I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats...

...prophets would go through the roof!

I'm thinking of going on a cleanse

just not sure which race to start with

I'm thinking of changing my name to Attention

so i can get paid

I've been thinking about getting cat faces tattooed around my nipples,

but I'm not sure how my boyfriend feels about titty tats.

I'm thinking of starting a youth foundation...

I mean I've already got like 30 kids buried in my basement.

I'm thinking of changing career and becoming a professional circumciser. . .

The pay is lousy, but I hear you get plenty of tips.

I'm thinking of opening a sperm bank and calling it...

"Get a load of this guy"

I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator

I wonder how many people are in that field

I'm thinking about moving to Switzerland...

For a couple of reasons, but their flag is a big plus.

I was thinking the other day ...

So I shouted, "Thomeone help! I can't thwim!"

I was thinking it might be a good idea if we buried Donald Trump in a few tons of concrete...

... but that might set a bad president.

I was thinking about buying a blindfold, but decided not to

I just couldn't see myself wearing it

I'm thinking about starting up my own brand and naming it Gametes...

Because sex cells.

To anyone thinking that a womans place is the kitchen

Remember that's where the knives are kept.

I'm seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife…

But I'm pretty sure she'll figure out I'm just after my money.

I was thinking about starting an odorless candle company

But I realized it wouldn't make any scents

I'm thinking of moving to Switzerland

No particular reason, but the flag's a big plus

I'm thinking about an app to let people rate strippers

I want to name it "Strip Advisor"

I was thinking of taking a new job where I'll care for horses all day. It's not a high paying job,

but it is a stable one.

I'm thinking about becoming a Catholic..

Only because I haven't been touched sexually in years and I'm desperate.

I was thinking of getting a brain transplant

I changed my mind

"Right, I've been thinking." I said to the oncologist. "I'm not keen on radiotherapy or chemotherapy. At this stage I think it would be best to just let the disease take its natural course."

My wife's eyes filled with tears, "We should've discussed this together."

"My minds made up." I insisted.

"I think your wife is right." Said the consultant. "After all, she is the one with cancer."

im thinking about removing my spine...

i feel like its only holding me back

I'm thinking about starting a dating app for low IQ people.

I'm calling it OK Stupid.

I'm thinking about digging a hole to get some water

It's going well

I'm thinking of starting a fashion line for alcoholics.. I guess I'll just call it..

Michael Coors Light

I've been thinking recently that unfaithful women are condemned way beyond proportion.

Begone, thought.

I'm thinking of starting a social media network for chickens

But not as my full-time job. Just as a way to make hens meet.

I'm thinking about starting a business that recycles discarded chewing gum...

I just need help getting it off the ground.

I'm thinking about changing my profession to mirror repair

It's a job I can really see myself doing.

Thinking about becoming a magician.

They make A LOT of money. I'm pretty sure my neighbor is a magician because she told me she gets "over $500 per trick".

I'm thinking about joining a gang...

that way I always know what to do with my hands in pictures.

I'm thinking about a sex change.

Maybe from "none" to "some"

Thinking back I really think I had a chance with that deaf girl at the bar

She gave me all the signs

Someone somewhere out there is thinking about you and the positive impact you had on their lives.

It's not me. I think you're messed up.

I was thinking about having some kids

But I'll probably just order a pizza

I'm thinking about selling my theremin,

I haven't touched it in years.

I keep thinking about doing the lottery...

But I don't think I'd have the balls to win it.

I'm thinking to buy a car for around $100k

can you tell me how do i get this much money

If any of you are thinking of getting married, please consider this carefully

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don't.

I'm thinking of donating my body to science

It's taking up too much space in the freezer.

I was thinking about going into business and opening my own distillery...

But my accountant thinks that's a whiskey investment.

I am thinking of buying a Honda directly from Japan and pay all the necessary tariffs.

It'll be my Civic duty.

I'm thinking of hiring an elephant.

I hear they work for peanuts.

I'm thinking of writing a joke about mispronounced grammar.

I'll gerund to it later.

Thinking about how much weight I've put on over the pandemic, I can't help wishing that I stayed in Britain…

I'd eat pizza every day and I'd just keep losing pounds.

I'm thinking of starting a marsupial fighting championship

I'll call it mortal wombat

I'm thinking about learning how to make mirrors

It's something I could really see myself doing

I'm thinking of joining a gym.

I'm keeping mentally active.

I am thinking of making a cover band of Beatles without the drums.

I would name it The Beatles with an extra 's'.

I am thinking about getting a job cleaning mirrors

I could see myself doing that

I am thinking about opening a dungeons and dragons themed vacation rental...

I'm going to call it Air D&D

I'm thinking of opening a racist-themed bakery...

...and I'm planning of naming it the " Cake Cake Cake".

After much thinking...

... I have decided that I spend too much time thinking.

I'm thinking about starting a dating service in Prague

I shall call it "Czech-Mate"

I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.

I wonder how many people are in that field.

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