The Best 9 Thinker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Thinker jokes. There are some thinker conversationalist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these thinker logician puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Thinker Jokes and Puns

Why is René Descartes considered a thinker?

Because he is.

My father in law just told me this joke

"Well, you know what they say about balding. If you go bald in the front, you're a good thinker. If you go bald in the back, you're a good lover. If you go bald everywhere, you think you're a good lover."

So two penguins are in the middle of a desert

and they're sitting in a canoe just paddling away, as hard as they can, not going anywhere, sand is flying everywhere, and they just keep paddling. eventually one penguin looks to the other and says "Where's your paddle" the other replies "Sure does."

Its usually a thinker for most, but i love it

Hear the one about the lego that was biding its time? Its a thinker.

Wait. Mental block.

Job Interview

At a job interview: "What are your strengths ?"

"I'm an optimist and a positive thinker."

"Can you give me an example ?"

"Yes, when do I start ?"


Fast Thinker

Guy's first time parachuting... yada yada chute fails, reserve fails. He's falling. But he sees a speck coming up toward him, faster than he's falling. He realizes it's a guy and figuring he has nothing to lose, he yells,
"Hey do you know anything about parachutes?"
and as they pass the other guy yells back,
"Sorry man, I don't . Do you know anything about propane BBQs?"

A deep thinker walks into a bar

The bartender says "we don't serve 14 year olds"

Abraham Lincoln was a great thinker

I wonder what the last thing to go through his head was...

I've been getting told a lot lately that I'm too negative of a thinker

Should really stop talking to my self

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the thinker thoughtful jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working thinker scholar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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